Celoron High School - Sentinel Yearbook (Celoron, NY)

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Tlairzy-one Kenneth Larson: Say, mister, hold these books a minute. Mr. Schrader: Little boy, don't you know I am principal of this school? K. L.: Oh, that's all right, you look honest. Motor Cop fto Mr. Brownj : So you saw the accident, sir. What was the num- ber of the car that knocked this man down? Q Mr. Brown: 'Tm afraid I've forgotten it. But I remember noticing that if it were multiplied by fifty, the cube root of the product would be equal to the sum of the digits reversed. Mrs. Hatch: I take great pleasure in giving you 90 in English. Kenny Hedstrom: Aw, make it 100 and enjoy yourself. Mr. Schrader: This is the fifth time I've punished you this week. What have you to say P Marshall Spence: I'm glad it's Friday, sir. Todd Lane: Why is the grass green ? Adella Backlund: So you Freshmen can walk across the lawn without being seen. Mrs. Hatch: Louis. Use the word Egypt in a sentence. Louis Warner: I asked for my change but Egypt me. Mrs. Hatch: I suppose you men all know what a dictionary is? Fresh Frosh: Sure, it is a book where all difficult words are spelled easily. Freshie: Are all the teachers book worms? Soph: All but the geometry teachers, they are angle worms. You say young girls have no equal. No, no, I said no parallel. E431

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Thirty-one THREE LITTLE WORDS May I cut? Sit this out? Out of gas? Why not, dear? Boy or girl? Definition: A prohibition agent is a guy who knocks on a door with an axe. Harold Jaderstrom: Which gas is the cheapest, the red or the white P Gasoline attendant: The white. Harold J.: Is that the whitest you have ? Old Gentleman fbewildered at an elaborate weddingj : Are you the bridegroom? Richard Pearson: No, sir. I was elimincated in the semi-finals. How to Remove the Crime W'4we Menace: 1. I Find the man on the spot. 2. Apply Energine to the spot, rubbing outward with a swift, circular movement. 5. Spot will disappear, leaving man holding bag. Yes, said Mr. Brown, to his class one balmy spring afternoon, It isn't the heat, it's the stupidity. R. R. Bookseller: Who'll take 'The Life of Amos 'n Andy' for one dollar? Roger johnson: How come you always smoke quarter cigars ? Waldimere jaderstrom: Somebody else always smokes the other three quarters. Reece Larson: Porter, I've just found two strange women in my stateroom and I want you to put one of them out! Oh, Glen! screamed Miss Totman, the car is running away! Can you stop it? asked Mr. Sheats worriedly. UNO ,, Well, then, see if you can't hit something cheap. 5421

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Thirty-one ALUMNI NEWS According to annexationists, Celoron high school does not amount to much in respect to graduates. However, let them compile a list of Alumni-their minds will be changed. Even my superb brain fahemj has been taxed in the endeavor to locate each graduate, and the list is even now not complete! I'll try to give a little information about each graduate as far as possible. Alton johnson has been adding dignity to the Art Metal Co., by being present during the 'day and heating pianos with his wicked jazz at night. Wilton Johnson thought fame and fortune would come easier in foreign lands so he packed his bag and hied to Hartford, Conn. He is sharing his success with our charming alumnus, Beatrice Myers, as his wife. I might as well put all those together who have decided that two can starve as cheaply as one. Ethel johnson completed a school day romance and walked to the altar with our old friend, Glen Gill. Clarence Carlson, nemesis of husky linesmen in the days of Coach john Carr, has tackled matrimony also. Agnes johnson has definitely settled down and is bringing up a fine little family to swell our Alumni membership. Our bashful boy of a few years ago, Morris Johnson, liked playing the Farmer in the Dell so well while in school that he took a wife to prove he still knew how the song went. Harriet Gibson seems to have kept in seclusion since graduation but I have been informed that she is shar- ing a home with a nice young gentleman. Gertrude Melvin attended Fredonia Normal school and is now teaching at Glidden avenue school. She also succumbed to the arrows of Cupid. Erlene Ewing, Idella Liebler, Mabel Conklin, and Ruth Sherman have also tied a husband to their apron strings. At least I hope they are tied. I've been told jane Wilbur has joined hands too, but am not sure. I haven't told whom the young ladies have married because that informationtwas un- certain. I should hate to call anyone Mrs. Gilhooly whose name was Mrs. Splitzblitzen, international complications might arise. Some have youngsters, also, but I am afraid to say whom because it wouldn't be wise to put a baby in the wrong home. The doctors in Chicago got into serious trouble that way. Our old character Si, who is none other than Gerald Laquay, is driving a school bus and performing various other duties about our high school. Max Brown who we all thought was Swedish in 'Yimmy Yonson's Yob, is in Penn- sylvania making flour for girls to use when the powder is low or expensive. Eva Oberg and Dorothy Lechien have graduated from Fredonia Normal School and are now teaching. They always wanted to be teachers so they could chastise the kids as they had been chastised. Walter Myers, famous for curly hair and basketball prowess, is in Jamestown, making a wholesaler stay up nights to find something to keep Walt busy. While speaking of Walt, who is the Alumni president, we should remember Mar- I44l