Carter County R2 School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Ellsinore, MO)

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Ellsinore Press International The fallowing bulletin was just received in regard to the actions and whereabouts of the Class of 1976, who have been out of contact with us for 10 years. Please forward the following to the Hi-Lites StafT. Debbie Ruhl - Was last seen in Washington D. C. where she is lobbying for equal rights for horses. Tim Bishop - Has changed his name to Awful Knofell and is planning to try to jump the Grand Canyon with his horse. Sandy Boushie • It seems has managed to get Mrs. Wallace fired and is now teaching Speedwriting. Keith Bowman - As everyone knows is star center field in the majors for the Pasadeana Pansies. Go, Nose!!!! Steve Brame, Chin Ho Kelley, and Einstein Ruhl - Are now chief ex- ecutives at the Budweiser Corp. Bobby Brooks - Is now chief photographer for Playboy Magazine (his lifetime ambition). Frank Carter - Has been adopted by Henry Kissenger and is now right hand man to the First Woman President. Kendall Combs - Has turned anti-establishment and is revolting against everything; his main pasttime seems to be robbing banks. Last week he hit his Dad's. Dan Conover - Is now with the U. S. Department of U. F. O.s BEEP BEEP Glenn Crook - Has just been nominated for the 1986 poster-boy for Silly-Putty. His fame hasn't changed him much, though; his Sundays are still spent out at Hilltop. Juanita Frederick - Was last reported to have her own orchestra con- . taining all of her children. Rick Hart - Is now at the top in communications as the chief editor of the Mickey Mouse Gazette. Cindy Harvey - Has now taken over her father’s used car lot. but now sells Rolls Royces and is now a multi-millionaress. Gary House - Owner of a large chain of citizen-band radio stores called Mouse's CB's. Say 10-4! Larry Jameson - Last said to be Richard Petty s chief mechanic. Larry is also trying to be a driver, but we all know how that goes. Linda Gaines - Has made her fortune in a unique punching bag design. Strange how they seem to resemble Mr. Smith. Ronnie Julian - Last known to be with the big circus and has a flying trapeze act with a 600.000 pound elephant. Pat Kitterman - Pat is still in the sanitarium after a nervous breakdown from trying to reform Kendall. Mark Lady man - When last seem drunkenly proclaimed to be the chief taster for Pabst Blue Ribbon. Patty Miller - At last Patty successfully completed a course in Mark Eden and is now modeling string bikinis. Joe McGonigal - Last month Joe was unanimously voted Mr. Universe by the world. We think all of Joe's strength comes from his hair. James Murray - Now has his own Taxi service exclusively for drunks. Mike Price - As everyone knows is a great American Athelete. He has broke many records. LOWEST PAID PITCHER. MOST GAMES LOST. WORST E R A.!!! Robbie Reynolds - As always Robbie is playing professional basketball for the Harlem Bonetrotters. Hey Hey Bones!!!!!! Frank Wilder - Frank now runs a body and fender shop in Wildersville. They say the business is great! Bill Scott - Now all time professional quarterback for the Tampa Teapots. Steve Tipton - A renouned golfer was beaten last season by only one man. Mr. Tom Smith. Terry Walker - Reportedly a General in the Army. Such a fine job. Congratulations Terry. Terry will be out of basic training tomorrow. Barry West - Is now married to his secret admirer who sought after him through his Senior year. Vera Walker and Pam Mays - Now are world famous in the singing profession. Commonly known as Dusk; they are said to be on world tour at this time. Billy McLeod - Billy is said to have grown 4 feet since his Senior year and is now playing center for the San Francisco Sissies. Bobby Wells - has now taken the place of Howard Hughes as multi- millionaire of the world!!!t! Rosemary Bridges. Cathy Ritchey, and Shirley Huffman - have made their fortune and fame as fashion designers and models in Paris. France: they will soon bring their fashion show to the Ellsinore Municipal Auditorium for your pleasure. Joni Lavender - Now owns a chain of gas stations linked to her own petroleum plant and is said to be right up with the Rockefeller s. Donny Stahl - has been conformed by his musical wife (J. F.) and now has his own rock singing group known world wide as Commercial Hershel and the Hershelaires!!!!!!!!!! Cheryl Nichols - is now posing in pictures for the Adds increasing plan........or was it Sharon.......No it’s Cheryl .... No really I remember it’s . . . ah. . . Well Anyway. As you can see the Class of 76 has found their fortune and fame. Their successfulness is undoubtedly to be an inspiration to all forthcoming E.H.S. graduates and no less a great climax in American history. 28