Cave In Rock High School - Eagle Yearbook (Cave In Rock, IL)

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SENIOR DICTIONARY AGE- Something to brag about in your wine-cellar and forget in a birth day book. The boast of an old v1ntage, the bug a boo of an old maid ACCIDENT A conditlon of affairs 1n whlch presence of m1nd 1S good, but absence of body is better. AUTOMOBILE- A vehicle which ought to move, but frequently can't. BACHELOR An unattached man, which any lady may stick, stick to, or get stuck on. BEACH A strlp of sand skirted by water, covered with lady klllers in summer, l1fe savers 1n winter, and used as a haven or heaven for Wsmacksn the year round. CEMETERY The one place where porters and presldents are finally on the dead level. CHUMP Any one who e o11n1on differs radlcally from ours. COMPLEXION Color for the face. To avoid difficulty, buy it from the druggist. CONSCIENCE- The fear of belng found out. CRITIC A wet blanket that soaks everything lt touches. DIARY A good keepsake, but a bad g1V6 away. ECHO The only thlng that can cheat a woman out of the last word EPITAPH A statement that usually l1es above the one that lles beneath EXPLOSION good chance to begin at the bottom and work up. FIX A famlllaf summer boarder who mlngles Nlth the cream of soclety, gets stuck on the butter and leaves H13 specs behind PROBE: n old flame after the engavemtnt is broken off. D C CROW- A bird that never complains without caws. 1 . Z - A n . D h L1 x '

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GOSSIP an exercise of the w1ndp1pe from which every victim gets a blow HAY FEVER A heart trouble caused by falling in love w1th a grass wldowa HEDRT A bloody organ, kept in a trunk, played by beats and engoyed only after lt 15 lost or QIVGD away. IDIOT One who is Just out of ideas. INTUITION A f1Ct1tiOUS quality in females really Susplciond JURY Twelve men chosen to declde who has the better lawyer KISS an 1ndescribable something that 18 of no value to any one, but 1S much prized by the right two. LIE- A very poor SUbSt1tUt8 for the truth but the only one dlscovered up to date LOVE A man's lnsane deslre to become a woman's meal ticket. MASCULINE Easy for the glrls MIRACLE A woman who won't talk. MOON The only llghtlng monopoly that never made money. OVEN The only sport who engoys an equally hot time w1th or w1thout the dough. PANTS Trouser's Country COUSIDS PIN The best dresser ln a woman's acqua1ntance of remarkable penetration and true as steel, seldom loses 1ts head, follows its own bent and carries ltS point ln whatever it undertakes REFORMER One who, when he smells a rat, 13 eager to let the cat out of the bag human race octopus. RUmOR The long dlstance Ch8mp1OD of the a monster w1th more tales than an USHER One who takes the leadlng part in a theater. MANNERS- A difficult symphony in the key of B natural.