Celoron High School - Sentinel Yearbook (Celoron, NY)

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THE PIONEER-CELORON, N. Y. 19 JOKES Roger Lane: I hear you stayed in the haunted house last night. What happened? Billy Gisel: About twelve o'clock a ghost came through the wall just as if there were no wall there. Roger Lane: What did you do?', Billy Cisel: JI went through the other wall the same way. Roger J.: Look hereg How long must I wait for the half portion of duck I ordered? Waiter: Till somebody orders the other half. We can't go out and kill half a duck. Era S.: Well, I knocked 'em cold in Latin, all right. Mike N.: What did you get? 4 Era S.: Zero.,' Tennie, said Mrs. Leet to her cook, I wonder if the uddin is done. Stick a . . . . . ,, P g . knife IH lt and see if lt comes out clean. 1 A A few minutes later: It comes out wonderful, ma'am, announced Tennie, SO l've stuck all the other knives in it. Have you given the goldfish fresh water, Alberta? No, they haven't finished the water I gave them yesterday. Oliver, while trout fishing had hooked a very small trout. Excitedly he played it, reeling it in after a moment or two until it was rammed tight against the end of the rod. Glowing with the warmth of conquest, he turned to his father. I've got him! I've got him! he cried. Now what do I do? Climb up the pole and stab him to death, replied the disgusted father. Vin Mallare fseeing his first windmill? : Say, Uncle Charley, that's some electric fan you have out there cooling the cows. You may be a fine, upstanding, respectable citizen, but to a banana skin you're just a flop. Virgie: Is it dangerous to drive with one hand? Kenny: You betg more than one man has run into a church doing it.

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I8 THE PIONEER-CELORON, N. Y BASKETBALL First Row CLeft to Right!-Morris, Ellison, Bennett. Second Row fLeft to Right?-Gisel, Hedstrom, 'R. Lane, Captaing Gardiner, Chamberlin. Third Row fLeft to Right!-Swanson, T. Lane. Hovey, Blanchard, Greenwood, Lepp, Pearson Jensen, Assistant Manager. Fourth Row 1Left to Rightl-Marsh, Managerg Treff, Sherman, Faley, Coach Sheats. The Big Orange Team enjoyed a very successful season, winning 10 games out ol 15 played. The game the boys are most proud of, however, is the game in which they defeated Lakewood, 21-18. Following is the summary of the games: Celoron Celoron Celoron Celoron Celoron Celoron Celoron Celoron Bemus Point Sherman ................ Alumni ................. Panama .,.............. Frewsburg ............. Clymer .......... Bemus Point Sherman ................ Celoron Celoron Celoron Celoron Celoron Celoron Celoron Panama .......,...... Frewsburg .......... J. H. S. Reserves Clymer ................ Lakewood ............ Lakewood .......... Cherry Creek ......

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20 THE PIONEER-CELORON, N. Y. Doug Kropf: Did you get that speedin, feller's license number? Chip Carlson: Nope, he was hittin, it up too goldinged fast to read it. But that was a pert-lookin' brown-eyed gal he had with him, wasn't it? Doug Kropf: Sure was, an' did ye notice that dimple in her cheek when she smiled at us? Kenny H.: I thought you had a date with Mary tonight. Harold S.: I did, but when I saw her leave the house with someone else just as I was arriving, I got so disgusted that I called it offf' Teacher: Frederick, what does the buffalo on a nickel stand for?,' Frederick: Because there isn't room for him to sit down. Young Husband: Sweetheart, what did you do with that rubber plant Aunt Jennie gave us?,' Wifie: Why, honey, I put it up-stairs in the window. Why do you ask? Young- Husband: Oh, no reason at all. I was just wondering what you put in this salad. It had always been Lattimore's ambition to own a fur coat, and after years of skimping he had achieved it. On the first day of its possession, as he was strutting down the street, a friend approached him. Moh'nin', Dick, the friend remarked, his teeth chattering from the wintry blasts. Pretty col' day, ain't she? Ah really cain't tell 'bout the weather, Lattimore replied carelessly, Ah ainit looked at de paper today. Father: No, I will not have my daughter tied for life to a stupid fool. Elm. C.: Then, sir, don't you think I had better take her oil' your hands? Agent: Well, Miss Adams, how do you like the electric washer by this time? Miss Adams: To tell the truth, I can't seem to make it work. Every time I get in it, those paddles kind of knock my feet out from under me. Teacher: J ack, who was Ann Boleyn ? Buck: Ann Boleyn was a flat-iron, sirf, Teacher: What do you mean ? ' Buck: Well, our history book says, 'Henry having disposed of Catherine, pressed his suit with Ann Boleyn'.,, Dr. Lindbeck fat medical examinationi : Say a-a-a-ah. Tony: No spika da Ingleesef'