Carteret Academy - Carteret Yearbook (Orange, NJ)

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en io rs 194g NIU IAEI. XYLTHL there are in the United States at least twenty colleges which await the word of Xvuht that he will deign to attend them. From this lengthy group of hopefuls, htike is attempting to find one that instructs in the rare art ot potmology. .lust what potmotogy is we are at a toss to say, hut understand it concerns the raising ot oranges. Farmer Vxruht, should the crop fait, can readily fall hack on his naturat talent as a pohticiang kindly, devoted to the cause of the common man, Michael has held high ottice in his day. serving hoth as president and vice-president of the class. Good tuck, hhkc, in whatever profession you choose to htess with your presence. RICHARD M. XVACMAN Dick has attended Carteret since Kinder- garten, so as you can see, his constitution is something amazing. tt has to he, hecause he has heen known to go steady with three girls at the same time, and that is enough to ree duce any normal man to a state of nervous exhaustion. s A lover of cowhoy music, Dick is happiest when singing a few hars of hcaretess Lovef' or some other equally sickening song. His at- tempts at yodhng have sent chills up and down rnany a hackhone, and now he has a guitar just to add to the general mayhem. A welt known tigure, and a good friend, Dick will do welt in whatever college he chooses to attend.

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IJONALID STRAUB The name ol llonalcl Strauh is long a no- torious one in the halls ol fwarteret. A pleasing personality, an angelic singing voice, and a green Chrysler convertihlc speecling lilte a phan- tom along thc clarltenecl highways, typity the pleasures anfl occupations of the creature Straulm. Swathecl in his turtle-neclc sweater, in contrast to which heacl looms out with all its nohle features, wc have the shiela, the lover Strauh, who thus arrayecl is clear to the heart ol Nancy lvlccee, ancl lately to that ot some- thing callerl Frances. ln spite ot his light- heartecl nature, Don expects to settle clown to the sturly of meclicine, and he should hncl him- self the most popular, as well as the most successful physician to gracluate from the por- tals ol' .lohns llopliins. Carteret csjclzool Roaum' STEWART Paoh Stewart is a lover of the practical jolxe. Mr. l,aity hates the practical jolce. Hence the latter. whose class our hero claily attends, is olten clriven to lvorget economics and to recall warningly how a practical jolcester once slippoil a Tarantula in the hecl ot his aunt, ancl how the aunt was never the same afterward. Boh is hlesserl with a numher of worlclly gilts, a fwaclillac ancl a handsome Physiognomy heing among these. Also remarlcahle is his in- stinctive ahility to procluce the correct answer in history without apparently opening the hook. Vxfe feel that thus fortihecl with talent Boh will enjoy an inlinite degree of success in lite.

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PGST GRADUATES JW fp 0.6M 'HlOFH'CCNlDNNA AI PPOLA PA XNSKY CARTERET-1949