Centenary College - Hack Yearbook (Hackettstown, NJ)

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TRIP FIVE 123 Uhr A E 0111 51101. Ol. 31. is the Alphabet we will finish ere long. also for Athlete so bold and so strong. is for Baseball, where we're right up to date. stands for Coop when to break- fast you're late. for Prof. Denman his coop list adorning. for Exams which cause us much mourning. stands for Freshman, poor, ig- norant child. for the Grinding that is far from mild. stands for History years and years back. is for ignorance which none of us lack. for the junior girls in pretty frocks. for their Kerchiefs and also their Knocks is for Lemons None here we know. stands for Nlath. which troubles us so. stands for the New Gym which has not yet started. for the Office, where our checks have departed. for the Profs. whom we always revere. stands for Quitters let none ap- pear here. stands for the Roughouse we never are in. for the Sophomore accused of this sin. is the Trouble we always do find. for Under-Classmen who never grind. is for Vacant as applied to some heads. W' for the Work that the student just dreads. XY:Z as you see, but, just look, YHR-Xam's Zero, in Prof's. rec- ord Book?

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THE GAB AND GOSSIP. L W OWL Leica AND c-:ossml ADS. Bains RESULTS A WANTED-Exceptionally bright student to get my lessons out each night. Easy work. Good pay. Short hours. Address T. U. B. WANTED1SOlH6 one to make a fuss over me. No fooling. Mean business. HUNTER. WANTED-Information which will enable me to recognize a joke, that hasn't been voting for the last seven years. Kindly mail to my assumed name. P. AINSWORTH. LOST-Five minutes in getting to class this noon. Do not return if found. Will make up next Saturday as usual. DOLLY. LosfreTwo ticks. C. B. CLOCK. Losr-My favorite copyrighted expression, Shut up yer mont. 'SWAKOJ Losr-The trail to the Coup, Lost the scent near chemical Lab- oratory. FERGUSON. Lost-Senior dignity. NORTH. Losr-Fellows' drawings for the Hack A muniiicent re- ward awaits the finder. DOLLY. LOST-Collar-button at 7:14 this morning. Please send it up with my breakfast. BARTO. POSITION WANTED as teacher in kindergarten. Best reference fur- nished upon request. Wide ex- perience. B. TALMADGE. Pos1T1oN WANTED as confiden- tial adviser on matters of IM- PORTANCE only. E, J. HAN- FORD. l I 1 belt line. 'stock on my POSITION is desired to replace gas lamp on prominent street- corner. Will ignite easily. DE- BLOIS. POSITION desired as traveling- companion to has-beensf' Can furnish testimonials. W. H. BACHELER. FOUND-This year a quantity of green material in the guise of new men. Fon SALE-Information on any suitable subject for three-minute speeches. Each speech accom- panied by a jig. DQW. Fon SALE-Heavy and Light Brass, together with other junk. G. A. BUCKLEY. Fon SALEZLTY scholastic at- tainments. Come early and avoid the rush. ADAMSON. For. SALE1MY list of jokes from 44 to 66 inclusive. Suitable for table use. J. L. BROOKS. Fon SALE-A horse grown old in the service of his master. BROKAW. Fon SALE-50,000 numbers. STIEHLER. Fon SALE-1000 copies of my Inquiry into the State of Sim- plified Simplicity. JAY HAN- FORD. Fon SALE?-HYGS. Just what I thought you TERS. would say. WIN- FOR SALE--Half-share in the I've got too much hands now. GREG- ORY. Fon SALE-Old stews and ham in abundance. CHAS. FULLER. This will introduce the three fdisj Graces from Newark, namely: Lurich, .lung and Flem- ing. They have the fabled trio on a dead run, Come and see them perform every night. Try my elixir of cheerfulness. Will cure the worse case of grouch. JAKE. Use my Ten to One that it doesn't Work Hair Tonic. Use it myself. W. F. HUNTER. Use my world famous cure for Daylight Somnambulismf' SY- RETT. - BIG SHOW - Four FEET and Bouamm Bios. Hurry Peoples. Get your tickets ready Special Music by Jake's Band. Thrilling scene by ng DOC' 0 Heinie will crack his face for the crowd. Special Ring Work by the Fly- ing Tub. More the Contortionist will bite his ears. Famous 'trainer of Ponies, Linder, will perform. The Fat Man, Scherp, will be on inspection. LIZZIE, the Bearded lady will appear for the first time. S. and A. Clark, the Siamese Twins, will be there. Follow the Band Wagon tif Jake permitsj.

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124 THE HACK Svtatiatira fur IHIIS fSome true and others untrue.j The best gymnast ..... Who knows how to run the school best . The nerviest The windiest . . The greatest grind . The most popular Brightest . Sportiest Wittiest . Biggest bluff . . Worst fusser . . Best all round athlete . Saddest . . . Merriest . Best singer . Smallest feet Heaviest . Best debater . . Best butter-in . . Championship of l'Coop The laziest . . . The best joker . . The slimmest . The most important . The most religious The cutest . . The most bashful The silliest . . The best understanding The biggest bully . The girl's favorite Bray . Gillies Ainsworth . Hoyt . Canedy Jacobson A. Clark jay Hanford Woolley . De Mott Hunter Schlatter Adamson Maskiell . Smith Crane . Brokaw Gregory . Lurich Hunter E. R. Hanford Sparnon Burt . Barto Lockwood . More Cutler North Winters De Blois Sullivan