Carter County High School - Medicine Rock Yearbook (Ekalaka, MT)

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PROPHECY Good evening Ekalaka! We're here on the station that rocks, the station that never stops. We're rockin' in the year two thousand, that's a big 2-0-0-0, and you've got the Mauch talk coming over the line and I feel good! OW! I've got a special treat for all you crazy folks our there--WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE CLASS OF '89? No don't tell! Yes the time has come and we're gonna fly and I mean high, back into the past—There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Back to those crazy kids you thought you knew so well. The first stop, on our rockin' hop, Auntie Em, Auntie Em, it's a twister, is Larry Stuffy Beach. Stuffy is now the illustrious president of the NRA and author of their famous motto, If you don't behave, we're gonna take ya into a dark alley and gut ya! This seems to make even the most fanatical members keep their hands to themselves! Brian Elmore now presides in Salt Lake City where it is rumored he has become and avid Morman with five wives. Between heartfelt halleluyahs he simply explains it was to make up for all his lost time in high school. After spending five years in New York City studying at the New York School of Culinary Arts, Jackie Willson, is head chef at the Wagon Wheel Cafe where she and her thirteen children work daily. Bexton and Misty Carlisle, our high school lovebirds, have founded a school for wayward children. They run the school on the same schedule they practiced in high school - three days a week with three hours off for lunch. Monique Munro is now a member of the World Wrestling Federation. She can be found knee deep in jello every Saturday night at the Short Saloon. Monique says she got all her best moves from a high school wrestler she once knew. Ivan Jardee is now the town cop in Ekalaka. This allows him to still cruise the streets every night, but they still make him pay for his gas. Deann Blair is now the bestselling author of the book Everything You Wanted to Know About my Life, But Missed in Study Hall. Michelle Stevens and Mish Speelmon have founded a revolutionary new business. They've combined a nursing home with a preschool. Michelle is the executive director in charge of entertainment, and Mish cleans up after their messes. James Nazi Nies is now on safari in Germany with his Indian, Buddhist wife searching for the legendary six foot rabbits. Fruit's Service Kep-adr ZZ5-65-12 E l fc . MT 24 THANK YOU!

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Crazy Karen Kreltel is challenging Mrs. Mike Tyson to a nine round bout of furious name calling. She owes her experience in this sport to the Carter County FF A Chapter. Damian Hughes and Lance Loehdinq own and operate their own night- club where you can catch their nightly dance routine, hip thrusts and all, to their newest album The Squeak and Scratch Rap.” Due to his keen sense of smell, Damian hires out on weekends as a wine expert. He boasts he can tell the difference between a red and a rosa from fifty yards away. After leaving high school Robby Johnstone had a deeply religious experience that changed his life forever. He now co-hosts the ever popular television show, Let's Talk About It With Tammy Faye and Robby.” Due to her interest in photography, Melainie Talkinqton went on to become the top photojournalist in the National Enquirer's History. Though her subjects are many and varied, her favorites are cats and dogs. On the way to her job as a nanny in Boston ten years ago, Jamie Breding was sidetracked in the airport by a very vehement Mooney, and now she runs through airports ail over the world yelling Peace and love, brothers and sisters! and handing flowers to everyone she meets. John Ward, and his ever faithful right hand man, Jess Lehman, now coach the LA Lakers. During the off season, John can usually be found at the Old Stand every Sunday doing his Janitorial duties. Jess, on the other hand, spends his free time back at the family ranch tending to his herd of cows and his 14 kids he and his little woman are raising. Well, that pretty much wraps it up except for yours, truly, Lisa Mauch, who you can find every weekend here on P-A-S-T, PAST FM 89. Bringing you the tunes you groove to, and the gossop that moves you. So good-bye to the class with class, number 89 in your programs, but number one in your hearts. And now returning you to the country's best music, it’s the Graduates doing their newest hit, we're Outa Here! {B£J r X.U «SL THANK YOU! Lende's Accounting’ and Insurance ELalaLa. Mt 77S-6-I89 1. Karen Kreitel 2. Larry Beach 3. Michelle Stevens 4. Ivan Jardee 3. Deann Blair 6. Damian Hughes 7. Lance Loehding 8. Lisa Mauch 9. Bexton Carlisle 10. Brian Elmore 11. Mish Speelmon 12. James Nies 13. Jess Lehman 14. Jamie Breding 15. Monique Munro 16. Misty Sparks 17. Melainie Talkington 18. John Ward 19. Jackie Willson 20. Robby Johnstone