Center High School - Mirror Yearbook (Center, MO)

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LOUIS RISSMILLER Student Council Chorus............4 Student Council..4 Photographer......4 AUDREY 3R0EMMER Reporter Chorus............I ,3,4 Band...............1,3,4 Secretary........... .3 Play ..................3 Repor’ter..............A Ass i stant Arti st...4 GARY COUCH Chorus Basketball Baseball Softball SrYTFT .1,2,3,4 ,1,2,3,4 1,2,3,4 ,1,2,3,4 1 Student Counc il... P 1 AV . . T - , 4 Assi STANT Ed itor. Carlon Jackson Chorus..............I ,2,3 Plat.....................3 Student Council..........3 VOLLYB ALL...............4 Artist...................4 7

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CAROLYN NEUSCHAFER Pres i dent Basketball.........I ,2,3,4 Softball...........I ,2,3,4 Chorus.............I ,2,3,4 Pres i dent...........2,3,4 Majorette.............2,3,4 Trio.................| ,3,4 Pep Squad...............3,4 Vocal Solo..............3,4 Pi ano Solo...............I Secretary-Treasuer........I Quartet...................2 Play......................3 Sextet....................4 Vollyball.................4 Editos....................4 PAT CALDWELL V I CE-PRESI DENT Basketball..........2,3,4 Chorus..............2,3,4 Softball..............1,4 Band...................3,4 Pep Squad.............3,4 Secretary...............2 Treasurer...............3 Play....................3 V1 ce-Pres iden t.......4 Sports Editor............4 Volleyball...............4 MINNIE SCHULTZ Secretary-Treasurer Chorus 1,2,3,4 Piano Solo 1,2,3,4 Cheerlead I NG ..2,3,4 Treasurer Sextet . ...? J4 Secretary ....3,4 Rfportfr. 1 Play Trio Vocal Solo Act 1 vities Ed itor. 6

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CLASS WILL I, Gary Elmo Couch, being of sound mind, hereby will my ability to get married to Danny Morawitz, and my hula skirt to Wayne Cottrell. I, Audrey Broemmer, being of sound mind, hereby will my band suit to Bobby Farren, and my Old Maid personality to Carolyn Neuschafer. I, Carlon Jackson,being of sound mind, hereby will my flabby mus- cles to J.D. Kiethly, and my flirting ability to Bette Asher. I, Patsy Sue Caldwell, being of sound mind, hereby will my foul- ing ability to the girls on the bench, and my school spirit to Nina Jenks. I, William Louis Rissmiller, being of sound mind, hereby will my manager position to Ronnie Hulse, and my modesty to Penny Six. I, Carolyn Sue Neuschafer, being of sound mind,hereby will my love for the boys to the Junior girls, who don’t seem to have any. I, Minnie Sue Schultz, being of sound mind, hereby will my care- ful driving to Audrey Broemmer, and my piano bench to Barbara Hanmill. CLASS PROPHECY Here it is 19o8, and we look back on the class of 1958, We find them scattered around the world. First there is: Gary Couch, after completing Barber School set up practice in Hollywood. One day while shaving Rock Hudson, he made a slip of the razor and hasn't been heard of since. Audrey Broemmer,(still miss) now a vetnary to High Society is per- mant manacurist to Elizabeth Todd's persian cat. Carlon Jackson, chief competition to Bill Haley, has finally settled down to his haram in Egypt, where his 15 wives happily await his arrival. Pat Caldwell, while on an extensive trip in Africa, was captured 'ey soitK' natives. She was taken before the Witch Doctor, and when he 3aid to her oo-e-oo-a-a-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang she knew he was the one and only. Louis Rissmiller, now a professor at Harvard is having a hard time fighting off the pretty young co-eds, who can't resist him. Carolyn Neuschafer, who surprised all the Center people that were expecting to hear Wedding Bells, is still single. We hear that she is running a Lonely Hearts Club in Po Dunk, Junction, and her newest member is Bill Smith. Minnie Schultz, now a full fledged nurse, doesn't want to get married because she is having so much fun taking the pulse of many handsome men. But if she doesn't watch out, the nearest she will get to a man, is his hand. 8