Carter County High School - Medicine Rock Yearbook (Ekalaka, MT)

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Crazy Karen Kreltel is challenging Mrs. Mike Tyson to a nine round bout of furious name calling. She owes her experience in this sport to the Carter County FF A Chapter. Damian Hughes and Lance Loehdinq own and operate their own night- club where you can catch their nightly dance routine, hip thrusts and all, to their newest album The Squeak and Scratch Rap.” Due to his keen sense of smell, Damian hires out on weekends as a wine expert. He boasts he can tell the difference between a red and a rosa from fifty yards away. After leaving high school Robby Johnstone had a deeply religious experience that changed his life forever. He now co-hosts the ever popular television show, Let's Talk About It With Tammy Faye and Robby.” Due to her interest in photography, Melainie Talkinqton went on to become the top photojournalist in the National Enquirer's History. Though her subjects are many and varied, her favorites are cats and dogs. On the way to her job as a nanny in Boston ten years ago, Jamie Breding was sidetracked in the airport by a very vehement Mooney, and now she runs through airports ail over the world yelling Peace and love, brothers and sisters! and handing flowers to everyone she meets. John Ward, and his ever faithful right hand man, Jess Lehman, now coach the LA Lakers. During the off season, John can usually be found at the Old Stand every Sunday doing his Janitorial duties. Jess, on the other hand, spends his free time back at the family ranch tending to his herd of cows and his 14 kids he and his little woman are raising. Well, that pretty much wraps it up except for yours, truly, Lisa Mauch, who you can find every weekend here on P-A-S-T, PAST FM 89. Bringing you the tunes you groove to, and the gossop that moves you. So good-bye to the class with class, number 89 in your programs, but number one in your hearts. And now returning you to the country's best music, it’s the Graduates doing their newest hit, we're Outa Here! {B£J r X.U «SL THANK YOU! Lende's Accounting’ and Insurance ELalaLa. Mt 77S-6-I89 1. Karen Kreitel 2. Larry Beach 3. Michelle Stevens 4. Ivan Jardee 3. Deann Blair 6. Damian Hughes 7. Lance Loehding 8. Lisa Mauch 9. Bexton Carlisle 10. Brian Elmore 11. Mish Speelmon 12. James Nies 13. Jess Lehman 14. Jamie Breding 15. Monique Munro 16. Misty Sparks 17. Melainie Talkington 18. John Ward 19. Jackie Willson 20. Robby Johnstone

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PROPHECY Good evening Ekalaka! We're here on the station that rocks, the station that never stops. We're rockin' in the year two thousand, that's a big 2-0-0-0, and you've got the Mauch talk coming over the line and I feel good! OW! I've got a special treat for all you crazy folks our there--WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE CLASS OF '89? No don't tell! Yes the time has come and we're gonna fly and I mean high, back into the past—There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Back to those crazy kids you thought you knew so well. The first stop, on our rockin' hop, Auntie Em, Auntie Em, it's a twister, is Larry Stuffy Beach. Stuffy is now the illustrious president of the NRA and author of their famous motto, If you don't behave, we're gonna take ya into a dark alley and gut ya! This seems to make even the most fanatical members keep their hands to themselves! Brian Elmore now presides in Salt Lake City where it is rumored he has become and avid Morman with five wives. Between heartfelt halleluyahs he simply explains it was to make up for all his lost time in high school. After spending five years in New York City studying at the New York School of Culinary Arts, Jackie Willson, is head chef at the Wagon Wheel Cafe where she and her thirteen children work daily. Bexton and Misty Carlisle, our high school lovebirds, have founded a school for wayward children. They run the school on the same schedule they practiced in high school - three days a week with three hours off for lunch. Monique Munro is now a member of the World Wrestling Federation. She can be found knee deep in jello every Saturday night at the Short Saloon. Monique says she got all her best moves from a high school wrestler she once knew. Ivan Jardee is now the town cop in Ekalaka. This allows him to still cruise the streets every night, but they still make him pay for his gas. Deann Blair is now the bestselling author of the book Everything You Wanted to Know About my Life, But Missed in Study Hall. Michelle Stevens and Mish Speelmon have founded a revolutionary new business. They've combined a nursing home with a preschool. Michelle is the executive director in charge of entertainment, and Mish cleans up after their messes. James Nazi Nies is now on safari in Germany with his Indian, Buddhist wife searching for the legendary six foot rabbits. Fruit's Service Kep-adr ZZ5-65-12 E l fc . MT 24 THANK YOU!

