Centenary Academy - Pine Burr Yearbook (Shreveport, LA)

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'X THE PINE BURR 27' W Maurice-Did any of your ances- tors receive any great honors? Marye-Yes, Iwas named after THE END Yes, I used to he in politics my- self. I was dog catcher in my town L I my great grandfather. 95 9? 96 Iimmie-Darling, you are the eighth wonder of the world. Ora-And who, may I ask, are the other seven? 4 '59 if' 'X I Bill-And who will have your fine collection of pictures when you die? 1 ' Harry-My children, I suppose. Bill-And if you have none? Harry+My A grand children. V 95 Helen-IVhat is a pessimist? Hazel-A' man who won't milk a cow because heis afraid the milk is already sour. for two years, cbutafinally lost the job. i - What was the matter, change of Mayors? Nope. I finally caught the dog. 9? 96' 46 Mayme ton crowded street carl -Wotcha got in that package Sadie? Sadie-One of 'them portable ra- dios. Maymencheect .If yoh can tune in The Star Spangledifianner mehbe we can get a seat. aeeeis- Jack at college wrote to his father: ' UNO mon, no fun-,I -your sonf' Mr. Towery answered: SHOW sad, too bad, your dadf, Both Phones 6918 ' Shrevepor, La. AHEARN FUNERAL HOME LADY ASSISTANT 515 Crockett St. MAJESTIC DRUG ST ORE , FINE PERFUMES-EXCELLENT FOUNTAIN SERVICE NORRIS Exquisite Candies Coniplinients of a Friend of -Ceiitenary Academyl is i1T 69 '

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XS-' -SQ, tg 9 nav W 'i XX Nl IIHE PINE BURR '21 Qi? IN nwvait till I find my book, I left it right here and itas gonefi uMiss Polly, letfsihave French out- side today, it's so hot in heref, uShut up, Jaqk, and read. 'cWhat does seulement meanfw MNO, it is your time to read, I come after Maurice? fSWhen will ,We finish -this story?'7 Galt does notf' uShut up Jack and read againfv 'X' '75 94' A teacher we all know at the Academy-uA.nd are you going to send me violets every day?7, . ???????-uNo, l7ll send you a , package of seedrand. let you grow them yourselffff fp ' . '53 94' 95 St1'anger-lfrepresent a society for the preventioii iof profanity. I want to take profanity entirely out of your life- Miss Smith-Dad, hereas a man that wants to buy the old Buick. Lionel L. Meyer's Fairyland Park Clean Amusements For Nice Folks ' N Ferris' Wheel, Dodgem, Sea-Plane,' Motion Picture Studio, Swimming Pool, Free Picnic :Grounds Special Rates for Schools or Organizations 6GThe Place To Pliayi' Compliments of Hotel Youree I Q teei , all 8 V, 1..'

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- 0... a THE PINE BURR '27 a Hazel fafter, one of her nature danoesj-Teacher, Why did you laugh? ' T ' The Teaoher4JEXousez-moi! l did not mean to laugh out loud, but my sleeve has a hole in it. ' ..,:. .. ' 'X' 56 -76 Madame Carma-+By, the bump on your head l can tell that you have a violent temper. Q Mr. Whitsitt4No, youire mistak- en, thatis my Wifels. ' a 96 V7 '36 -PG L' The little fleas which do us tease Have other' fleas to bite iemg And these in 'turn have other fleas And so onf-Ad lnfinitumy T 56 46 -If Marye-Vlfhen , l 'donit Wanit a boy's attentionsl tell him l live in the suburbs. . -' . ??????-Thatis a good one, but really, Where do you live? Marye-In the-suburbs. Miss Smith-Earnest, what are you chewing? Earnest Bernstein-My tongue. Miss Smith-It doesnlt smell like If. -1? -76 ' 5? An evangelist was writing on all the rocks along a certain river in Texas, certain Bible texts, and on one fine smooth' rock he wrote: What are you going to do after death? V A Week later, underneath this, an enterprising advertiser had Written: Use Delta oils. Good for burns. -as -is -we ' Orator---And what do we do? We pursue the shadow, the bubble bursts and leaves us but sack cloth and ashes in our empty hands. 45 95 9? Mr. Whitsett-N ow, Zehntner, what are you doing, learning something? Speck-No sir! l was just listen- ing to you. V At...... M. Levy's Headquarters For Boys Graduation Apparel SHREVEPORTS GREATEST CLoTH1ERs M. LEW CO.. Inc a X X ,O X 1