Carteret Academy - Carteret Yearbook (Orange, NJ)

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Hear ye! . . . Hear ye!! . . . Hear ye!!! . . . Know ye all men by these presents that we, the Senior Class of 1958 of Carteret School, being of sound mind-and body lwe trustl, do hereby ordain, dedicate, and establish this to be our last will and testament, and do wholeheartedly bequeath the following items, to wit: To Contzius . . . Arrington leaves his height and a dozen flash bulbs to spoil before taking pictures. To Krueger . . . Ceasar leaves his speedy car to chase after ads for Mr. Barrett. To Lewensztain . . . Kolker leaves his gift of gab and mechanical ability. To Pollock . . . Butler leaves his height and speed about the basketball court- plus his knowledge of Spanish. To Ravitz . . . Hand leaves his deep knowledge of the Latin language and allied subiects. To Tieger . . . Murray leaves his lined paper for future crossword puzzles. To Raiff . . . Gorny leaves his nonchalance and love of history. To Wheeler . . . Compoamor leaves his ability to speak El Espanol . To anyone desirous . . . Kraus leaves his unintelligible caligraphy. To Spanish students . . . Garcia leaves his good looks and engaging personality. To student car owners . . . Margolis leaves his uncanny ability to stay out of accidents for a period of a month-but not for more. To the library . . . We leave all the used books for the further delectation of the new students-check fly leaves and covers. To the Faculty, We Bequeath: To Mr. Barrett . . . A bottle of headache tablets and a charming secretary to help him with numerous duties-clerical and pedagogical. To Mr. Claycomb . . . Another batch of eager well-wishers, and industrious boys for him to comfort, counsel, and console. To Mr. George . . . A map of Greenwich Village, and a year's supply of auto repairs . To Mr. Keeler . . . A loud speaker and a whip for the Dormitory. To Mr. Letteron . . . A classroom directory and a list of all students who have classes with him. To Mr. Martin . . . A guaranteed franchise for selling Christmas cards. To Mrs. McPeak . . . A slide rule and a recording of Quiet, Please . To Mr. Miller . . .-A self service school store. To Mr. Porsche . . . Our sincere thanks for his untiring efforts in our behalf. To Mr. Roark . . . An autographed copy of Muzzey's United States History . To Mr. Schoenfeld . . . Another class of top Physics and Chem scholars. To Mrs. Smith . . . A library full of noisy bookworms . To Mr. Whaley . . . Our hopes that he may soon become acclimated to the rigors of the Carteret climate. To next year's Hilltopper Staff . . . Ten keys with which to open the press room.

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THOMAS TREDINNICK PETER DUNIGAN The Christian is the highesf style of man. Hlihe lC'n9UC'9e den0f9S fhe H1011-H -Young -Bovee Lqfin 'Il 2, 37 'I' 2, 3, 4, Busi- Fenlfing P.G.i Spanish P.G.p Auto ness Manager 41 Dramafics Club 27 Tennis mobile Club P-G- 2, 37 Glee Club 3. RONALD WILSON Silence is one greaf art of conveiscljLcl7i.g JOHN M. BUTLER

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Senior Song Hits . April Love ..,.........,..... .,..... S pring vacation Beginning of the End .....,. ....,.. T he Freshman Class Heartaches to Bear .... ...... H omework Buzz Buzz ...... ........................ S tudy halls Say lt lsn't So ..... . . ....,. Five demerits in one week What's the Use of Crying? ........ ............A.... A fter you Hunk Characles ....... .......... ...... S i gnals during a test Great Balls of Fire ..... ...... E xperiments backfiring in the lab Everyday ............. ....... V ocabulary lin Mr. Barrett's classj Once A Week Date ,...... .... .,...... S a turday Detention Magic Moments .................... ...... C asey lon the basketball courtj Why Don't They Understand ........................ Students Qto the facultyj If ............. ..... W e didn't have to go to any classes Breathiess ...... ...... A fter getting caught smoking lt's Wonderful ......... ....... G raduation Day Uh, Huh, Oh, Yeah .....A. ....,.. S mith Something's Missing ...... ..... I n the food Don't Let Go .......... ...... L unch line