Cascade High School - Ketochi Yearbook (Cascade, MT)

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THE CASCADE COMET Nichols, Weigand, Mortag, Haley, Thompson, Poirier, Sullivan, Tintinger Nicholson, Koch, Miss Higgins (Adviser), Fisher, Squires, Flanagan, Flechsenhar B. Flanagan, Cone, Loris Brown, Diflorio, Cummings, Lois Brown, Johnson Freshman Class Adviser President.......... Vice-President Secretary-T reasurer Class Colors....... Class Flower....... Class Motto M iss Higgins Edward Mortag Glenn Flanagan Lois Brown Old Rose and Gold ...... Snapdragon Facta non verba Page Twenty-three

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THE CASCADE C O M E T Famous Excuses Stanley—But I had to fire the furnace. Arthur—There was a train across the track. George S.—1 had bicycle trouble. Oak—I lost my book. Shorthand Class—We can never rememher our lesson over night. Inez—I have to study my oratorical essay. Dorothy—1 didn’t have time. Jean—May I go to my locker, please? Ed.—Gee, is today the day for that? I forgot. Bun—1 had to work and then practice. Vivian Squire—I had work at home to do. Mr. Bergan—Well, I’d like to, but this is the situation. Know Your School No student can afford to be without this valuable hand book and guide! Glee Club: A group of beautiful girls that produce plays for “Ye Students.” The members are very intelligent and always have their names on the honor roll. The Hilltop: A monthly publication written by the Ag. Club. The publishing of this masterpiece falls on the typing class. It contains useful information on how to curry hogs and butcher horses. Ag. Club: One of the most “stable” organizations in school. Members may be recognized by the size of their feet and the accuracy with which they balance beans on their knives. Moral Victory: Something we win when we lose a game. Financier: Burt Monroe—Took a girl to Helena, saw the State Fair, ate, and returned home all on one dollar. George Dea:— See Pest. Honor Roll: A list published in the Courier bearing the names of the few who carry eight subjects and manage to pass in four. Pupils who have a “drag”. Drag: Political pull; what one gets by kidding a teacher into believing he likes her and the course. When one drags one of his subjects, he doesn’t have a drag with the instructor. Absentee List: That which tells Pop we played hookey. Yagr Twenty-two

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T H E C A S C A D E COME T Definitions from a Freshman's Notebook 1. Recitation is the science of bluffing. 2. A teacher is a many-sided polygon and equal to anything. 3. A proposition is a general term for that which confronts the seniors at the end of the year. 4. The heart and lungs are situated in the borax. 5. Infantry is a place where they keep infants. 6. An island is a lot of water with some land in the center of it. 7. Ink is obtained from the red and black seas. 8. A diplomat is a chap who can make a couple of candidates believe that he supported them both. 9. Gravity is a force which brings down everything in this world except prices. 10. Mountain range—A large cook stove. 11. Oxygen—An eight-sided figure. 12. Dispel—To spell incorrectly. 13. Frontpiece—A headlight on a Ford. 14. Furlough—A fur-hearing animal. 15. Monomaniac—A man with only one wife. Though in this rapid transit age To shorten all things is the rage Though novel, sermon, poem and play Grow briefer with each hurrying day One bulwark still defies endeavor Our lessons are just as long as ever. Vivian S: “That girl looks like Helen White, doesn't she? Pat H : “Why, that dress ain’t white.” Hazel C: “What is the cure for seasickness?” Clara B: “Give it up.” Page Twenty-four