Cecil Township High School - Codicil Yearbook (McDonald, PA)

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J O K E S CCOncludedJ Theodore Un Frenchl- We didn't have the word for girl, did we? Miss Masquelier- Daughter and girl mean the same thing. Bill- I have a girl, but I do not have a daughter. Margaret in Algebra Class- Let X equal 5g Y equal 1. 'Five will go into one. Moiss Kelso- Did you mean to say five will go into one . Margaret- Yes, Madame. Miss Kelso- How abstrawtg you know five will not go into one. Margaret-- Please Madameg I put five toes into one stocking this morning. If girls wuz as careful about who they run with as they are about fixin their hairg there'd be a whole lot of lonesome dubs. L. A. B. '20, MISS KELSO'S ORANGES One Tuesday evening of a Hne March day The orchestra practiced for the Contest, gayg But when we all were adjourned for the fete,, Thede felt hungry and wanted to eat. 'Twas Martha who opened the drawer in the de And found the oranges just so, as we guessed, But Oh! how tempting it looked, tho't Thede, And after a while he performed the bad deed. It was at that moment he asked every one If they would take a bite. just for fun, Then all agreed when the orange was eaten, That Thede was the boy to do the treatin'. But vshen we got to thinkin' about it. Said Martha to Thede, We shouldn't have dont it Just then he thought of when Chapel came, She would make us confess or give him the blimt E. I. S. 30 '-

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If any one wishes to know what's in a Cow Pasture ask Miss McBurney. Miss McBurney- The apparatus is too expensive to break. Joe- Which one of those things in the laboratory is the apparatus? Dave- Say Marky is there anything you can do better than any one else? Mark- Yes, I can read my own writing. Miss Kendall- Harryg what is dust? Harry- Dust is mud with the juice squeezed out. 7 Miss Kelso- Graceg what is the plural of man?' Grace- Men. Miss Kelso- Rightg now what is the plural of child ? Grace- Twins, Mlrs liCl'lClHll-uTl'lf'OdOl'Qj tell us about some of Irving's writings. JOKES 52. Theodore- Irving in writing about the Dutch Governor said. 'Wonter Van Twiller is five feet six inches high, and six feet live inches in diameter. Cmeaning circumferencej ' Miss McBurney- Leong tell us something of Mo- hammedf' Leon- Mohammed was an A-rab. Freshman-Sophomore Parliamentary Drill. It was moved and seconded that every minister re- ccive 52,000 and S500, David Thompson. It has been moved that when we expel Edna, we get a new Player Piano. Leon Clayton. We appreciate the invitation . of the Sophomore Class to be present at their Elementary Drill. Harry McEwen.

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HIGH SCHOOL BIOGRAPHY Name' Nick Name 'Favorite Occupation Favorite Pastime 'Favorite Expression Ideal Grace Allan Tute A Lion Tamer Basket Ball Bill Brown Loyal Brown 'LSquetor Orator Provoking Teachers Gua.che Naomi Jules Beaumariage Ju1iano Pianist . Playing Jokes Osmosis Music Sylvan Beaumariage Fatty Fisherman teasing Shep Togy John Bolte Hans Engineer Debating I will Literary Digest Joseph Chupinsky Noisy Talker Falking Why? Clean Face Stella Checca Chicken Poetess Reading Oh! Boys Bugs Leon Clayton Pap Actor Playing Trombone Me Too Mary Wallace Alphonsine DeBlander Phonse A double tongued mute Acting ' Good Night A Living Skeleton Lamar Delaney Doc Doctor Dancing A Periinatedn Ladies Samuel Hisson Sam Lawyer Reciting X Y Z Affair Study Ray Hull Jamie Ford Manufacturer Blowing I Did- Nickle Grabber Mark Kelso Kelly A farmer Looking On Oh! Gee A Ford Theodore Littell Dode Preacher Playing Jokes Cut it Out Martha Elizabeth McTague Tagy Nurse Eating fudge For Goodness Sake Sylvan Harry McEwen Cal Ladies Man Escorting Mary Honey Miss Walker Alberta Powers Bert Farmerette Playing Ball Oh! Baby Basket Ball Idella Patterson Bill Chauferess Auto Riding Nothing Doing Mrs.-l- Margaret Powell Peg House Wife Writing English f'Hello! My Friend Smithy Calherine Richert Kate Clerk Walking He makes me Sick Gillespie Ethel Scott Sperks Actress Singing Oh! Dear Musician Velma Scott Scotty Bookkeeper Working That Kelly Mark Edna Shephard Shep Orchestra Leader Being Laughed At Under the Sun David Hazel Shephard Little Shep Teacher Transalating Latin What is It Upper Class Men Naomi Schmuth Nomi Horse Jockey Relating I don't know Djer Kiss Thomas Smith Smitty Basket Ball Star Arguing Huh Peggie William Thompson Bill Cartoonrist Corneting Aw Gwan Bottle of Milk David Thompson Dave Running Tractor Teasing Dum Foo Specks Mertha Thompson Mattie Singing Bossing Honestly Preacher's Wife Mary Walker Maude Baseball Star Athletics I Can't Large Boys Mary Wallace M. J. W. W. Authoress Writing Poetry Now You Quit Harry 54.