Carter County High School - Medicine Rock Yearbook (Ekalaka, MT)

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DIXIE - Has won all the further queen contests she's been in. Dixie, also known as Secretary of -------State of the U.S. had to go into politics with Cathy Castleberry; you see, they need to be together so they can giggle. The senators say that this has been the happiest Presidency in history. VICKI - tes beat Chanrayne James' P.R.C.A. Barrel Racing records. 9ie married a saddle bronc -------rider and they take their 5 kids to all the little britches rodeos. I guess that keeps her busy, but not as busy as she is when she's landing her 4,000 sheep back on her grandna and granapa's Chalk Butte Ranch. GERALD - Weekend Warrior became a drill sergeant for the National Guard. He is so tou i he can 3iew nails and spit barbed wire. Hien he joined the Guard, everything he had was shot, so they made a bionic man out of him. He now is in the diinness Book of World Records for being the only man to clirrb a 100 foot rope ladder with one arm. RHOtCA - Using her intelligence and knowledge, studied and studied at Harvard U. She invented a -----cure for AIDS. This extremely rare knowledge and intelligence made her a multi-millionaire. She boucfrt Iraq and Iran and told both couitries that if they didn't shyt-ip and quit fighting they would have to leave. Does that sand familiar to anyone who had 4Wl period study hall?! BILL - Went through Vinapolis with highest honors in his class. Being invisible has been a blessing for him. It has made him the highest paid spy the U.S. has. Not to mention the millions he's attained from giving himself to scientific study. Besides being rich, he married a Terrier studette and they've had 5 boys. The shortest one is 6'4 . MOOSE - With his ability with nusic sings for his own rock group, Moose and the Jakes, vf® are world reknown. With his running ability he has won the New York and Boston Marathons. Being the last of the Qjades, he has to be back in Ekalaka every morning to deliver papers. KAREN - Is the president of Shannon's daycare franchise. She donates all the money frcm her sax- aphone concerts to needy children all over the world. She has attended 4 different presidents banquets for her kind and devoted work. TCM - Went to the Army, came heme and married Ananda. He later became co-owner of Ekalaka Repair and Nfctcabe Farms. He's almost got enough money to get that operation he|s always wanted. Reducing his lips to normal size. I guess just recently he was out to his folks and broke his leg again herding sheep. J.O. - Got a patent on velcro mittens and retired frcm the ranch on Beaver Flats. He has a few head of sheep arotnd his mansion to keep the lawn down and also for new technological advancements for his mittens. Seme say he should hire a scientist to do the study, but J.O. prefers doing all the work himself. LANCE - Cane out of college as a 1 draft for the pros. The Broncos got him and fired Roulon Jones. For initiation the Broncos coach let the rookies hit Roulon as hard as they could. Well, Lance broke 9 of Roulon's ribs, broke his helmet, knocked his teeth out, and Roulon was inconscious for two days. Vfien he woke up they fired him and put Lance in his spot. He is breaking all the defensive tackle records in the N.F.L. and has played in the pro- bcwl 14 times. By pick Higgins 19

