Cascade Locks High School - Pirateer Yearbook (Cascade Locks, OR)

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Hamm- ii' Mrs. Harrison: WWhere's that paper you were going to hand in today?H Ronald Keyser: UDid I promise to hand e paper in today?W Mrs. Harrison: WYou certainly did.H Ronald K,s HGosh1 I've been lying again.H Mr. Forsythe: Uwhat is the diference be- tween results and consequences?H HCorkyH: HResults are what you expectgcon- sequences are what you get.N Mr. Eilertsenz HRemember that football de- velopes leadership--now get in there and do as I told you.W Don Snell: nBut I don't think I deserve a zero.n Mrs. Krehbiel: WNeither do I, but it's the lowest mark I'm allowed to give. Mrs. Townezfpointing to a deer at the zoo, UJim, what is that?H Jim Byers: HI don't know.W Mrs. Towne: Hwhat does your mother call your father?H Jim B.: HDon't tell me that's a louseln DEFINITIONS Hamburger----- ---- The last round-up. Elephant ------ -- ---- A useful animal with vacuum-cleaner in front and a rug-beater at the back. Grapefruit ------- The most frequently used American eye tonic. Modern girl-----A girl who wants to go tom, Dick, and marry. She money in order to make her through. She demands the with every marries for dream come troth, the whole troth, and nothing but the troth, She is not so much concerned with what a man stands for, as what he will fall for. She loves a man for all he is worth. Opportunity of a lifetime ---- A second-hand car. You can always hear it knocking. You would not knock The jokes we use Could you but see Those we refuse.