Cascade High School - Ketochi Yearbook (Cascade, MT)

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go to Nationals to meet new people, but not lip to lip. The Christy, the ability to wake up in the morning with bags under her eyes. I, Ken Acord, being of boggled mind and similar body, do hereby will my bus rides to Yvonne so she can continue to talk to herself, and my bus seat I give to the person who gets there first. Waldo may see Roverta occasionally but I will her to no one for I am taking her with me. To Mr. Gehardt, I will the ability to go a day without chewing and to Mr. LaLiberty, the ability to be patient about marriage. I, Jay Schmitt, being of malformed mind and short body, will my ability to duck when water is thrown at me, to Quentin Rhoades. To Danny Harris I will my ability to stand stationary during a chorus performance. And to Mrs. Donovan I will my ability to get into music and out of trouble. I, David Rieden, will Julie Jurich 50 pounds so she won’t look like a toothpick. Martinson, the ability to chew and not get caught by D.A.G. I, Kathy Huber, of sober mind and body, will the ability to flunk an Algebra test to Denise Stimac. To Karen, the ability to survive a year of Model Office. And last but not least, to Jaye Strandell, who thinks I did, but really I didn’t, the ability to not say things that aren’t true. I, Mark Allen Malady, being of endless talent, demented mind, and ghost colored body, will to David Rieden a new dog house so he can now leave his dogs behind. To Mr. Sept I will a 44 magnum pistol so he can keep better control over the upper hall rotation. To Mr. Donovan I will a bullet proof vest in the hopes that he won’t get hurt by one of Mr. Sept’s wild shots. To Curt Gifford I will six inches of my legs so he can now wear pants with an eight inch inseam. Finally to all you students out there that worked so hard to make it through this year, this will is for you. I, Terry Chase, being of beautifully framed mind and incredible body do hereby will to Jaye Strandell a box of Q-tips to get the cow chips out of his ears. To myself I will the ability to graduate 15

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I, Roberta Carmel MacDonald, being of clean mind and foofer body, will to Adana Pepos the ability not to blame her nasal singing on a cold. To anyone else who can fill the Badger suit the way I did, I will the fun times I had as mascot. And last but not least, to Jolene Britton, the ability not to make a big deal of my foofers. I, Wendy Holets, being of sound mind and lit’1 body, will to Gabby Pelenski the ability to keep my nose on my face rather than in other people’s business. To Bill Simpson, my ability to wear the proper amount of perfume at the appropriate time. And to Mr. Robbins (Dad), I will my memory and all my thanks for all the help and support he gave me in cross-country. I, Rob Martinson, will my black pants to anyone who thinks they can fit into them. To Kim Nicholls the ability to go out without getting grounded. And finally to Casey Nicholson, a smaller nose and new arms since he lost his last ones on his mother’s killer Moped. I, Curt Gifford, being of sound mind and short legs, will to all the football players next year my ability to play football. To Blair Patton, my driving ability so that he can get to know Gladys better. And to Mike Ober, I will the ability to pick up a girl that is more than 13 years old. I, Marianne Jonson, will to Kathy Huber and her sister the ability to calm down when they see a good looking guy driving past. To Wes Sparrow, I will you some nice quiet birthdays in the future. And to Angie Enger I will you to keep you pom-poms away from dogs. I, Linda Abele will all the juniors the ability to make it through CHS. I will Penny C. and David C. the ability to stay together as long as they can. And to Roberta and Ken I will that they’ll always be happy together. I, Kathy Mikita, being in a state of total confusion, will to my buddy Ross all the luck and a lot of fun his senior year since his two favorite people, Teri and I won’t be here. To Darren, the ability to 14

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sometime in the near future. And finally I leave my 16 pairs of track shoes to CHS so they can outfit the whole team next year. I, Jolene Sue Britton, being of sophisticated mind and athletically profound body, will to my mother’s first grade class my sympathy. To Jodi Enger, my high tops so she can prove to Coach Barnhorst that she really can hustle. To Kersten, I will the Hollowood discus in hopes that she will be next year’s state champion. To Miss Wellik and Miss Klinker, I will the ability to get along without me next year. And last but not least, to my four best friends, Paula, Christy, Angie, and Lisa, I will our good times together and the good ones yet to come. I, Deena Rae Elshire, will to all freshmen the ability to make it through 4 years at CHS. To Kathy Huber the ability to go to Great Falls and keep me away from red lights. I will to Craig and Cyros the two open chairs in the Pizza Hut, as long as one is not filled with S.R. And to all the seniors I will a good life after they leave the little town of Cascade. I, Mike Ober, of outstanding body and backwards mind, hereby will and bequeath to Jeff McLaughlin the ability to make it home or to a store with no gas in the gas tank since he can’t even make it to his dad’s own store. To Penny Fraser and Tasha Curnow, the ability to keep a date until after the prom. Finally to Curt Gifford, I will the same thing he willed me only more so. I, Angela Kaye Enger, being of confused mind and even more confused body, will my little sister my silver trumpet and my ability to be on time. My basketball shoes I leave to Sue Devich. To Q, I still will not!! To Paula, I will my ability to listen to “Thriller” without crying. To Jolene I will my ability to habitually fall asleep at midnight. And last but not least, I will miss all of you! I, Holly Gaughan, being of short legs and semi-intelligent mind, will to Paul Woody a box of toothpicks since he always seems to have one in his mouth. To Adana Pepos and Monica McKamey I will the hope that someday when they’re seniors they will be shown the same disrespect they’ve shown our class. To Mrs. Donovan I 16