Cass City High School - Perannos Yearbook (Cass City, MI)

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I, Betsy Thorpe, will to any Junior plan, ning on taking shorthand next year my ability to get my shorthand done in gov- ernment class without getting caught. I, John Ellis, will my seat in Mr. Oatleys class to anyone that can laugh at his jokes. I» Lanore Peck, will to Jeanne Field my ability to take five to six subjects and get all of the assignments from each thoroughly mixed up or forgotten. I» Shirley Bukowski, will my ability to dance to Polkas to anyone who wishes to learn how. • I» Mary Wood, being of reasonably sound mind and body, will my ability to keep the same boy friend to my Senior year, even though he is in college and under the in- fluence of strange women, to Mary Ellen Baker. It Fred Kilbourn, would like to donate my beer drinking days to Howard “Wine Kelly. It Dick Hendrick, being of sound mind, will my chair in Home Room 33 to any- one who thinks they can study and listen to the teacher at the same time. I, Gerald Whittaker, being of sound mind and body, will my ability to go to Kansas City and still play football, to some lucky Junior. I, Mary McClorey, being of sound mind and body, leave my chair in second hour library to anyone who thinks they can make more use of it than I did. I, Violette Faltinowski, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament for the 1952 Perannos, will my government seat to anyone who wants it. I, Margie Kilbourne, will my ability to my brother Pete to skip school for his first time and get caught like I did. I, Charles Hartwick, will my seat in gov- ernment class to any Junior that don’t think it s boring. I, Howard Sheppard, will to Harley Dorman my interests in Junior Class, someone has to look after Eunice Smith after I graduate. I, Joyce Lounsbury, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will to our absent minded porfessor, Mr. Ross, part of my memory, such as it is, as he needs it more than I do. I leave my locker to any Junior who thinks he can put his books, coat, and boots into it and still shut the door. I, Dorothy Tyo, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testa- ment for the 1952 Perannos, will my ability to skip school and get away with it to “Chicken” Bub Kelly who always seems to get caught. I, Pat Evans, will to any Junior couple the place in front of my locker. I hope Mr. Campbell will show as much consideration to them as he has to me. I, Betty Jane Pallas, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament for the 1952 Perannos, will my bookkeeping book to Margaret Willerton, I hope she will get more out of it than I did. I, Alex P. Salas, will my inability to settle down and study during my high school years to anybody who thinks he can over- come it, ”1 couldn’t.” I, Frank Creason, will my football suit and position on the football team to anyone who thinks he’s big enough to fill them in. I Lemoyne Krohn, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament for the 1952 Perannos, will my gymnasium clothes to anyone who has the correct size and strength to close their locker when everything is in it. I also will my good times in study hall to anyone who would dare. I, Elwyn Hartwick, will my shop clerk job to anybody that can stand those Freshmen-.

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I, Anna Mae Doerr, being of kind heart will to Miss Bertha Mitchell the ability to hook a man and get a diamond in leap year. (She better now, or she’ll have to wait four more whole years.) I» Dick Wallace, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testa- ment for the 1952 Perannos to Stanley Beach, deafer ears than mine so he doesn’t have to hear all that corn Foy and Guinther shell out on the trips to the game, and to Fritz and Connell, I will my fiancee, but watch out for Downing. It Glenn Meiser, will the ability to be tardy every morning (and get away with it) to Carl Gohsman. I, Dale Groth, being of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath my ability to get along with the hall guides and teachers, who so kindly allowed me in the halls without a pass, to anyone who is photo- grapher in future years. If Jane McMiller, having spent four Wonderful years in Cass City High School leave the school a huge bottle of ARSNIC. In hopes that all the teachers, who wouldn’t take my advice before, will take a big Dose. I Lawrence Marshall, being of sound mind and body, will my ability to get through school in twelve years, and still not know what it’s all about, to Robert McArthur, for I think he will need it. I, Ernest Pena, give my typing seat to any boy who thinks he is man enough to take it the whole semester. I» Eldon Stoutenburg, will my seat in government to Dick Auslander hoping he will make better use of it than I did. I, Bob Putman, will my chair in government (which is usually being knocked over by Maynard Helwig) to anyone who would take a chance with his life and attempt to sit in a chair that is always falling over. I, Arlene Wills, will to Delphine Isler my ability to stay far-far away from boys. She needs it! I, Dorothy Butler, being of sound mind and body, make this my last will and testament for the 1952 Perannos, will my place as bass drummer to Richard Martin. I Dean Toner, will my seat in government to anyone who will make better use of it. I, Catherine Ross, being of sound mind and minature body will my ability to get through the Cass City Hails during changing of classes to anyone who has a hard time. I, Milton Phillip, will my curly blond hair and my Colgate smile to anyone who wants them. I, Bill Patch, will my ability to load my car with students and take off for an after- noon house party, without getting caught. I, Grace Ann Graham, being of sound mind and body will my ability to graduate in three years to anyone who is having trouble doing it in four or five years. I, Evelyn Graham, will my reputation for never doing anything wrong to some in- nocent little Freshman and also I will my maiden blush to Delphine Isler as I think she could use one. I, Don Hutchinson, seeing a great need for a underground tunnel from the school to town do will to the school such a tunnel so the skippers can get off the school grounds without being seen. And hereby say that all the millions collected from the toll for its use shall go to making more and better means of escape. I, Charlyne Bartz, being of sound mind and body, will my ability to fit the song “Embraceable You” to my cousin, Delphine Iseler, so that Frank Creason will be able to dedicate it to her instead of the “Two Fat Polka”. i 25

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