Centenary Academy - Pine Burr Yearbook (Shreveport, LA)

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Margaret: Annie, you ought not to be afraid of your shadow. Annie: I know, but it looks like there's a whole crowd following mef, Mr. Hughes: L'Now, I guess you students are acquainted with Shakespeare?', Bill Logan: Don,t try to kid me, Mr. Hughes: Shakespeare is dead. Waiter: 'LWhere's that paper plate l gave you with your pie? Elmo Lee: Oh, l thought that was the lower crust. Dan Logan: She askcd me to kiss her on the cheek. Bill Ditto: Which cheek did you kiss her ony. Dan Ditto: l hesitated a long time be- tween them. .?.-. Walter: ls she a good driver Buster: Ye i'-she drives me craz . l Y ACCOMMODATINC Mr, Hughes was sitting in his office the other afternoon grading a set of his English papers. The 'phone rang. He answered. Strange Voice: What number is this? Mr. Hughes: This is 8-2947.0 Strange Voice: Wrong number. Mr. Hughes: We-ll. what shall I do- change it 9-w Wilchia: What was the idea of trying to kiss me when the lights went out? Colbert: nForce of habit, old dear: force of habit. Sam Cararas: l love a girl like you. Azile Swann: Who is she? Showcard in downtown window: 5'Big sale of shirts for boys with 13 or lil necks. Father: My son. l'1n afraid l'll never see you in heaven. Randle: L'Whatcha been doin' now. Pop? Loree: Two months ago l was desper- ately in love with Phillip. and now l can't stand himf' Isobel: How men change. MANS LIFE School Tablets. Aspirin Tablets. Stone Tablets. Fashion Park Stein Bloch Shreveportis Greatest Cloth- iers, where stocks are always complete. Prep uits Season's newest style creaw tions for young men..F ea- turing Tropical Worsted, French Flannels, Mohair and Palm Beach for summer wear. Value Dobbs' Hats First Manhattelt Clothiers Shirts . Levy Co., lnc. Fraternity en form an impregnable chain! So does The Chain Battery System of which we are a link! But we are all Shreveporters rendering efficient electrical service -when you need it! CHAIN BATTERY Milla SYSTEM P5155

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. The House of o'o' cf? Luggage Luggage -to please the most dis- criminating ,to meet every travel re- quirement -sold at prices you can afford 900 Leather Goods Trunks Hand Baggage Tents Awnings Lawn Furniture KIDD- USS Shreveport, La. I may be well, I may be ill, But Campbells Soups Will fill me still. Lewella G: Mr. Logan must he a pretty old teacher. Julia Holmes: Why? Lewellaz They say he used to teach Caesar. Wanda S.: Is Helen Ruth out for ath- letics? Bernice C.: No, athletes. Doc: These eight o'clocks are hard to get to. Skeeter: They sure are. Doc: A student came to school the other day without any trousers on. Skeeter: Without any trousers on?i' Doc: Sure. It was a co-ed. Blanch: Fd like to be a soda-jerker. Al: Why? Blanch: Because they lead such a stirring hte. Ruth McVey: I owe a lot to that ladyf' Elizaheth Agurs: Who? Your mother? Ruth McVey: No. The landlady. Ilarold R,: Yes, l've always considered ,lane a perfect heauty and a nice girl to boot David Easton: You ought to he ashamed of yourself, Harold. I kissed you-then I killed you-- Out beneath the stars' cold glow- And I loved you-Ah! T'was passion! When I hurled you in the snow. But your loss I'll never mourn. dear, For in death you gave me heartg Now I'll hunt the gang and tell them That I've killed my precious-quart. -Bill Turner. Is Elizabeth Pittman fast? Fast! Her mother won't even let her accompany a man on the piano unless she is chaperonedf' Don: Is Skeeter as forgetful as ever? Dan L.: I'll say. He has to look himself up in the directory when he's through with his classes to find out where he livesf, Doc Page: Did your watch stop when it hit the floor? Al Smith: Sure, mut, did you think it would go on through?

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