Celoron High School - Sentinel Yearbook (Celoron, NY)

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Thirty-one WEAD 'EM AND REEP Mrs. Willis: Vincent is a very good tenor, he holds a long note. Lois McGill: That's nothing. I've held one of his notes for two years. judge: Percy Bennett, are you guilty or not guilty of stealing these chickens? Percy: Not guilty. judge: Where is your alibi? Percy: Alibi? You mean the alley by which I escaped? One hen said to the other as the farmer walked by: There's the guy I'm laying for. Tenni Patti: Would you put yourself out for me ? Harold Sherman: Of course I would. Tenni Patti: I wish you would then, it's getting late. Helen Anderson fconsulting cook bookj: Oh! my cake is burning and I can't take it out for five minutes yet. My future just passedf' said Myra johnson, as she saw a HB on William Adam's exam paper. After all, you know, the best jokes aren't printed, no indeed. They're running around in the Freshman class rooms. THE IDEAL DETECTIVE STORY A shot rang out. The great detective fell dead. THE END. Wendall Swanson: I ate with a band of Indians yesterday. Betty Samuelson: What did you have? Wendall Swanson: Scalped potatoes. William Hillwig: I can't run the hundred today. Coach Sheats: Dash it. Myron Newton: Say you can't take that girl home! She's the reason I came to the party. Gordon Carlson: Well then, you've lost your reason. wi

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Thirty-one BASEBALL NEWS Lack of seasoned players was the main reason why the team has not won more games this season. After losing to Ripley and Frewsburg, Celoron defeated Mayville High School at Mayville by a 10-6 score. One game remains to be played. This is Frewsburg at1Celoron, so let's end it with a victory! , William Rounds was elected captain with Donald Boardman, manager. W. H. '30 NEWS IN 1950:- Kenneth Hedstrom, a successful graduate of Celoron High School, is the new Pres- ident for the productions of Austins. He is touring the United States in his 2,000 Austin. jane Gettman, a Celoron High School student who was heir to john D. Rockefeller's estate, recently bought out the Curtis Gum Company and today filed for bankruptcy. She is sailing on the Sahara today. Mally Carlstrom, another graduate, has a large farm and is selling poodles from 35.00 to 3100. He calls it a success. FOOTBALL TEAM 1930-31 Celoron High School had the best defensive team that has ever represented the school. But six scores could be pushed across the Celoron line this year. As the season advanced, the offense became better. The last three games of the season resulted in victories for the Blue and Orange. Two scoreless ties were played with Brocton High School. The team gained their stride in the latter part of the season against Tidioute and South Dayton. Although Tidioute outweighed Celoron, they were outplayed from start to finish. Tidioute scored the first touchdown on line plunges. Celoron came back strong at the half to score on an intercepted pass and end cross bucks. The last game of the season was played against South Dayton High School. Celoron scored at will and held their opponents scoreless. The Orange began scoring soon after the start of the game. Gardiner caught a punt and stepped twenty yards for the first score. Robbins scored the second on a half back cross buck. Hillwig scored on an end cross buck. Johnson went off tackle for another touchdown after a thirty-yard run. Tid- ioute was playing a defense game and kicked often. johnson and Hillwig scored the final touchdowns for the Orange on broken field running. We maintained a SOOW average, three victories, three defeats and three ties. Games and scores: H S 7 C. . ........,................ Falconer ................ ........ 1 2 C. H. S ............ ....... 0 Brocton ............................... .. O C. H. S ....,.,...........,,..... 0 Tidioute . ..,.,.. ........ 6 C. H. S ............ ....... 6 St. Bernard ...... ,..,.,.. 0 C. H. S .............. ...... 0 Brocton ........ .,....... 0 Cforfeitj C. H. S ............. ,..... O Jamestown ..,. . ....... 0 C. H. S ......................... 12 Tidioute .,.......,..........,............ 6 C. H. S ..,.,...,..... ...... 0 Lakewood .........,... ...,.... l 2 C. H. S ......................,.. 38 S. Dayton ........,.................. 0 Total ............................. 57 Total ...........,.................. 36 Coach Sheats, Manager Lane and Assistant Manager Scofield deserve much credit for their work durmg the past season. P. S. How about an Undefeated Season next year? wi

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THE PIONEER-Nineteen Thirty-one THREE LITTLE WORDS May I cut? Sit this out? Out of gas? Why not, dear? Boy or girl? Definition: A prohibition agent is a guy who knocks on a door with an axe. Harold Jaderstrom: Which gas is the cheapest, the red or the white P Gasoline attendant: The white. Harold J.: Is that the whitest you have ? Old Gentleman fbewildered at an elaborate weddingj : Are you the bridegroom? Richard Pearson: No, sir. I was elimincated in the semi-finals. How to Remove the Crime W'4we Menace: 1. I Find the man on the spot. 2. Apply Energine to the spot, rubbing outward with a swift, circular movement. 5. Spot will disappear, leaving man holding bag. Yes, said Mr. Brown, to his class one balmy spring afternoon, It isn't the heat, it's the stupidity. R. R. Bookseller: Who'll take 'The Life of Amos 'n Andy' for one dollar? Roger johnson: How come you always smoke quarter cigars ? Waldimere jaderstrom: Somebody else always smokes the other three quarters. Reece Larson: Porter, I've just found two strange women in my stateroom and I want you to put one of them out! Oh, Glen! screamed Miss Totman, the car is running away! Can you stop it? asked Mr. Sheats worriedly. UNO ,, Well, then, see if you can't hit something cheap. 5421