Cave In Rock High School - Eagle Yearbook (Cave In Rock, IL)

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SENIOR DICTIONARY AGE- Something to brag about in your wine-cellar and forget in a birth day book. The boast of an old v1ntage, the bug a boo of an old maid ACCIDENT A conditlon of affairs 1n whlch presence of m1nd 1S good, but absence of body is better. AUTOMOBILE- A vehicle which ought to move, but frequently can't. BACHELOR An unattached man, which any lady may stick, stick to, or get stuck on. BEACH A strlp of sand skirted by water, covered with lady klllers in summer, l1fe savers 1n winter, and used as a haven or heaven for Wsmacksn the year round. CEMETERY The one place where porters and presldents are finally on the dead level. CHUMP Any one who e o11n1on differs radlcally from ours. COMPLEXION Color for the face. To avoid difficulty, buy it from the druggist. CONSCIENCE- The fear of belng found out. CRITIC A wet blanket that soaks everything lt touches. DIARY A good keepsake, but a bad g1V6 away. ECHO The only thlng that can cheat a woman out of the last word EPITAPH A statement that usually l1es above the one that lles beneath EXPLOSION good chance to begin at the bottom and work up. FIX A famlllaf summer boarder who mlngles Nlth the cream of soclety, gets stuck on the butter and leaves H13 specs behind PROBE: n old flame after the engavemtnt is broken off. D C CROW- A bird that never complains without caws. 1 . Z - A n . D h L1 x '