Cascade High School - Ketochi Yearbook (Cascade, MT)

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DC ]□ THE KETOCHI DC DC=0 WANT ADS AND FOR SALE Wanted—A nice boy friend for next year. Send application to Winifred. Wanted—Dancing pumps that won’t hurt your feet - -Mildred Austin. For sale—Dead mail, five cents a bundle.- Elizabeth Briscoe. Wanted—A free ride to Elm.—Edith Comer. For Sale—Butter cart. Applicants call Creamery.—George Dea. Wanted—A bicycle.—Dorothy Grubb. For Sale—Used stamps.—See Pat Haley. For Sale—Ford Parts—any kind. Leslie Nicholls. Wanted A patent method to ojrmi windows from desk—Jim Morton. For Sale—An over supply of hay.—Clain Smith. Wanted —Another mirror in the cloak hall.—Nellie Strunk. For Sale—Hot air delivered free. Austin Sutton. Wanted—A free ride to Sun River, and a blond man.—Thirza Turner. For Sale—My schoolgirl complexion.—Olga Wolfe. Wanted—Advice on increasing magnetism.—Wilbur Weston. For Sale—“Snow Hawk. —Harry Wiegand. (It did not work.) Wanted—Free telegraph service to Bozeman.—Frances Wheir. Wanted- A few extra pounds.—Ruth Wade. Wilbur: “May I drive you home?” Frances: “No, thanks. I’ll go willingly. Mrs. Dea: “There isn’t a boy in this town as clever as our boy George.” Friend: “How's that?” Mrs. Dea: “Look at these two chairs. George made them out of his own head and he has enough wood left to make an arm chair.” Older Friend: “So you met my son in school?” Jim: “Sure. We slept in the same History class.” Winifred : “I suppose you are on the basketball team? Townsend: (Proudly) “Well yes; I do the aerial work.” Winifred: “What's that?” Townsend: “1 blow up the basketballs.” Two things that will help us through high school: 1. The faculty of working. 2. The working of the faculty. Pajre Twenty-four

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1LT- . ZJU THE KETOCHI □! =31 ■ JUNICES v The of UKIO, known as llie coming seniors, have proved themselves worthy of that position. They have been prominent in school activities, having been represented in tlii- Scholarship ('ontest, Hoys’ and Girls’ Basketball, Music, Dramatics, and Debate. Edith Gomel was School Banker during the past: year and Mildred Austin was local champion in the Oratorical Contest. Elizabeth Briscoe figured prominently in Debate. The class as a whole held good scholarship rating, and excelled in attendance. JUNIOR CRIER Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Did you know that (’lain Smith has been sentenced to the stocks for trying to chew gum without anybody’s knowing it, and that James Morton is trying to invent a patent for opening windows from his desk; that he has stated his preference for Ginger Stories above all magazines? Did you further hear that Elizabeth, Thirza and Winifred well deserve the title of Whispering Trio; that Dorothy Grubb walks a mile to school, and that Nellie Strunk writes to France? Also that Mildred Austin has beat Bertha's time with Bat Xanghton ; and that Edith Comer had her ears palled for asking babyish questions; that Frances Wheir is always heard saying ‘‘Number, please;” that Ruth Wade’s eyes are getting weak because some of her fellow class mates write poorly; and that Melva Reynold's chief byword is “Ye Gods?” Still other items are as follows: One can always locate Leslie Xicholls sitting behind Evelyn; Harry Wiegand is a Dodge specialist; Wilbur has arisen to knighthood because he takes Frances to all shows and entertains her during school hours; Olga is always primping in the halls; Bat Ilaley has Income a wonderful chef from practice cooking; Austin is always throwing the ox; and lastly, but probably most important, George Dea is always giving unasked for advice. Juniors, do you know---------- The Latin, Omnipotens Juno looks like omnipotent Junior. (A sugges- tion ?) Wonderful discovery (exclamation points). Perpetual motion machine (George Dea's jaw). Axioms recently discovered: zero added to zero, result in flunk. A teacher is a many sided polygon and equal to anything. Page Twenty-thre«

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 3[T- -3C .-n □ THE KETOCHI ni —ii 'r=£ UPPER ROW E. Diflorio, M. Cone, W. Nieholls, F. Cummings, J. Koch, J. Fi3her. F. Tintinger, D. Flechsenhar, R. Wiegand, J. Thompson. M. Parkhurst G. Haley, T. Sullivan. LOWER ROW F. Butcher, C. Poirier, H. Squires, Loris Brown, M. Johnson, B. Flanagan, Miss Higgim (Adviser), Lois Brown. H. O’Neil. OPHOM0IIE CPAS. President..................................................... John Thompson Vice-President...................................................Loris Brown Secret ary •Treasurer ---------- Grs Haley Class Color Old Rose and Gold ('lass Ft oner Snap Dragon Page Twenty-five