Centenary Academy - Pine Burr Yearbook (Shreveport, LA)

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0 e '4 H Wm 9, AE!!! x CAN YOU IMAGINE- Annie weighing 109 pounds? Albert Smith and Ross Worley engaged in battle? Bob and Theron having an argument? Skeeter telling the truth? Buster talking sense? Loree not in love? Mr. Clover in bell-botto1ned pants? Gwendolyn Webb a brunette? ,lane not giggling? A forest without trees? Nlr. Glover: uwilchia, if your father was a Frenchman and your mother an American, what would you be? Wilchia: Seems like l'd be a league of nationsf, REALLY CONFIDENTIALLY SPEAKING, WE THINK- That Theron Brown and Sam Cararas should be room-matesg Tl1at Fannie Louise S. should take up fancy dancing: That Annie Knowles and Albert Smith would be a good eoupleg That Bill Logan should be employed as coach: That Harold Ratcliff should be critic of the literary societyg That Billy Crothers should learn where the bath-house is. Margaret: 4'Do you know Bob?,' Theron: Yes, I used to sleeo with him. 7 P Margaret: Room-mates? , Theron: Nog class-mates. The main difference between a girl chew- ing her gum and a cow chewing her cud is that the cow usually looks thoughtful.

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Entrance Examination to CUCKOO COLLEGE fAny High School Graduate that can answer these questions is eligible for entrance in Cuckoo College.l I. Who was John Smith? a. When did he live? b. What was his name? c. Did he die? a'. Have you ever had the willies? e. lf so, where? ll. If a bird flies backwards, how much dust can he keep out of his eyes in one flight? a. In two flights? b. In the upper story? C. If so. why? 4Key to above problem, xyza -- X21 III. If two and two is four, is a cat fish or a dog wood? . If not, why? . Who? c. Did your grandmother have a wooden leg? d. lf so, what is your cat's name? e. lf not, what is the name of your cat? f. Have you a cat? a b IV. When was your grandfather hanged? Your father? You? . Who? . Why? C. Explain fully. fl. Who wrote Shakespeare's Hamlet?? e. Was it raining at the time? c. If so, where? fi. At what time did it quit? e. Whose? a b V. Are you reading this? a. lf not, how did you get this far? b. If so, why? c. Spell the word Cuckoo. d. How many c's? k's? x,s? e. Are you Cuckoo? The End '24 ii- Aviator: MMy God! The engine's stalled and a wing's off. Vernon Smith ton first trip in the air and very nervousl: Thank goodnessg now we can go down.