Center High School - Mirror Yearbook (Center, MO)

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PASSED BY THE NON-SENSOR You can ask one more question, said the almost exasperated father,'but make it short. Aeli, said his small son, when a doctor gets sick and another doctor doctors him, does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored, or dots the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor doctor in his own way? Mr. Durall the drivers training instructor was teaching Mildred Scheiner now to drive a car. This, said he, is the hard brake. You put it on quickly in case of an emergency. Oh, I seej said Mildred. It's something like a kimono. Some authority on good taste says that well-reared women do not wear slacks, but according to my observation they are just tne ones that do wear them. MEN ORLY READ THIS •pupxq aq TTP '1 :TS Joqqo aq.T, •stqq peaj XTTM ottM Jnoj- qautu pue paup -unq auru ‘ptresnoqq auTU-jCqq Ta aq ITT 1 ajaqq uanioiw pussnoqq Cqauiu jo qno Miss Hafner: So you got even with Mrs. Brown's hotel clerk? Miss Baker: Yes—she snarled over the phone 'What's eating you now? and I answered 'That's just what I want to know' Floyd: That Leake girl lets anybody kiss her. Sexton; .veil she, claims she slapped a boy's face once and he happened to be chewing tobacco. Baker: If there are any dumb-bells in this bunch, let 'em stand up. (Alter a moment of hesitation Tommy Neuschaffer stood up.) Baker: So :ou consider yourself a dumb-bell, do you? Tommy: N«, but I hate to see you standing up there by yourself. Cowden: That Smith is not only a bad driver but a crook. Cole: How so? Cowden: he had a collision, and he gav= a drink to me to steady my nerves, and then the police came. Mrs. Durall: Am I too late for tre garbage? Garbage Man: No, ma'am. Jump right in! Mr. Ardrey: Junior, you're an hour late getting home with those mules. Junior: I know it, fop. You see, I picked up Brother Powers on the way home and from then on the mules couldn't understand a word I said. Sherry: Every time I draw a breath some human being passes into eternity. Sara: They say Colgate is really good for that. A Fashion Note: The long skirts are certainly bliss, to girls with legs like this O or this )(. pfod to Save Space: Mch hs bn wrttn abt refrmd spllng as a savr of spc. Possbly ths wld b a gd pin”Bt it wld b a bttr pin if it wr carrd frthr. If a systm of abbrvtns wr adptd, as mch as 49% of spc cld be savd. It wldn't b so hrd as u rngh thnk. 27