Centenary College of Louisiana - Yoncopin Yearbook (Shreveport, LA)

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CAMPUS COPS Guarding the college from thieves, arsonists, and other troublemakers keeps the campus security force constantly busy, all two of them. Our faithful and ever present Smitty, who seems to have been here longer than many professors, spends most of his time handing out parking tick- ets. But occasionally something hap- pens on campus and security is called into action, like the night a naked man ran into a bunch of Zetas on his way across campus. The guard arrived promptly and the man escaped unharmed. CHAPEL Chapel programs are some of the most worthwhile yet least attended events on campus. Perhaps this is a leftover rebellion from the not so dis- tant days when chapel attendance was required seven days a week. Back then students fought for non- mandatory chapel; now the issue is coed dorms. Most students do attend the President ' s Convocation, though, if for no other reason than to watch the faculty march in proces- sion. Some very good speakers highlighted the program this year. Still on Thursday mornings most stu- dents were anywhere but in chapel. CONGLOMERATE Hey, has anybody seen the other half of that article lying around? Whaddaya mean there isn ' t any- more? What do I do with the rest of this page? The making of a Conglomerate is really a sight to see: ten people crammed into two tiny rooms in the 12