Celoron High School - Sentinel Yearbook (Celoron, NY)

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Thirty-one THREE LITTLE WORDS May I cut? Sit this out? Out of gas? Why not, dear? Boy or girl? Definition: A prohibition agent is a guy who knocks on a door with an axe. Harold Jaderstrom: Which gas is the cheapest, the red or the white P Gasoline attendant: The white. Harold J.: Is that the whitest you have ? Old Gentleman fbewildered at an elaborate weddingj : Are you the bridegroom? Richard Pearson: No, sir. I was elimincated in the semi-finals. How to Remove the Crime W'4we Menace: 1. I Find the man on the spot. 2. Apply Energine to the spot, rubbing outward with a swift, circular movement. 5. Spot will disappear, leaving man holding bag. Yes, said Mr. Brown, to his class one balmy spring afternoon, It isn't the heat, it's the stupidity. R. R. Bookseller: Who'll take 'The Life of Amos 'n Andy' for one dollar? Roger johnson: How come you always smoke quarter cigars ? Waldimere jaderstrom: Somebody else always smokes the other three quarters. Reece Larson: Porter, I've just found two strange women in my stateroom and I want you to put one of them out! Oh, Glen! screamed Miss Totman, the car is running away! Can you stop it? asked Mr. Sheats worriedly. UNO ,, Well, then, see if you can't hit something cheap. 5421

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Thirty-one WEAD 'EM AND REEP Mrs. Willis: Vincent is a very good tenor, he holds a long note. Lois McGill: That's nothing. I've held one of his notes for two years. judge: Percy Bennett, are you guilty or not guilty of stealing these chickens? Percy: Not guilty. judge: Where is your alibi? Percy: Alibi? You mean the alley by which I escaped? One hen said to the other as the farmer walked by: There's the guy I'm laying for. Tenni Patti: Would you put yourself out for me ? Harold Sherman: Of course I would. Tenni Patti: I wish you would then, it's getting late. Helen Anderson fconsulting cook bookj: Oh! my cake is burning and I can't take it out for five minutes yet. My future just passedf' said Myra johnson, as she saw a HB on William Adam's exam paper. After all, you know, the best jokes aren't printed, no indeed. They're running around in the Freshman class rooms. THE IDEAL DETECTIVE STORY A shot rang out. The great detective fell dead. THE END. Wendall Swanson: I ate with a band of Indians yesterday. Betty Samuelson: What did you have? Wendall Swanson: Scalped potatoes. William Hillwig: I can't run the hundred today. Coach Sheats: Dash it. Myron Newton: Say you can't take that girl home! She's the reason I came to the party. Gordon Carlson: Well then, you've lost your reason. wi

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Tlairzy-one Kenneth Larson: Say, mister, hold these books a minute. Mr. Schrader: Little boy, don't you know I am principal of this school? K. L.: Oh, that's all right, you look honest. Motor Cop fto Mr. Brownj : So you saw the accident, sir. What was the num- ber of the car that knocked this man down? Q Mr. Brown: 'Tm afraid I've forgotten it. But I remember noticing that if it were multiplied by fifty, the cube root of the product would be equal to the sum of the digits reversed. Mrs. Hatch: I take great pleasure in giving you 90 in English. Kenny Hedstrom: Aw, make it 100 and enjoy yourself. Mr. Schrader: This is the fifth time I've punished you this week. What have you to say P Marshall Spence: I'm glad it's Friday, sir. Todd Lane: Why is the grass green ? Adella Backlund: So you Freshmen can walk across the lawn without being seen. Mrs. Hatch: Louis. Use the word Egypt in a sentence. Louis Warner: I asked for my change but Egypt me. Mrs. Hatch: I suppose you men all know what a dictionary is? Fresh Frosh: Sure, it is a book where all difficult words are spelled easily. Freshie: Are all the teachers book worms? Soph: All but the geometry teachers, they are angle worms. You say young girls have no equal. No, no, I said no parallel. E431