Cascade High School - Ketochi Yearbook (Cascade, MT)

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sometime in the near future. And finally I leave my 16 pairs of track shoes to CHS so they can outfit the whole team next year. I, Jolene Sue Britton, being of sophisticated mind and athletically profound body, will to my mother’s first grade class my sympathy. To Jodi Enger, my high tops so she can prove to Coach Barnhorst that she really can hustle. To Kersten, I will the Hollowood discus in hopes that she will be next year’s state champion. To Miss Wellik and Miss Klinker, I will the ability to get along without me next year. And last but not least, to my four best friends, Paula, Christy, Angie, and Lisa, I will our good times together and the good ones yet to come. I, Deena Rae Elshire, will to all freshmen the ability to make it through 4 years at CHS. To Kathy Huber the ability to go to Great Falls and keep me away from red lights. I will to Craig and Cyros the two open chairs in the Pizza Hut, as long as one is not filled with S.R. And to all the seniors I will a good life after they leave the little town of Cascade. I, Mike Ober, of outstanding body and backwards mind, hereby will and bequeath to Jeff McLaughlin the ability to make it home or to a store with no gas in the gas tank since he can’t even make it to his dad’s own store. To Penny Fraser and Tasha Curnow, the ability to keep a date until after the prom. Finally to Curt Gifford, I will the same thing he willed me only more so. I, Angela Kaye Enger, being of confused mind and even more confused body, will my little sister my silver trumpet and my ability to be on time. My basketball shoes I leave to Sue Devich. To Q, I still will not!! To Paula, I will my ability to listen to “Thriller” without crying. To Jolene I will my ability to habitually fall asleep at midnight. And last but not least, I will miss all of you! I, Holly Gaughan, being of short legs and semi-intelligent mind, will to Paul Woody a box of toothpicks since he always seems to have one in his mouth. To Adana Pepos and Monica McKamey I will the hope that someday when they’re seniors they will be shown the same disrespect they’ve shown our class. To Mrs. Donovan I 16

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go to Nationals to meet new people, but not lip to lip. The Christy, the ability to wake up in the morning with bags under her eyes. I, Ken Acord, being of boggled mind and similar body, do hereby will my bus rides to Yvonne so she can continue to talk to herself, and my bus seat I give to the person who gets there first. Waldo may see Roverta occasionally but I will her to no one for I am taking her with me. To Mr. Gehardt, I will the ability to go a day without chewing and to Mr. LaLiberty, the ability to be patient about marriage. I, Jay Schmitt, being of malformed mind and short body, will my ability to duck when water is thrown at me, to Quentin Rhoades. To Danny Harris I will my ability to stand stationary during a chorus performance. And to Mrs. Donovan I will my ability to get into music and out of trouble. I, David Rieden, will Julie Jurich 50 pounds so she won’t look like a toothpick. Martinson, the ability to chew and not get caught by D.A.G. I, Kathy Huber, of sober mind and body, will the ability to flunk an Algebra test to Denise Stimac. To Karen, the ability to survive a year of Model Office. And last but not least, to Jaye Strandell, who thinks I did, but really I didn’t, the ability to not say things that aren’t true. I, Mark Allen Malady, being of endless talent, demented mind, and ghost colored body, will to David Rieden a new dog house so he can now leave his dogs behind. To Mr. Sept I will a 44 magnum pistol so he can keep better control over the upper hall rotation. To Mr. Donovan I will a bullet proof vest in the hopes that he won’t get hurt by one of Mr. Sept’s wild shots. To Curt Gifford I will six inches of my legs so he can now wear pants with an eight inch inseam. Finally to all you students out there that worked so hard to make it through this year, this will is for you. I, Terry Chase, being of beautifully framed mind and incredible body do hereby will to Jaye Strandell a box of Q-tips to get the cow chips out of his ears. To myself I will the ability to graduate 15

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will my thanks because she’s the best choral teacher. And to may teachers I will my thanks for putting up with me. I, Darren Robert Collins, being of extremely gifted mind and desirable body do hereby bequeath to Mr. Banhorst my used gum and only detention in my high school career. To Darren Newman I leave my brain for obvious reasons. To the mosquitos of Mon- tana I leave my cunning so they may evade Mr. Sept’s wrath. To Curt Gifford I leave an accurate speedometer. I leave my sister to all the leaches who are constantly after her. I, Casey Nicholson, being of demented mind and imperfect body, will to Scott Van Ness a real car so he can pick up a real woman. To Rob Martinson I will a ride to the moon on the space shuttle since that’s the only place he fits in all his moonman clothes. To Mike Windecker I will my old spot on the football team, Left Out. And to all you wild and crazy girls out there, I WILL!!! I, Monica Fox being of intelligent blond mind and foxy body, will to Vernon Grismer the ability to sit through 180 long days of study hall and not get a simple detention. To Kim Nicholls, I will my locker because she told me to. To Mr. Gebhardt, I will the ability to distinguish a female voice. And to Mr. Robbins (Dad), I will my ability to keep a cool head under the most stressing of moments. I, Daniel Patrick Harris, being of witty mind and lanky body, will to everyone who loves it, my African bird call. To Miss Rose, I will two of mine and Lisa’s trainees from the freshmen class so she won’t feel deprived of her favorite brown nosers. To Lisa, my abililty NOT to fall down the Great Falls High bleachers. To Mr. Allen I will my memory of the last Harris to graduate from CHS. And finally to Quent, my ability to act like a human being. I, Allan Maxwell, being of above average mind and below average body will to Quentin Rhoades the ability to find his own. To Wes Sparrow, my drivers license. To Ross Marquis, I will my position in basketball as Left Bench Warmer. To Paula Barnhorst, I will cherish it. And in retort to Kevin Stuart Moore’s will of a year ago, Ha, Ha, Ha. I am still laughing. To Terry Chase I will an exhaust 17