Cascade High School - Ketochi Yearbook (Cascade, MT)

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I, Harry Robert Clark, being of demented mind and naturally blessed body, will to the girls of the Senior class my legs. To Brian, I will my Brat, since he drives it more than I do and my infinite knowledge of the pros and cons of redheads. To Q. I leave my ability to pick up nice, older girls—he needs all the help he can get. I, Lisa (Cumlee) Allee, being of imaginative mind and skillful body, will to Wes Sparrow my doctor so he can get “it” fixed. To Quentin Rhoades I leave an inflatable doll. To Danny Harris, the ability to fall down the Great Falls High bleachers. To Darren and Mark I leave my practical joke ability since Fve outwitted them often enough. Last but not least, I leave my regrets to Angie Enger that she never got to climb the Space Needle, but I see she found a fig tree is better. I, Wes Sparrow, being of detained body and jailed mind, hereby leave to Curt Gifford the ability to speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth for at least one day out of the century. T o Harry Clark I will the ability to fight off bad cases of the flu so he can make it through Mr. Woody’s government class. To Rob Martinson I will the ability to wear a piece of clothing that doesn’t contain the following: glitter, bright colors that are harmful to the eyes, and any other piece of clothing that looks like he stole from Billy Idol. I, United States Cadet Candidate, Quentin McClellan Rhoades, being of Herculean Physique, Einsteinian Intellect, do hereby will to Mr. Sprout a box of Miracle Grow so he’ll someday be Mr. Stalk. To Lisa Allee, I will my nickname since hers is so tasteless. To Matt Savoy, I will my ability to attend school on Mondays, Fridays, and mornings. Lastly and leastly I will my ability to keep from embarrassing Paula at public functions to Allan Maxwell. 20

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I, Lance Styren, being of tired mind and similar body will to Mr. Gebhardt, the ability not to be on the telephone when you need him, and the ability to cut a piece of wood straight. To Mr. LaLi- berty I will the ability to weld. To Penney, I will the nickname “Fuzzy”. I, Jackie Lee Grismer, being of semi-sound mind and body, will to my baby brother the ability to get along with Mrs. Nicholson. To Kandi McGee, I will my baby brother (I have no use for him). To Laurie Day I will my ability to chew gum in math without getting caught. And to Mr. Woody I wll my blue and green nail polishes, considering how fascinating they are. I, Scott Van Ness, of perverted mind and out of shape body, will to Morten the ability to go to a ZZ Top concert without earplugs. To Rob Martinez, the abilitly to go out for an expensive dinner with- out getting butter spilt on his tux and slipping on ice and ripping his pants. To Cyros, the ability to remember who your parents are and visit them at least once a month. I, Larry Wood, being of sound mind and overworked body, will my personal flare at programming to Mrs. Moore. To the staff I will a Norelco air freshner so that anyone entering the teacher’s lounge can see and breathe. To Rick Bogden I will my ability to survive mechanic contests so that he might win a contest in the future. To Mark Malady I will my ability to handle two cans of Cervesa without throwing up. I, Paula “Smurfette” Barnhorst, being of short mind and smurfy body, will to Traci Collins the ability to be the official “bright moon” on all the basketball trips. To Julie Jurich, I will my great eating habits. To Kersten Lersbak, I will the ability to be able to tell the difference between a closet door and hallway door in hopes she doesn’t ever embarrass herself as I did. To my brother John, the ability to make his own bed and learn that you don’t fry steaks in the oven and that he may be able to put up with my dad for the rest of his high school years. And most importantly I will Allan Robert Maxwell my hand. 19

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Classes “Puttin in Our Time” 21