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CLASS PROPFECY DICK - First of all, about me. I souc it after a lifelong dream and went undercover for the F.B.I.'s national headquarters in Washington, D.C. I was curious about my old classmates, so I had my secretary pull all their government files and records. After all, it's been 2D years since we graduated. I spend my evenings visiting the Secretary of State of the U.S. and being a stand-up comedian at parties. Say, have you heard about the catfish in Ft. Reck?! OWD - (Skinny) He had made it to the army, became a 3 star Brigadier General and retired by selling his used car collection. He also spends a lot of time down at the local bowling alley explaining to his buddies how he was the greatest party animal back on the streets of Ekalaka. HARK - (Eagle Eyes) has become the top outfitter in the state of Montana. Yes, his eyes can spot game at 50 miles away if the weather's clear. Minnesota hunters call him Danger . That's because no matter how dangerous it is, he always gets his prey. He also teaches night classes at Willard U. on Shakespeare. Seme say he's been caught sleeping in class. ROCHELLE - (Moaner) went to Sheridan College, played basketball and was Sheridan's best player in the history of its college women's basketball. She went on to be a secretary and fell in love with her boss. She lives happily married with a baby and her hair over here. CATHY - Ms. President, had gone to Concordia on a full ride music scholarship. Then she went on to be the first lady President. In her spare time she plays drums for Van Halen. CALVIN - The new white boy on the 76ers . He attended Georgetown for two years when the pros knew he was good material for the Big Leaguers. The 76ers offered him the best salary of any other team, Porsch and a condo, so he took the offer just to be polite. LISA - After learning the proper art of writing in Ftyrtle's class, Lisa came to be the most reknewned gossip columnist in the U.S. Her company puts out Lisa's Point of View. Yes, it's a higher selling magazine than Time or Newsweek. By the way, Lisa, Lance said that one story in your magazine isn't true. SHAWON - (Pickles) fell in love with children and started a daycare center franchise. She has thousands of baby-sitter houses all over the U.S. The ccnpany name is Shamy's Kids. COLLEEN - Became a beautician, bought out Mary Kay cosmetics, and travels around the world selling her makeup. She also changed the name of her cosmetics from Mary Kay to Colleen Rae. DELBERT - Has taken over Johnny Fever's spot on WKRP in Cimcinati. He was awarded the top BTsc Jockey in the U.S. Ch his vacations from WKRP, he deals cards at the Palimino in Vegas. Fumy as it is, when he gets a.chance to go on a skiing vacation, he still falls asleep in the bathroom and misses his ride. JUSTIN - Has won the P.R.C.A. calf roping charpionship 5 times in a row. He now has retired and puts on two schools. Roping and Walking. Both are a success. JON - After he got over Louis LaMour's death, he started writing John Kreitel Books. They are autobiographies of his life back in the west when men tried their best to find a ves - well, you know the rest! DAWN - Has started her own travel agency information bootn. She has information on any place you want to go. This knowledge is stored in her head from her own traveling experiences. 18

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CLASS WILL I, CHAD WILLIAM BIMFIELD, being of boggled mind and unsound body, will my ability tx never do homework at home, seldom pay attention in class, NEVER study for a test, and still pass to Bexton Carlisle. So far you have them all don but the passing part. To David Beach I will my carefree attitude. ’ You're just too intense sometimes. I, MARK PHILIP BRUSKI, being calm, cool and collected, will my ability to get along with the M3B or Clan for a week at a time (I don't think they could handle two weeks in a row) to George Ding- felder, John Wand, and anyone else who wants this position. I, ROCHELLE LEIGH MOWER CARLISLE, will my slim and trim physique to Dearm Dogeater Blair and will good times in Red Lodge to Bev Bmper Carter, like the ones we had in Ekalaka. I'll miss ya'. I, CATHY JO CASTLEBERRY, will my basketball ambers, 34 and 35, to Mish Speelmon even though it's against my better judgement to let you play. BE CAREFUL! I also will my ability to stay out of trouble and still have fun to Carla Markuson and Misty Sparks. It is possible. Pud! I, CALVIN RAY DEAN, being of quick-thinking excuses and full of bargaining power, will my inique abilit to talk Neil Slick Kittlanan out of traffic tickets and not even letting my parents find out about it to Carter Elmore and Misty Sparks. Noo Knocj Y70rn » 9 I, LISA MAE EfrERY, will my best buddy Mickie Rae Lamphere to anyone who thinks they can handle as much fin as I did during my last two years of high school. Thanks, Mic! I. RICHARD DORAN HIGGINS, being of sound body and stout mind, will my ability to not take a sip of alcohol in my high school career to anyone who can retract pressure. I also will my ability to take the blame for everything whether I'm guilty or not to anyone who has the guts to handle it. I, SHAMtiN KAY HUTCHINSON, will one of my red shirts to Kenton Santa Claus Peabody so he can carplete his Christmas suit! I, COLLEEN RAE HUTTON, will my ability to miss half my senior year and NOT get kicked out to Jackie Juicy Willson. I. DELBERT EUGENE JARDEE, will my photogenic rear-end to Todd Pubert Ziettlow, and my ability to crash and bum several times in my high school years to anyone who thinks they can handle the responsibilities and still live to talk about them. I. JUSTIN JAMS JONSTONE, being of. sand mind and body, will my ability to never be on time for any class and always be fashionably late for everything to Carter Elmore. I also will my ability to do things I shouldn't and never get caught during high school to anyone who can handle it. I. DAW MARIE KORNEYCHJK, will my ability to get studyhall first period two years in a row and then never get to school before 8:30 except for a very rare few to anyone who has enough talent to do so. I. JON EDWARD KREITEL, being of sound mind and body, will my ablilty to go out and party on school nights without my parents knowing to anyone who gets in trouble for partying. I, DIXIE LEE LABREE, will my heavy foot on the gas pedal to my little brother, Elton. It gives you more time to fix your hair, bro. 20