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SENIOR WILLS I, Misty Lynn Sparks, being of sound mind and almost able body, will the parts of my orange (pumpkin) pickup to Scott Laird. If he don't slow down, he's going to need them. I, Lisa Louise Mauch, being of incomprehensible mind and body, will my laugh to Nikki Ehret, my muscular physique to my wimpy brother Sean, and my height to Josh Stieg so he never has to walk on his tip-toes again. I, Jacqueline Rae Willson, being of incomprehensible mind and body, will my ability to work at three different jobs at one time to my sister, Jimi, so that she can afford to buy clothes for her and my mother to wear. I also will her my binoculars so she can keep up on the neighbors T.V. shows. I, Robert John Johnstone, will my ability to give Mrs. Frye a hard time to Tod Larson and some of my hair to Mr. Niccum so he can use his diamond-studded brush set more often. I, Bexton Eric Carlisle, being of sound mind and never willing body will my ambition to Scott Mackay because someone has to keep up the tradition! I, Donald Damian (Hornet, Sniffer, Hummer, Scratch n1 Sniff, Virginia, Dog, Puppy Chow, Demon, Aquaman, Train, Purina, Tuna, Pork Chop, Ironman) Hughes, being of perverted mind and hard body will to Dusty Fix my numerous variety of nicknames. To my brother Bryan, I will my extraordinary record of tardies and to Julie Bruski and Amy Speelmon, I will my expertise in creative writing. I, Melainie Dawn-Rae Talkinqton, will my ability to skip school on Mondays and still keep on Tug's good side the rest of the week to Elton LaBree-the trick is to smile a lot and never tell him what you were really doing! I, Larry Lewis Beach, will what ever to whoever needs it. Except my ability to B.S. you all, that I leave to Nicole Ehret. You need it Nic!! To Scott Mackay, I will my ability to never study and to blow almost everything off. Good Luck Scott!! I, Ivan Douglas Jardee, being of absolutely no mind and very energetic body, will my 53 football jersey to James Elmore since he is the only one who can fill it out. I, Lance William Loehdinq, being of dirty mind and flexible body, will my ability to go out with a different girl every week, to my little brother Ryan and anyone else who feels the need to go steady! I, Karen Marie Kreitel, being of befuddled mind, will my ability to lose half of the important stuff that I got blamed for to Laurie, Marcia, and Dean. I also will my ability to star in Mr. D's soap opera, The Young and Incredibly Sleepy to Marcia. I, Bert Brian Elmore, being of delapidated mind and unfit body, will everything, which is nothing, to anybody who can handle it. Oh, I also will my good year tire to Tod Larson. I, Deann Linnea Blair, being of devious mind and what body will my wonderful ability to be so nice to everyone to my favorite freshmen Amy Speelmon-I know you won't have to work to hard! I, John William Ward, will my ability to palm basketballs to Josh Stieg, my experience of playing every position but one in football and never have the same number to anyone who thinks they can handle it. And the ay I act a little crazy during basketball games I will to Paul and Quentin. I, Michelle Rae Stevens, will my ability to collect a wide variety of boyfriends without even trying, to Amy Speelmon-just sit back and they'll come around! I, Monique Monte Munro. being of questionable mind and minute body, will my ability to survive my many encounters with the gravel roads to Scott Laird. I only wreck my body, not my cars! I, James Nazi Nies, of a demented and totally stoked mind, will to Paul my bad attitude so he can be hated by the head basketball coach next year. To Shaun Neece, I will the three part series to Psyche I, Jamie Diane Bredinq, being of sound mind and body will not being able to talk three-fourths of the time to anyone who thinks they can handle it. I also will not having to go to school all day to those poor souls who are stuck here all day, everyday, I, Caralea Michele Speelmon, will my ability not to pull every string I see to Joanne Bruski, and to Julie, Janell, and Amy my new book- 265 Ways to Read my Lips. I, Jess Ryon Lehman, being of week mind and strong back, will my ability to get out of study hall for no reason to the Junior boys, and to work as hard as I did and still get on the honor roll also to the Junior boys. We, Monique Munro and Michelle Stevens, being of outragious mind and tired body, will our ability to always start trouble but never have Mr. Tuggle blame us for it to the upcoming freshmen. Give him that I didn't do it look and innocent smile. ' THAME YOU! A A Stieg- EEaUEa. MT Z7S-6-H8