Center High School - Mirror Yearbook (Center, MO)

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Fun Page Burglar: Bob W. : Burglar: Bob W. : Burglar. Bob W. : Get ready to die. I'm going to shoot you. Why? I've always said I'd shoot anyone who looked like me. Do I look like you? Yes. Then shoot. Gene C.: You almost struck that pedestrian! Riley M: I don't care, I haven't time now to go back and try again! NEXT BEST THING Why did they hang that picture? Perhaps they couldn't find the artist. Sue B. : (Pointing to a cigarette on floor) Marilyn is this yours? Marilyn: Not at all. Sue. You saw it first. Mary W.: Oh, Good! You've asked father if you can marry me. G. L. : No dear. I've just been in a motor smash. Charlie S.: Dad gimme a dime. Mr. Sells: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Charlie: I guess you're right, dad. Gimme a dollar, will ya ? Mr. McClintock: Tom here's a book that will do half your work for you. Tom N. : Swell, I'll take two of them. Landlady: I'll give you just three days in which to pay your board. Jim C.: All right. I'll pick the Fourth of July, Christmas, and Easter. A SURE CURE What is the best exercise for reducing? Just moving the head slowly from right to left when asked to have a second helping. Mr. Woods: Son, I'm spanking you because I love you. Charles W: I'd sure like to be big enough to return your love. Earl S. : What does this mean? There’s a fly in the bottom of my teacup! Waitress: How do I know? I'm a waitress, not a fortuneteller. Store Manager: What's your name? Applicant: Brooks Store Manager: And your first name? Applicant: Clellen Store Manager: That's a pretty well-known name. Applicant: It ought to be. I've been delivering .medicine around here for two years now Betty R. : Does the water always come through the roof like that? Dixie S.: No, Betty, only when it rains. 27