Castle School - Drawbridge Yearbook (Tarrytown, NY)

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THE DRAVVBRIDGE CCSIMQIK Cemzfzf' Regularly enrolled . 160 Expect to return .......... ....... . 50 Return ........................... . 155 Say we ought to have a swimming pool . . . . I 60 Know how to swim ................ . 40 Talk about their fiances ..... . 75 Have a fiance ........... . I5 Kick about the food . 110 Have any kick coming .... . IO Think they're funny . A 160 Ares funny ............. 5 Agree with their teachers ....... . 160 Understand them ............. . 30 Get permission to go to library .... . 160 Use it after going to it ........., . IO Owe money ..............,.. . 160 Forget to pay it ............,.. . 159 Say Miss Farwell is unreasonable .. . 160 Really think it .................. . 0 Those who think this column rotten . . 160 fEnglish class earnestly discussing Burke's Con- You know our dear teacher of eacpression ciliation and the Irish Questionj Who excels m the art of Suppresslon' Lost all of her poise Lois Gilbert Cblaniklyl-What IS all this row And Caused 30 much noise with Japan anyway? That rat must have made an impression Niueicen-T vault

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THE DRAWBRIDGE Nineteen-Twenty 44 N011 Cowpm MenfZ5 She who forgets her spats when trying to catch the 8 :32 train. She who removes some unnecessaries at Tarrytown Station. She who wears evening gowns to the lrving dances. She who goes to ask a favor of Miss Mason, when said August One has just returned from a strenuous day in the city. She who tells you three times in one evening, about Bob, when you were bored the first time. She who tells you about her fiance, and the wonder- ful parties which she had in the city, during the week-end you spent at the Castle. Adwznfageouf When you' run into the teacher whose class you have just cut. . When Dr. ,Leland spies you tripping gaily down the corridor with Yellow Slip in hand. When you say good morning after having hastily indulged in too much 'lcountry air. When you unintentionally meet a member of the faculty, who you have been informed ten times, is looking for you. S' N 09 ' Vwsnx fWeez'1?1Lg1f She who wears to the Thanksgiving banquet a dress embroidered with two silver threads and with the neck cut 4M inches from the collar bone. who tells Miss Doyle, that Miss M, says, that her two-pound box of candy,will not hurt her. She She who calls and handles all the pictures on your dresser. She who pronounces your heart's desire such a cat! Your room-mate who sleepily tells you, that the breakfast bell is merely the rising bell. She who cuts just before a holiday. u She who entertains a young hopefuln in the red and gold parlor, and speaks of his next call without provocation. ??? Vvhen you, while in the city, run into a Castle chaperon in hotel lobby who fails to recognize the man you are with as your father or brother? VVhen Hrubberless and spatlessl' we meet our worthy principal at railway station. VVhen on a foraging expendition to the kitchen you run into the housekeeper. lvhen you're tip-toeing up the dark stairway and meet the corridor teacher you thought asleep. QW 0 1 1 X I K .- ef' I 7 x ieaefrffezaf 1 X 2 -J L 1 I N x

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THE DRAWBRIDGE N The CW gf ffze Gif! Who Gained 20 Pounds No one will know how I have tried To make myself regain The sylph-like beauty of the form To which I once laid claim. Oh! h! h! Oh! h! h! When first I traveled Castleward, I-Iow proud was I to talk About my slimness, to display My Irene Castle walk. Oh! h! h! Oh! h! h!! Alas! alack! before I dreamed That such a thing could be, The scales jumped high, I found I weighed A hundred thirty-three! Oh! h! hi! Oh! h! h!!! A diet sheet I quickly sought, This simply had to end! Wh ! When I tried to exercise, Y 'Twas hard to even bend! Oh! h! h! Oh! h! h! h!!!! So for a time, I strictly kept This diet,-even though The losing process seemed to me To be so very slow. ' Oh! h! h! Oh! h! h! h!!!!! Ah! 'Soon I found 'twas difficult. When things like chocolate pie Were placed before me-just to say, Please, waitress, pass me by. Oh!h!h! Oh! h! h!!!!!! At last, at last, expectantly, I weighed myself once more. Those weights did hesitate to show A hundred forty-four! Oh! h! h! Oh! h! h!!!!!!! Cruel Fate, that gives us appetites, Be good to me and make Me thin again, so I can eat A lot of chocolate cake. Oh! h! h! Oh! h! h!!!!!!!! Virgin Stark ineteen-Twen