Carthage College - Driftwood / Crimson Rambler Yearbook (Kenosha, WI)

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?LEGE CRIMSON RAMBLER FIRESIDE CHAT BO OK WORMS! CAMPUS DAY THIRTY -ONE

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CARTHAGE COI A CAPPELLA CHOIR It.-1USIC AT UARTHAGE- COLLEGE MUSICAL ORGANIZATIONS Musical organizations afford opportunity for all college students to engage in some musical activity. Recognizing the Vital part that actual participation plays L1 . the cultural development of the individual, many students respond to the challenge ' 0f the high standards of attainment required I The College Choir was organized in 192T: membership is selected by competitin tryouts. All students 01' good scholastic standing are eligible. Since 192'? the A Cappella Choir has made annual tours including principal cities, several concerts; in Orchestra Hallr Chicago. and nalimz-wiEe broadcasts over WGN and the Mutual Broadcasting System, WMAQ and the National Broadcasting Company tfour succes- sive feature appearances on the National Farm and Home Hourt, KMOX. and the Columbia Broadcasting System. The College Singers, chosen from this group, made a concert tour for thirteen days in November, 1941, through Illinois, Wisconsin. Indiana, and Ohio. The College Band has resumed activity. The present well-balanced and popu- lar group is anxious to welcome back returning service men and others. Extensive equipment by way of instruments and library as well as first class uniforms insure the continuance and advancement of the Band in a full program of public appearances in the near future. Trinity Choir, under college music faculty direction, sings at the Lutheran Church each Sunday morning and presents the annual carol service on the Sunday preceding the Christmas holidays. Membership is voluntary. Radio educational programs are supervised in production by members of the music faculty. For this work some 121610 music scholarships are awarded. The Col- lege Music Period over radio station WCAZ is presented twice weeklyeone of the first student broadcasts in the country. 'MUSIC e CLASS PIANO The academic year of 1344-45 marks the intruductiun of class instruction in piano for all college freshmen with no special fees tor lessons; or practice. The Department takes pride in this announcement of a pioneer step in music education and in reccgnitien ol' the role'ui the piano :15 the foundation subject and instrument in both Theory and Applied Music study. TI IIRTY

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CART HAGE COL campus chuckles Zelda: t'This is my first operation, and I'm ter- ribly nervous. Young Surgeon: 1 know just how you feel. It's my hrst toof' $ 3?- $ 3? :31 Two mind readers met on the sxeet: 'tYouire time, how am I? 7k s a a 2's Mama Mosquito: If you children are good, Ill take you to a nudist camp tonight. Mama, 1 Ieil in a mud puddle. Uh, my, With your new trousers on. :'It happened so fast I didnt have time to take them off. at: $ 81 34 ill Hasaler: I've been misbehaving and my con- seience is bothering me. Miss Wino: And you want me to give you some- thing to strengthen your will'Em Hassler: itNo, give me something to weaken my conscience. $ at l? 51 IF Fether gazing at the triplets the nurse has just carried out of the delivery room: ULet me see now --I believe weill take the one in the middle. 39! :3: ii B it Laura Olsen: HI call my boy friend Stag. Schroeder L.: tWii'hy'im Olsen: tiHeis a deer with no dough. 3! h Q E 30: Mother to Isailor calling on daughter Florine. fYoung man, Just what are your intentions regard- mg my daughter? - Just then Florine calls from upstairs: hMamai that ain't the one. '0! l? a i '3 - A 'fhighbrow is a person educated beyond his intelligence? :1 :8: Ii! 9? $ A man may have more money than brains, but not for long. :0: 93: $ $ 1k P. Baughrrian: When you were in China, did you take a ride In a ginrickshaw? . 1. Henry: uYes, and they have horses that look Just like men. :5! $ at -il t Franke: fWhat do you mean women are anxioun to get marrled? Why. men are just as anxious.n Elston: Did you ever see a man with a hope chest? 8 $ $ $ :8 Neitzel: Jack and Jill fell doWn the hill, A stunt thatis mighty risky If water made them act like that 1 think Ell stick to toensoredi. 51 h a S! Qetzendaner: tiThey say a sharp nose indicates curiosity. Magers: nYeah, and a fiattened one indicates too much curiosity! a :0: a: e at uWhat is the most common impediment in the speech of American people? uChewing gum. in: 3 BF 1 :3: Wife, after I die I wish youid marry Deacon Brown. Why?,! Well, the Deacon trimmed me once in a horse trade.u 'k i? i 3 5! Hyndman: Has your mother told you what every girl should know? B. J. Klemme: Yes, a millionaire bachelor. THIRTY-TWO Its all in the way you look at it; for instance mama mm is glao. to See her son go lo the cl: eUngel. ii :5: :2: e e A man visiting a small town went into the bar snop lot a Suave, 'ioe homer made sevemi 5. With the razor and cacu time he would past! small piece or paper oVer the cut to stop the hie mg. wuen toe UDEI'dnun was over, the V10 handed me barber a oulal'. Keep the chang ud Salu, us worm a ouliar to be shaved by immune an arust. Why man, Youre a hart u ouLcner, and a papa: n:ngfr $111 in one. J 25 L. Wright: hIill go through Ere for you. Altman: t'Don't put yourselfgk out. 1- :3 e :e: Breisch: 'How about using your car tonight? Wright: HThereis no gas in the tank and 1 have any coupons. .. . . w breiscn: Who said anything about dnvmg. e e xv v n0: He who thinks by the inch and talks by the y: should be dealt with by thegoot. It :6: 3 5: Golden discussing her boy friend: uHe has even temporealways mad? :0: nk i i: t Callmer: You've not only broken my heart, you've spoiled my entire evening. 3t; 3! 3 E $1 Erland Nelson, Jr.: The modern girl dresses killeand cooks the same way. i: :64 ii: t 1!: Landlady: How do you like this room as whole? Schnorr: As a hole itis fine, but as a room so good. i a: x: it i: Whats the difference between a friend and acquaintance? Well, when a friend wants to borrow five d lars, hets an acquaintance. so: a? st :9: 5: Frankie: tilt says here in the paper that a 11 beat his wife to death with a golf club. Hayek: Really? How many strokes did it t: him? i 1: an a: a: To avoid criticism,-Do nothing. Say nothi Be nothing. ii if 4! $ 36 The farmer back from the county fair with new horse, found the animal refused to eat drink. The Iarmeris eyes gleamed hopefully: golly, I've got a real bargain if hes a good works 30: $1 BI Nona: So you want to kiss me. I didn't kn you were that kind. Loren: tiHoney, Iim even kinder than that. a j: t a: e Meyers: uDo womenis slacks come in odd size: Pratt: tiNo, they get in that shape from be: worn. 3k :R t 3k i Walker tin a canoe: If this storm keeps 1 we'll have to heave to. Wood; What a horrid way of putting it? :8: i it i! 9k Denhart Philosophy: Before marriage a girl. 1 to kiss her man to hold him, and after marria she has to hold him to kiss him. 1i 3i! a: 1! 1- Magers: I intend to marry an officer and gentlemen. Callmer: Honey, that would be bigamy.