Centerville High School - Pow Wow Yearbook (Sand Coulee, MT)

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QQlWlUlUlU1l?IMMUIUIUUIUMUMHUMIUPTIE 1' U W W U W LUKUlFHHWlYlEMlUlHMll3i'mflthisQM? ccldents The principal of Centerville High regrets to say that there have been a score or more accidents in the different class-rooms during the past four 53 months. No doctor was called and the pupils recovered rapidly. Among pi' the unfortunate were Mish Bozik, who received some severe splinters in his ' FQ ia fingers while scratching his head: Mike L. was overcome with a sense of 77' kid his own lmportanceg Ida D. tragically strained her vocal apparatus trying P- -4 to reach ihgh C under the supervision of Mrs. Chesnut: Tom C. almost F33 fainted with surprise when he arrived within six pages from the correct E1 answer to Com. Geo.g Joe S. was painfully stung when he attempted to fool E eg Miss Mengeng Marshall Conway absent-mindedly stuck his head in his inkwell is and craned his pen around to look at Marg. H.: Henry P. was injured by a -:A perfect recitation. fRecord badly fractured. Recovery probably, however.J il ,..- E. --- E P. - gs: Mrs. Chesnut- I take great pleasure in giving you 90 in English. r-gi Butch- Aw, make it 100 and enjoy yourself. H'- L3 A lawyer was cross-examining an old German about the position of the if doors, windows, and so forth, in a house in which a certain transaction F34 occurred. And, now, my good man. said the lawyer, will you be good ,E 4 -4 L. enough to tell the Court how the stairs ruln in the house? The German EI i F-L as looked dazed and unsettled for a moment. How do the stairs run? he L7 Eg queried. Yes, how do the -stairs run? Veil, continued the witness vga after a moment's thought, ven I am oopstairs dey run down, und ven I am downstairs dey run oop. W' - :si L1 :i .l-. I 4 E1 A rush of air- - 1 Dripping water-- Q A clash of metal- And the old man finished his soup. E :! E 4 F' 51 An Italian who kept a fruitstand was much annoyed by possible cus- ,D- tomers who made a practice of handling the fruit and pinching it, thereby ...- t 4 9- ---, o -., leaving it softened and often spoiled. Exasperated beyond endurance, he finally put up a sign which read: If you must pincha da fruit-pincha da ri ,ii cocoanut! -Q ,T 1 21 The more than usual lack of intelligence among the students that morn- gg -. 53, L33 ing had got under the profe,ssor's skin. Class is dismissed, he sald be E' exasperatedly. Please don't flap your ears as you pass out. ,rj P r- ig ---l 1 4 ge 2' Mr. Egan treading excuse, also noticing Tm's black eye?- So, you -- L? ,, PE 51 had a lame leg yesterday? gi rr, Tom- I don't know-my mother wrote the excuse? ......... -,I :Q The other day I was in a department store and Bob Leslie walked in as E1 and asked: Have you any Chrismas cards that a fellow could give to his ,iv td girl? The salesman held up one saying: To the one and only girl. si-1 -i .- H- tj, Awright, answered Bob, give me a dozen. VE -'- Fr 5-A.. L., I. Sis and Stanley- We traveled to get advertisements the entire day ,L and only received two orders. rg Fifi Griffith-- Too bad: who gave you those? :4 ri FQ Sis and Stanley- Everyone-'Get out and stay out.' gn -L ei Our class has sworn off candy, As long as .school's begun: Now wouldn't lt be dandy I. If we started in on gum? 1 P' P.- .. ,:' f.HUUE.WiHWQKIYMXml'.'MTiliElMFiMiTEzfdilulliiliilfiiHillliiffiluliihliilllllnlililhill''.'W. .'WiHYi?hQ?