Cascade High School - Ketochi Yearbook (Cascade, MT)

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C O M E T Sp.: Tm a salesman. Sir. S. P.: Ah! Ha! I see why Nick wanted to get rid of you! Well re- port at ten o’clock sharp! Sp.: Hoop la! I can snooze till 9:30. (Exit.) Scene II. Same place. (St. Peter is leafing pages of his register. He soliloquizes, reading): S. P.: H-m-m! Let’s see. Bill Jones—Kenneth Mortag—Jim Brown r —Margaret Seaton—Donald Creveling—h-m-m—oh, he was that doctor that came in last week. Sort of a quiet fellow. Don’t believe I’ve ever (knocking)---- Come in. (Spirit enters.) What’s your name? Sp. (in a very low voice) : Esther Cummings. S. P.: Pardon ? Sp.: Esther Cummings. S. P.: Welcome! Welcome! The first woman president of the Unit- ed States. You may have a room on the first floor. Do you think you'll like it here? Sp. (shyly): I think so. Scene III. Same place. (Enter Charon.) Charon: In the name of Beelzebub where----? S. P.: What are you doing up here? Ch.: Say, Pete, have you seen that shrimp that calls himself Lester Warehime? He was the leader of that bootlegging ring in Chicago, you know. I was ferrying him across the Styx the other day, and I’ll be burned forever if he didn’t give me a drink and then make his getaway! S. P. (consulting register) : Warehime—Lester Warehime—yes. He‘s working night shift towing the moon around. CURTAIN. .................................................................................................................................................... 3 H

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 Class Prophecy Scene I. St. Peter’s office, 1980. St. Peter is seated at desk and office boy is dusting off furniture. (A knock is heard.) St. Peter (opening large book) : Where’s my pencil? Quick! Open the pearly gates. Someone knocks. (Boy opens door and a spirit enters.) St. Peter (taking pencil) : Name please. Spirit: Mrs. Charles Lindbergh. St. Peter: Maiden name? Spirit: Josephine Dyar. St. Peter: Occupation? Spirit: Aviatrix. I claim the distinction of being the first woman to fly to the moon. (Another spirit enters.) S. P.: Very well, pick out your harp. (Exit first spirit.) S. P. (to second spirit): Name, please. Sp.: Miss Margaret Mary Seaton. S. P.: H-m-m! Seems to me I’ve heard that name before. Sp.: Well! I should hope so! I’ve knocked the eyes out of Holly- wood for ten years! S. P.: Age? Sp.: None of your business! S. P.: Very well, pick out your harp. Sp. I won’t take an old harp! Everybody has one of them! You give me a saxophone or I won’t play anything! S. P.: Very well, have it your own way. (Exit second spirit.) (Telephone rings.) S. P. (taking receiver): Hello! Voice: Hello! Nick speaking. Say, I’ve got a little guy down here that’s too small to shovel coal. I’ll send him up if you want him. S. P.: Send him up. I’ll put him to hanging out stars. What’s his name ? Voice: Kenneth Mortag. S. P.: Very well, send him up. Boy (just entered) : Someone’s at the door. S. P.: That’s him now. I’ll take his name. (Spirit enters.) S. P.: Name, please. Sp.: Who, me? Kenneth Adolph Joseph Mortag. S. P.: Occupation? IIIIIIIMMIIimilHIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIimimilHIMIIIIIMMItlllHI COMET 17

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