Cedar Crest College - Espejo Yearbook (Allentown, PA)

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4 A . 1 Q A g g 0264 EEPEIU-1922 The following is a bill presented by a painter who had been employed to touch up some decorations in an old church. Correcting Ten Commandments ...................... Varnishing Pontius Pilate and putting in front tooth .... Putting new tail on rooster of St. Peter and mending his coat ............................................. Touching up and regilding guardian angel .............. Washing servant of High Priest and putting carmine on his cheeks ..................................... Renewing Heaven, adjusting the stars and cleaning the moon ............................................ Touching up Purgatory and renewing lost souls ......... Taking spots off son of Tobias ........................ Brightening up flames of Hell, putting new left horn on the Devil and cleaning tail .............. 3 .......... Putting rings in Sarah's ears ......................... Two hours doing different jobs for the Dammed ........ Putting new sandals on the Abraham and restoring lost tails and horns to his flocks ........................ Cleaning Balaams' Ass and putting new shoes on him .... Puttin new shirt on Jonah, new ropes on the vessel and 3 enlarging the whale's mouth ....................... Putting new leaves on Adam and.Eve . . . . 6.25 1.30 4.05 3.60 1.40 9.00 4.20 .90 4.00 1.35 3.00 6.40 2.10 2.65 .32 P g One Hundred Ninety-0 1 l

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r EEPEIU-1922 Qcle to Cedar Crest Qf Cedar Crest We sing tonight, Parlez-vous ? ' And hope that it will be all right- Parlez-vous ? So listen to our little song: We will not keep you very long. Hinkey Dinkey, Parlez-vous? Of Mr. Davis We have heard- Parlez-vous? Who told us? Ch, some little bird+ Parlez-vous ? Itfs funny that every test so far Began with the Words, assume you are Hinkey Dinkey, Parlez-vous? The bird also told us of Miss Gherst, Parlez-vous? . Who likes the boys Who leave dates iirst, Parlez-vous ? And when they fail to heed the bell, What happens We can never tell. Hinkey Dinkey, Parlez-vous? One of your Freshmen Whom We know, Parlez-vous ? Wanted to do everything just so, Parlez-vous? She thought she Could not have a date, If some fudge she did not make. Hinkey Dinkey, Parlez-vous? There is a telephone in the hall p Parlez-vous? To talk three minutes and that's all, Parlez-vous? It Could be Worse but tell the truth- Shouldn't you have it in a booth? Hinkey Dinkey, Parlez-vous? Does study hour seem so long? Parlez--vous ? You're always Waiting for the gong Parlez-vous? Cheer up, what time Could, there be better, For you all to Write a letter? Hinkey Dinkey, Parlez-vous? 5. One Hundred Ninety-two

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n '4 ... 2 4'2 , oE5F'EJ'El1El2 T119 .Elii11lCGI',S A11SW9I ' I thought you had that quiz down cold. And thus replied our hero, Well, didn't I have it Cold enough? The grade I got was zero. She flunked every single subject- Oh, this painted, idle doll- And the Dean severely told her There was no exeuse at all. But it didn't even phase her- Not that kid-Oh, she's a Whizz! Povvdering up her nose, she dimpled, But I'll pass the make-up quiz! Little Words of Wisdom, Little Words of bluff, Make the teachers tell us, Sit down, that's enough. I Sr One Hundred Ninet -I Y