Carthage College - Driftwood / Crimson Rambler Yearbook (Kenosha, WI)

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L A L v v Lou v wiwumiwfmummmuwmwa v ' wu uw muwmwu CRIMSON RAMBLER Fresbendom Feast PICRSONJE King of Freshenflom ,,,, Countess Twinkle ,,,,,,,,. 1 Lady Fussy Fusser ,.... , Lady Giggles, ,,.. ,, Lady Tease ..,.....,...,, . ..,, , Matrimonial Advisor ,,,,.A,,, Torch Bearer .............A.,.,,,... Assistant Torch Bearer ..,,.,, Globe Trotter ....,,.... ,.,..,.,, Lord Carniverous ,,,,..,,,, Lord Funmaker .... .,,. Royal Scop.. ...,,, Court Fool ,...,,.. Flunkie ..,,,,....,..,........,,, M'sell De Laruge ,.....,,. Prof. of Philosophy., ,,,,,,................., ,..,,,,..,.,,. . Empress Dowager of the Realm of Advice ...,,.,.... , Propounder of the Theory of Perpetual Motion ,..,...., Doctor of Sleepyology ........,..........,.,.,...,,., ,,....,,....,,,. Reporter for Freshwater Journal ,..,,,,.,,.,,, Reporter for Greentop Morning News .............,.r.. Camera Man for Greenoscope Film Company ....,,,, High Mogul of the Kiug's Advisers ..,,,,...,....,,..... Ruler of Sleepy Hollow .,..,,...........,.,....,r. .... Friar of the Abby of Learning ...,.,,.,.,,,,,.,,,,.,.,,,..,,,,.,,,,..,.. ACT IYSCENE 1 ....,Sarcn Peterson .,,,..lVlary Davidson ...,,,.Juauita Heilipg ,,,,,,,-Xlice Schmoldt Gladys Shultz , .,,,.,. Esther Reed ..,,,,IGcorge Linker ,..,..,.Clias. Runyon ..,,,,,..,,.,lt11tl1 Hurd ,,....,,....Ivan Peters Donald Thompson ,,.,.ltoy Seibert .....,,Leland Lesher ,......,.....Hunt Ferris ,,,.,,,..Florem'e Hadley ,,.Xrndt Schoning ..,,,,,,,,ltiiliy Holton ,,,,Hilda McCreary ..,,,,,,Albert Shultz Vivian Smith .,..Cleo Richardson Henry Myers ,,,,,,..Gerald Finlay ,,,,,,,,VVilliain Rand .,,,..Fred Millhouse Fool, fAside to Flunkiej-Friend, hast thou ever seen such a motley array? But hark! fBell rings.j Kiss-Friends, ye are biddeu to the royal and ancient feast commemorating our declaration of independence from Prepdom and the founding of the Freshendom democracy. Torch bearers, proceed and perch thyselves where thy beams shall fall most seemly. 'FORCIIBEARER fasidej-Indeed, Lady Giggle shall have due benefit of my beams. SCENE 2 QI-Banquet Hall, all seated around the table, Friar asks bllessingj Fm,mwNowv that we have thanked the bounteous Lord, let us supply our empty systems bountifully also. Prior. or PHIL.-Your Majesty, may I ask a question? How long has dis swine bean kuked? I should tink dat- L. CAnN1v.kI prithee cease thy idle jabbering and partake of this cow. GLOBE TROTTER-Oli! Do you remember at Baird's encampment just before the tournament how Lord Funmaker rescued Countess Twinkle after her frenzied de- scent into the ravine accompanied by a package of pickles? I1ADY GIGGI.E7TCl he! he! he! COURT Fool. Csmacking his lips and rubbing his stomachj-Those pickles, gone but not forgotten. Prior. or THEORY or PERPETUM. NIOTION fJumping up excitedlyj-Oh! I've dropped my plate,-but I know the best joke on Lady Fussy Fusser. LADY TEASE-mol!! Yes, I know what it is, too. I saw her bid her knight a fond farewell last eve. l

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1 l l THE NINETEEN SIXTEEN Inxnx' Fvssx' F.-I don't care, you didn't see it all. Ihre. Dow.xcn5n-I pray thee turn thy minds from such foolishness. Better shouldst thee he planning to emhroider emhlems for thy knights' array. Hmn Moovi,+Right you are, fair Dowager, hut my dignity weigheth heavily upon me this night, is it not so with thee? Covler Fooi,s,Xh! Their dignity is hut a mask to hide their frivolous nature. FlI.I'Nl-CIEYXYOIII' Majesty, the royal cuphoards are exhausted. I beg thee lead forth thy guests into the jovial hall of nmsic and dancing. To my care leave the scraps. f,Xll leave the hallj .XCT II-Sensi: I ffompany grouped in large hall, engaged in idle talk, and listening to musicj Rrzeoanzn, for Greentop Morning News-I pray thee Manfselle De Laruge, sing to us your favorite selection. Perchanee your sweet voice will arouse the Doctor of Sleepyology and the Ruler of Sleepy Hollow from their trance. NI'1ISEI.l,E Qsingingj- 'Tis thy weddingl' BI.X'l'RlMONIAl. .XDVIS0lI'IVI1f'l'P is my YVedding? Co1'n'r Fool.-Ah! There cometh the Assistant Torch Bearer. Now shall we have light and jollity. Seiaxl-1 2 fsillllt' Hall, 12 p. m. Enter Royal Scopj Scov-The world shall hear of this assemhlage, for I spy reporters of the Fresh- water Journal and Greentop Morning News, also the Greenoseope camera man. Now whilst I tarry here, let me sing to you the tale of the I reshondomidians fScop singsj : Oh! Come ye out of the land of dreams, Of the Freslunen I write reams and reams, They come from the East, they come from the MH-st, They come to the college, of all, the hest. They are good and jolly and cheerful and gay, They are willing to work hy night or hy day, Oh, they are so good, that class of '18, The hest you can find I do maintain. A prep has found favor in the eyes of our King, Oh! what a shame, he is a Miss-ed thing. .Xnd Mr. Myers can Ha'dley wait, To he at the Dorm hut e'er stays too late. And Hilda's a honnie lassie, Uh! Sc-honing at least, I trow, thinks so. XVe would on our knees hefore liuhy's sweetness fall, She and Ruth will win honors in hasket hall. Finlay's a Fine looking youth, 'tis true, And Runyon a true Freshman through and through. Mary never complains of her worries or cares, ,Xlice always is happy and never despairs. Juanita comes with a heart as gay As Seihert with his smiles and winning way. Good looks to Lesher have not heen denied, I douht if he'll e'er find so handsome a hride. Thompson is a lad hoth stately and tall, But in writing poetry Cleo soars ahove all. VVhenever Gladys fails to have fun, The world will stop moving and life will he done. Esther playeth the piano well, And Vivian singeth, so I've heard tell. .X fine shock of hair is Peters' great pride, Ferris, in a new car, chooses to ride. ln the choosing ot' girls, Iiinker likes a change, Rand's knowledge runs over a wide, wide range. Millhouse indeed is so prim and precise, .Xu old maid would result from a girl half so nice. On golden silence Shultz has a lease, He ne'er will he fined for disturhing the peace.