Carter County High School - Medicine Rock Yearbook (Ekalaka, MT)

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Holy mackerel, thirty pages of history raad. Ho, hum. If only I had that diploae I wouldn’t hers to ooas to study hall any aors. Oh wall, guess I'll Just take fort-y w-l-n-k-s.... Sure beats anything I ever saw...this country South of the Border....seems to be some mystery about,...Oh, yes, now someone has told as. The question aoet oftsn asked any wore Is Why do all Inhabitants of Old Mexico turn out olad in black shawls every year on the 9th of April? Well, they are mourning the death of the greatest bullfighter of all times, FRANCES BRENCE. May she rest in peace. DONALD BOGGS, who hated to talk so bad Is now en- gaged in teaching sign language at the Deaf and Dumb School In Baker, Montana. Who ever thought they would come to this. Hsre sits LEE CASTLEBERRY and COiJJiAN MZYER In a subway of New York shooting craps to see who will steal the next can of snuff. You all remember GLADYS WARD CHAPMAN as a soda Jerk during her high school days, don't you? Well, she's still a Jerkin' on her dairy farm In the Ozarks. Some peculiar things have happened since our school days. Hare ia ORVA CLOCKS IN torch singing In Dmnp- eey's Club at Greet Falls. BEVERLY GUNDLACH is now sole owner of 5,000 head of prize sheep of which she is very proud. There's your chance, men. BOYNE (HJNDLACH Is sick with the gout. When the doctors told him that high Ilfs was the cause of his affliction, he moved from the 20th story of the a pire State Building into the second basement. KARL GUNDLACH, whose ambition was to become a pro- fessor of mathematics has started out by teaching the first graders of Opeechee Park School how to add on their fingers and toes. LKLAND GUNDLACH took to the Navy again and la spending a 20-year lap In the brig because he was caught playing mumblely peg on K-P. Hls hopes of re- tirement are well In hand. SHIRLEY GUNDLACH and BONNIE WATKRLAND are serving as models for Ed Millar'a cartoons In the Hygiea Maga- zlnf. They are perfect specimens of how healthy woman should not look. The chief calling card of the Barnum and Bailey circus le VIRGINIA GUNDLACH, who Is the beBt hog call- er since Edward A. Wright had hla place in the show. JDMCE HUBBARD Is taking the place of Howard Hughes surrounded by bathing beauties. This can't be! But It surely is. LYLENE HUBBARD, a feminine Brigham Young. She has been married 15 times and at the age of 40, has taken a Job In EARL KREITEL'S Burlesque Theater In San Francisco. MkRLIE LaBRKE la now the dignified performer and owner of Dig Me, Daddy Opera House at Tee Dee. That (T. D.) Is her home town as you mil know. BETTY JEAN MARTENS Is now the calm, sedate Justice of the United States Supreme Court. She Juat issued a court order declaring all teachers insane and subject to the electrio chair. Kind-hearted JUNE MoLEOD would naturally try this. She is down by the sea shore trying to talk the Star- fish out of being so cruel to the oysters. KEITH MKNAK Is now a great clock maker who spends half of every day in Jail because the clanging, chim- ing, ringing, and crowing of hls clocks ien they strike the hour of midnight, wake up the neighbor- good for miles around. Beoauss of a serious fall BENNY PADDKN lost his Job aa Jail warden. Ha fall aalsep on the Job. Who would have thought It? JOY PEABODY won the 1970 beauty oontaat for Miss America. She now has a very trim figure and is engaged in aiding those who wish to reduce by teaching caleethanics. Bara we see the feminine cyclotron, known In high school days aa GLORIA SCHWZIGERT. The Human race can no longer offer any competition, so shs is now wrest- ling with the gorillas in Africa. VIRGINIA SCHWUGERT Is our bast exampls of a self- made woman; aha puts on more rouge, lipstick, ays blackening, fingernail polish, powder, hair dye and perfume than any other woman known. DAISY- SHUFFIELD we now see aa head usher at the New York Grand Opera House for Hillbillies. This way she sees the performances free, when she Isn't busy boun- cing. LEO STERNS Is now e broken-hearted man. He sold his old Model A to the Chicago aueeum as the greateet relic of old times, and hasn't been the same since.He shouldn't have parted with it. Yes, he's a big burly sparring master. EDWARD STUART spends hie time out in the chicken house giving pointers to hls game cooks, who put on an annual fighting exhibition at Camp Crook, which is attended by millions of people. This le e daring Job which BETTY LEE SUMMERS has taken up. She is teaching rules of ettiquets to tha cannibals of Queensland, Australia. I naver thought ahe would approve of this. Yee, It's PHYLLIS TAYLOR leading the old Stolo belief that we should eat, drink and be marry to da}, for tomorrow we may die. Tha U. S. Chief Justice la In absolute ayapatby with her. LOYD TOWNSEND was the victim of an experiment with the new Human Jet Projector of WILLARD PADDKN’S. Willy waa ao proud of hls new invention that he had Loyd look It over to see what he thought of It. Loyd promptly stuck hls foot where It didn't belong and aa a result, he is spending a long and lonely life on Mars where life Is prolonged to five times its average span. PRIOR IS WATERLAND la now employed by the Institu- tion for over-aged alligators, where ahe works full time aa a dentist and optometrist. The last anyone has heard of WANDA WATERLAND, ah waa Quean for a Day in IXiffy’s Tavern. It is hard to tall what has happened to her since then. VXRN WELCH'S voice haa changed to a very high pitch lately. He la now top tenor at St. Abbey's Cathedral In London. Oh! For orimlny eakes, this is tha way all of my study hall periods go! I've got to stop this day- dreaming and find someone with a History crib , there le only seven minutes left to gat my lesson done.

