Centenary Academy - Pine Burr Yearbook (Shreveport, LA)

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0 e '4 H Wm 9, AE!!! x CAN YOU IMAGINE- Annie weighing 109 pounds? Albert Smith and Ross Worley engaged in battle? Bob and Theron having an argument? Skeeter telling the truth? Buster talking sense? Loree not in love? Mr. Clover in bell-botto1ned pants? Gwendolyn Webb a brunette? ,lane not giggling? A forest without trees? Nlr. Glover: uwilchia, if your father was a Frenchman and your mother an American, what would you be? Wilchia: Seems like l'd be a league of nationsf, REALLY CONFIDENTIALLY SPEAKING, WE THINK- That Theron Brown and Sam Cararas should be room-matesg Tl1at Fannie Louise S. should take up fancy dancing: That Annie Knowles and Albert Smith would be a good eoupleg That Bill Logan should be employed as coach: That Harold Ratcliff should be critic of the literary societyg That Billy Crothers should learn where the bath-house is. Margaret: 4'Do you know Bob?,' Theron: Yes, I used to sleeo with him. 7 P Margaret: Room-mates? , Theron: Nog class-mates. The main difference between a girl chew- ing her gum and a cow chewing her cud is that the cow usually looks thoughtful.

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I 4 S K 5 1 5 f , ,4 N : , rl I :V , 4 ,N . , U12 X I H - ' Selected Bits of Poetry si3NioR's LAMENT When my last English paper is written. And my Chemistry notebook is done, When my history card is completed, And the clock hands point to one. l shall rest-Oh Gosh! how I'll need it, Lie down lor an hour or two. 'l'ill the teachers in some college Shall set me to work anew! AN EPIC IN EIGHT WORDS By Mr. Mitchell. Barber shaveg Man sneezeg Man deadg Next. please! My love has went. He did me dirt. I had not knew He were a flirt. To Academy girls, Such love forbid, Lest they be done Like l've been did. HIAWATHA REVISED By the shores of Cuticura. By the sparkling Pluto water. Lived the Prophylactic Chiclct-' Danderine, fair Buick's daughter. She was loved by Instant Postum, Son of Piedmont and Victrola: lleir apparent to the Mazda, Of the tribe of Coca Cola. Through the Shredded Wheat they wandered Lovely little Wrigley Chicletf' Were the fairy works of Postumg Nor can Aspirin still the heartache. Oh, my Prestolite desire, Let us marry, little Djer-Kiss. Q

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