Celoron High School - Sentinel Yearbook (Celoron, NY)

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Thirty-one OUR TEACHERS I This is not a thing of partiality, Or a thing to be criticized, It's just a rhyme about our teachers, With true facts and few lies. II First we'll start with the principal Mr. Schraderg you know whom I mean, The fellow who is tall and stately, And who strides the halls like a dean. III The second one who is listed Is Mrs. Hatch of the Seniors, you know: The teacher who teaches English And Latin of long ago. IV And now let us peek into the Lab. For sure enough there is he, Mr. Brown, the science teacher, Working on Geometry. V Next on the program is Miss Lutzhoff Our wee, wee petite Madamoiselle. She is the teacher of History, And also the French as well. VI Now we shall look in the Soph's room, The class that's run by Miss Pratt. The teacher that admires the horses, And also is plump and fat. VII Let's pay a visit to the typing room, The place with noise all day long, Miss Warner teaches that noisy subject, The subject that goes like a song. VIII Miss Fields, our young' blonde teacher, She teaches the seventh grade, Although she has the blonde hair, Probably some day it will fade. IX At last we've arrived at Mrs. Thornton, The teacher with her child in school She teaches the seventh grade only To work and not to fool. X Miss Swart foh, ohh our slim, slim nurse, She sings the Graveyard Song. She'll clothe that scratch with bandages, VVith cloth that's wide and long. XI And now 1et's visit the Coach, For he surely deserves that name, Mr. Sheats, the athletic teacher, Is there to coach the game. XII Hepworth is her name, Miss Hepworth, And she teaches the girls to sew, But in case you fellows get married, She'll teach you to cook also. XIII Miss Lawson, our drawing teacher, And she is not so very tall. But she certainly can teach drawing, I Artistic work and all. XIV Miss Bernard, our short fat teacher, In the kindergarten stays, And teaches the children their first lesson Which will be useful in later days. XV Miss Jacobs, our slim Librarian, Is the last one of the day, Hoping you have enjoyed this story, We shall meet again some day. SEBASTIAN MAZZURCO Class of '33 I55l

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Thirty-one SOPHOMORE PROPHECY OF 1941 Billy Gisel will be married to Betty Samuelson. Carl jones will be a great magician. john Patti will fight jack Sharkey, jr. Gord Carlson will be the son-in-law of the mayor of Lakewood. Tennie Patti will be taken into the Ziegfeld Follies. Kate Webb will be a girls' Physical Education teacher in Celoron High School. S Lucy Nelson will be an old maid. Harold Sherman will be officially recognized as the laziest man in the world. Clifford Jensen will be the world's smallest man. Mike Newton will graduate with the class of '41. Lorena Butts will be the History teacher of old C. H. S. Betty Samuelson will be a plain home loving wife. Louis Warner will be a great Rudy Vallee the second. Harold Marsh will be a great business man. jean will give Oliver a break Dutchie Gardner will pitcher for the Yanks. Pud Rounds will be head coach of football at C. H. S. Wendy Swanson will be married to Dorothy Wilson and have a family of boys. Miss Pratt will still be at the head of the Sophomore Class! Leo Olson: Give the dehnition of frankfurterf' Bob Estus: Frankfurter is derived from the German language. Frank meaning open and furter meaning brave. Sold in the open and eaten by the brave. Harold Sherman: lf you don't know anything, it's hard to find out anything. -Quoted. Dorothy W's Father: My daughter is getting a man's wages now. Neighbor: Oh, when did she marry? Coach: Thor, why did they circle your end? Thor: They won't do it again. Coach: You're right, they wont care to run around the bench. Dorothy Anderson: Did you make a hit with the new girl 2 Harvey Ahlstrom: No, she said I might look like cut-glass to somebody else, but I looked like crockware to her. Sebastian Mazzurco: What's good for my wife's fallen arches? Druggist: Rubber heels. Sebastian: 'lWhat with ? rin

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