Center High School - Mirror Yearbook (Center, MO)

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 -TYPICAL MARTIAN FAMILY-

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Mr, Harvey: How is it that your marks for January are so MUCH LOWER THAN THAT OF DECEMBER? Darrell: Why Pop, you know everything is marked down after THE HOLIDAYS. Beverly: Have you heard the new Eskimo song? Eddie: No, what is it? Beverly: Freeze a jolly good fellow. Mr. Bumgarner wa3 talking to a group of kids about the old West.. He remarked that Billy the Kid had killed 21 MEN BY THE TIME HE WAS 21 YEARS OLD. Good heavens! exclaimed Louis. What kind of car did HE DRIVE? Traffic Officer (catching up with a speeding motorist): Lady, what is the yellow light for in that stop and go sign? Minnie Sue: It means hurry up before it turns red, doesn’t it? Danny: What’s on the menu today? Cooks: Oh, we have hundreds of things. Danny: 'What are they? Cooks: Beans! There was a collection being taken for the erection of A FENCE AROUND THE LOCAL CEMETERY. EVERYONE GAVE SOMETHING WITH THE EXCEPTION OF CARLON JaCKSON. LaTER, THEY ASKED HIM WHY HE REFUSED. Well, replied Carlon, I don’t see any use in a FENCE AROUND A CEMETERY. THOSE THAT ARE IN THERE CAN’T GET OUT, AND THEM THAT’S OUT, SURE DON T WANT TO GET IN. Mr. Burditt: Lindell, give me the formula for water. LIndell: H-I -J-K-L-M-N-0. Mr. Burditt: What are you driving at? Lindell: You said yesterday it was H to 0. A MAN WHO WAS WANTED BY THE POLICE HAD BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED IN SIX DIFFERENT POSITIONS AND THE PICTURES WERE CIRCULATED AMONG THE POLICE. The marshal of Center wrote headquarters a few days later saying: I DULY RECEIVED THE PICTURES OF THE SIX MISCREANTS WHOSE CAPTURE IS DESIRED. I HAVE ARRESTED FIVE OF THEM; THE SIXTH IS UNDER OBSERVATION AND WILL BE TAKEN SOON. HILL PERKINSON REAL ESTATE MARK TWAIN HOTEL Center, Mo. Hannibal, Mo. 27 SCHWARTZ FUNERAL HOME Hannibal,. Mo.

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