jr;-;-:-:-;-;-:-:-;-;-:-;-;-;-;-;-:--:-;-;-:- the ketochi she left high school. Her chief occupation is teaching ten-year-olds simple reci- tations in her exclusive “Talkelite” Dramatic School. Radio station announces Walter Nicholls from Jupiter’s largest moon. He has set up a net work to serenade all of his best girls. Walt has met with the difficulty of serenading all the girls instead of his best one—Walt has become a ladies’ man. Since the development of the high voltage, superpowered, trans-solar system radio, a new difficulty has arisen, that of finding a voice with a definite fre- quency and a correct volume, which the sensitive machine must have to work correctly. The report is that Emily De Florio is trying out successfully to act in this capacity. Our operator now jiggles his mechanical apparatus, until he at last gets a strong ether wave from Neptune which brings news of the modern “row- right” dairy under the personal siqiervision of Mayfred Parkhurst, which sup- plies the Milky Way. This dairy is situated near the edge of the planet, so his Ford Rocket delivery cart may be shoved off the edge when it refuses to work in the prescribed manner. (ins Haley, who is situated on Mercury for privacy's sake, has been experi- menting for the last fifty years on his special chemical compound to extermin- ate vagrants. He plans to complete this experiment within the next twenty- five years, and when he does, he will begin a new study to regain his youth, lost in composing the vagrancy compound. On Jupiter we see Madame Florence Cummings, manager of the Cascade Rocket Reality Salon, mixing tri color ether rays with midnight hues, to make her special patent peaches and cream complexion compound. On receiving a report from Saturn, the mystery of the increasing beauty of the splendorous rings around this planet has been cleared. We find that Margaret Cone, an Earthian, who took her first dancing lessons on the school- house steps, is dancing those brilliant rainbow circles around the planet. Our operator now turns in on the central inter-solar system offices, where we see Sir Howard O'Neill presiding as president of the universe. Howard first secured a start holding official positions by declining the vice-presidency of the 11)32 graduating class, but being unanimously overruled. While we are still at this central office we glance across the room and catch a glimpse of Nellie Strunk, who in a spare moment from dictation from the desirable position of Howard's knee, is using, by special permission of the copyright owners, the peaches and cream complexion compound given to her as a special gift by the inventrix of this special beauty treatment. Our operator now whisks us away by the magic of ether rays to the sun where we see John Jr. Thompson running his Rocket Service station. John, when interviewed, states that he received his first valuable lessons in this type of business under the supervision of Kenneth Rriscoe, at the ('outmental Service Station at Cascade. John further states he plans on returning to the earth, and remodeling the historic Continental Service Station into a modern Rocket Service Station.
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KETOCHI The Senior (Mass leaves the rare of (he trees they planted to Mr. Yandell, Mr. Hergan, and Mr. Winner. The cast of “Second Childhood’ leaves the Professor’s prescription for eternal youth to anyone who needs it. We will our angelic quality of winning the corridor contest to any class that is good enough to get it. The Physics class leaves Mr. Hergan a silver-electroplating apparatus for forks which he might throw in the fire in the future. To the incoming Freshmen we will our class sponsor, Miss Hazel Melien, to guide them through their high school career as she has guided us. We also leave all our superfluous knowledge and anything else we do not wish to take and which is of not enough value to specify. Miss Solar System is hereby appointed executrix. To the above document, duly executed on this twenty fourth day of May, in the year of Our Lord, 1932, we hereby set our hands. W i t nesses: Signed: Professor Albert Einstein. Senior Class of Cascade High School. King Pluto. May 24, 1932. Messenger Mercury. Class Colors Class Flower Salmon Pink and Nile Green Tulip Class Motto “Deeds. Not Words CLASS YELL A B Cf who are wet A for action, B for Biz, C for courage9 0 gee whiz, Don't you worry, don't you fret, The Seniors ha re n’t hern beaten yet. CLASS SONG “US” (Tune: “Me ’) Hurrah, hurrah for the Seniors, Got the pep, got the kids, got the brains, got the wits, got it all, Now all you others, hark to your elders, Not to him. not to her. not to them, not to those, but to us, Notice how the teachers never bawl us out, Just give us the favor of each little doubt, Which proves that we, above all you others, Got the pep, got the kids, got the brains, got the wits, got it all. • • • .............. i ... i . 19 3 2 Page ID
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