Center High School - Mirror Yearbook (Center, MO)

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GIRLS’ SOFTBALL WON I LOST 2 BOYS’ SOFTBALL WON 0 L OST 5

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Boys' Basketball Team J Left to Right: Coach Burditt, J. D. Keithly, Darrell Harvey, Jerry HUss, Maltie Hawkinson, Sibert Hill, Jimmy Oglesby, Danny Morawitz, Junior Jackson, Ronny Hulse, Mike Couch, Louis Rissmiller, and Wayne Cottrell. CAPTAINS: Gary Couch and Danny (viorawitz Center 54 New London 33 Center 49 Phil. Emer 43 Cente r 22 Holy Rasary 61 ✓ Center 54 Perry 57 Center 53 CUMMUN1TY 40 S ip Center 41 Frankford 43 Center 42 S 1 LEX 43 Center 60 Vandalia-Farber 65 Center 35 Vandal i a-Farber 39 f % £' Center 48 St. Brendon 27 Center 40 1LASCO 74 1 I, ffi.' 1 Center 47 AuxvASSE 53 Center 48 Perry 54 ,7: X' J Center 48 Holy Rasary 57 Center 35 Frankford 44 J [ Center 47 Community 51 Center 65 New London 35 NiL r Center 53 Madison 75 Center 43 1LASCO 47 Center 52 Phil. Emer. 63 Center 54 '.‘ infield 72 Center Soys Have Jon 5 Lost 16 AVERAGE PER GAME Center’s Total Points 990 Danny Morawitz 10 Opponent’s Total Points 1076 Ronnie Hulse 17 Gary Couch 10 Jerry Huss 6 Jim Oglesby 5 3iBert Hill 2 Darrell Harvey 4 Malt ie Hawk i nson 4 Bobby Shoemate 3 25

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Mr, Harvey: How is it that your marks for January are so MUCH LOWER THAN THAT OF DECEMBER? Darrell: Why Pop, you know everything is marked down after THE HOLIDAYS. Beverly: Have you heard the new Eskimo song? Eddie: No, what is it? Beverly: Freeze a jolly good fellow. Mr. Bumgarner wa3 talking to a group of kids about the old West.. He remarked that Billy the Kid had killed 21 MEN BY THE TIME HE WAS 21 YEARS OLD. Good heavens! exclaimed Louis. What kind of car did HE DRIVE? Traffic Officer (catching up with a speeding motorist): Lady, what is the yellow light for in that stop and go sign? Minnie Sue: It means hurry up before it turns red, doesn’t it? Danny: What’s on the menu today? Cooks: Oh, we have hundreds of things. Danny: 'What are they? Cooks: Beans! There was a collection being taken for the erection of A FENCE AROUND THE LOCAL CEMETERY. EVERYONE GAVE SOMETHING WITH THE EXCEPTION OF CARLON JaCKSON. LaTER, THEY ASKED HIM WHY HE REFUSED. Well, replied Carlon, I don’t see any use in a FENCE AROUND A CEMETERY. THOSE THAT ARE IN THERE CAN’T GET OUT, AND THEM THAT’S OUT, SURE DON T WANT TO GET IN. Mr. Burditt: Lindell, give me the formula for water. LIndell: H-I -J-K-L-M-N-0. Mr. Burditt: What are you driving at? Lindell: You said yesterday it was H to 0. A MAN WHO WAS WANTED BY THE POLICE HAD BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED IN SIX DIFFERENT POSITIONS AND THE PICTURES WERE CIRCULATED AMONG THE POLICE. The marshal of Center wrote headquarters a few days later saying: I DULY RECEIVED THE PICTURES OF THE SIX MISCREANTS WHOSE CAPTURE IS DESIRED. I HAVE ARRESTED FIVE OF THEM; THE SIXTH IS UNDER OBSERVATION AND WILL BE TAKEN SOON. HILL PERKINSON REAL ESTATE MARK TWAIN HOTEL Center, Mo. Hannibal, Mo. 27 SCHWARTZ FUNERAL HOME Hannibal,. Mo.