Celoron High School - Sentinel Yearbook (Celoron, NY)

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THESENTINEL-CELORON,N.Y. I3 SENIOR CLASS WILL We, being the only surviving members of this Senior Class of 1939 of Celoron High School on beautiful Chautauqua Lake, being in various degrees of mental confusion and disorder do hereby outline this, our last will and testament, in hopes that in due time it may benefit someone, somewhere. To our beloved class adviser, Mrs. Bernice Hatch, we affectionately leave all our appreciation for her much needed guidance, but with all our deepest regrets, we leave her the oncoming Junior class. To the ungrateful, untrained undergraduates, the Seniors, renowned for generosity throughout this entire world of men, women, and children, do bequeath the following articles: 1. Our magnificent, modern, familiar Celoron High School. 2. All honorably won trophies to be found, if any. -. 3. Our beloved and learned faculty who practically pushed us through four years of physical torture and mental agony.- 4. Mrs. Hatolfs motherly, friendly guidance. 5. Our dainty refuse containers to those who insist upon cluttering up our beautiful grounds. I 'V 6. All text books we have been unable t .losefarrd all surviving desks. XL ff, We, being of unsound and unbalanced mind, did believe that if We did not sufficiently train the faculty to our noble standards, they would promptly train us to theirs, so ferrrployed all our fiendish abilities to pre- vent such a terrible catastrophe. As results from such fiendish practices, our noble and learned class does hereby, herefore, and hereto bequeath to the unappreciative, ignor- ant youngsters of the Junior class the following properties, habits, de- formities, and vices: Carol Wistran and Beatrice Johnson leave their red hair to anyone with a temper to match. June Nord leaves her naturalness to Joyce An- derson to enable Joyce to successfully overcome some of that sophistica- tion. To Priscilla Zahn, Eunice leaves her spontaneous ability to blush. However, it may be that nothing strikes Priscilla hard enough for such an effect. Eunice, being stricken with a bad case of generosity, bestows also upon her little brother, Donald Jacobson, her ability to become class salutatorian. Another generous Senior, Floyd Brown, leaves his Latin ability to his littlevsister, Betty Brown, in case she takes Latin next year. Floyd also leaves his poor salesmanship to anyone who Wants it. Eva Camfield, who never gets in anyone's way, leaves her art of making her- self scarce to Edna Howard. Speaking of art, artist Geraldine Gray be-

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l2 TH E SENTINEL-CELORON, N. Y I Hu W Cdl' ' SANDBURG, RONALD Chi Sigma Chi, woman hater, joke fiend, cnndy Seiberg's. F SPENCER, LEONARD jx ll Zlula-ll Sigma Gamrria Phi, volley ball, stage man- ager, hockey, 'Spencef' there- their. SEIBERG, MAY Kapia Zeta Chi, Dramatic Club, Glee Club, Senior play, cheer leader, Chautauqua. SWART, MAXINE Kappa Zeta, Chi, Glee Club, Dramatic Club, Senior play, frat play, athletics, waitress, cheer leader, Marshall. SKOGLUND, ARCHIE uordion. WISTRAN, CAROL Editor in Chief of Sentinel, Senior play Glee Club, class treasurer, l'urkchop,' Dar, Kappa Zeta Chi. Dramatic Club, Senior play, ladies' man, Glee Club, radio engineer, Pauletta, ac-

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I4 THESENTINEL-CELORON,N.Y. queaths her ability to hold her darling to Hazel McAvoy. Elsie Lund- gren bequeaths unto the unchangeable Herbert McMaster her changeable disposition. But Elsie definitely does not leave her desk to anyone, as she intends to have further use for it next year as a post graduate. Nor- man Lind leaves to Dorothy Staples his wise-cracking ability. Fred Ander- son, Thomas Einch, and Leonard Spencer leave to Doris Hoover their immense imaginations when it comes to spelling. This will be a big relief to the boys, and maybe it will help Doris in typing shorthand. Lynn Powers leaves to Ruth Nisson his ways and means ability to get out of attending school. This is just in case Ruth gets tired of studying and playing the piano for assembly programs. Billy Quist leaves his con- geniality to make life more pleasant to Marshall Mease. That reminds us that Maxine Swart leaves her enjoyment of bus rides to Jerome Wass- man. Mac especially enjoyed the return trips from Fredonia and Snyder. Beatrice Johnson's regular church attendance is left by her as a helpful hint to Frank Haskell. Ronald Sandberg's natural disposition to expand is left to encourage Frances Eckholm. Carrie Field, our valedic- torian, leaves her learning capacity to Wesley Oberg with hopes that he will make use of it. Hazel Anderson leaves her ability to make herself heard to all timid Juniors. Margaret Evans leaves her ability as an orator to Herbert McMaster, who seems to be in dire need of it. Margaret Jack- son bequeaths to Warren McCrea her flexibility and her dancing ability. To quiet Doris Hoover, Dorris Knapp leaves her ready ability to enter any and all conversations. Charlotte Lawson leaves her endless supply of jokes to Marshall Mease to cheer him up next year. To the entire Junior class Cand to the disgust of the entire facultyj , Lucia Holcomb most generously leaves her gum-chewing ability. In order to help the Junior class, especially Roger Mason, struggle through next year by the skin of their teeth, Archie Skoglund leaves his ability to talk endlessly without saying anything. Edward Linquist leaves his long legs to Gerald Anderson. Maybe that will make a place for Jerry in school. To Jack Miller we leave Kuhl Gaynor,s safe driving ability. Then the rest of the class will be able to count on Jack,s arrival in one piece. Kuhl also leaves his ability to sponge paper to whom it may concern fexcept Carl Swan- sonj . To Robert Holmes, Richard Ringer sympathetically leaves his natur- al waves. We wonder as to the results. May Seiberg leaves to Myrtle McMaster her enjoyment of a variety of boy-friends. It seems Myrtle is definitely satisfied with just one. To boisterous but petite Frances Scalise, Mildred Pearson leaves her quietness. Janice Hannon leaves her sweetness, naturalness and shorthand ability to Mable Nowell and Muriel Stebbins to aid them in the coming year. To Joyce Bernhardt, Luella Otten bequeaths her complete enjoyment of Clayton's sundaes, gum, and coca-colas. Roderick Burrows leaves his quiet practicalness to impracti- cal Loretta Bucklaew. Joe Mallare willingly and with a sigh of relief leaves his trumpet playing ability to Everald Erickson in hopes that Ever-