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£MJOR WILL Friend», we hare asked you to gather here to heed our last vlll and testament. We, the class of 1948, In the city of Dt laka, the county of Carter, and the state of Montana, being in a rery good mood, make this our final vlll and testa- ment, rendering void any previous vlll or vllls that might have been made before by us. To the class of 1949 ve leave our most important possessions: Our self-contentment, our importance, and our wisdom, of which ve hare a great amount. In addition to this ve leave our rights and privileges as seniors. The class of 1950 has full possession of our pa- tience. Having ownership of this is the only way you will be able to endure the sophomores next year. To the class of 1951, whose greenness has worn off, go our luck, which made us what ve are today. We leave a road map to the class of 1952 so that they may find their vsy over from the grade school and also find their way to clasaes after they arrive. To the members of the faculty,' ve leave our moet sincere appreciation for having the patience to tol- erate us during the paet four yeare. The individual requests are: DONALD BOCOS leaves that habitual excuse slip to Clarence Hovley. TRANCES BRUCE leaves her half-lntereet In Baker to Phyllis Lambert. LEI CASTLEBERRY will» his slyness to John Neece. Maybe there will be goats in school next year too. Sven though OHVA CLOCKSIN cannot leave her red hair and ability to draw, she wills a small chunk of her ambition to John Brown. Dorothy Ward now has possession of one of BEVERLY GliNDLACH'S white boots of her cheerleading costume. Xi L GCNDLACH vllle his vhole-hearted interest In school to Ronald Pur dun. hELAMD OUNLLACH leaves his patience vith the world to Peggy Meade. SHIRLEY GUNTLACH wills her interest in physical education to Jennie Boggs. To the chairman of next year's proa committee go VIRGINIA GUNDLACH'S artistic ideas. JIMMIE HUBBaRD leaves hit black hair and brown eyes to Red Storey. LYLEN1 HUBBARD willingly leaves her height to Glen Aekln. The night life of EARL EREITXL as mimeograph opera- tor is left to Norman Malnqulet. MARLII LA BREE leaves her little turned up nose to David Gross because he llkee it eo veil. Willard Crldl nd is now owner of BETTY JEAN MAR- TEN'S friendly disposition. JUNE MC LX3D wills her ability to agitate a point In class to Eddie Blschoff. COLEMAN MEYER vllle his Interest in typing I to lenny Pulse. E1ITH MRXAK leaves his monologue in American Gov- ernment class to Wsyne Anderson. BENNY PADDEN, BOYNE OUNDLaCH. and LOYD TOWNSEND leave s warning to any barber-minded people to get a license before they begin. WILLARD PaDDEN vllle his big strong muscles, which he is always shoving off, to Junior Melum. JOY PEABODY is happy to vlll her weight-gaining secret to Charlotte Burch. GLORIA SCHWEIGERT vllle her place In the ring ae a wreetler to Carol Padden. DAISY SHU771 ELD sadly gives up her cud of gun to anyone who might want it. It le under the table in the shorthand room as gum-chevlng Isn't allowed in there. Even though LBJ STERNS has sold his green pick up, he leaves the fun he has had in It to Ruth Malmquist. EDWARD STUART wills his ability to blush at the right time to David Mrnak. BETTY LEI SUMMERS leaves Just a few of her dark brown locks to Maxine Hubbard. PHYLLIS TAYLOR leaves her worn-out alarm clock to Ted Waterland. Here's hoping It assists you about 8:30 in the mornings. GLADYS WARD CHAPMAN leaves all her old boy friends to the Junior girls. Schubach. BONNIE WATERLAND and VIRGINIA SCHWEIGERT, who plan to take up a course in Home Economies, will their four yeare of English to two of next year's freshmen. WANDA WATERLAND kindly leaves her bashfulnees to Barbara Oundlach. VLRN WELCH wills his originality in writing history essays to Hale‘Stuart.

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 J. Brown J. Cooper J. Boggs The class of 1949 entered Carter County High School three yeare ago with lire. Jessica Hunt guiding then through the freahaan year as spon- sor. Clarence Rowley was naned president; Ulkle Gross, vice presi- dent; and Jill Cooper, secretary- treasurer Jill was the freahaan candidate for Hoaeooalng queen and caae in a close seoond in i ueen Celia's court. Benhard Neiai was sophoaore spon- sor, and the following served as class officers: Bruce Teigen, pres- ident; Hazel Suaners, vice presi- dent; and Clarence Rowley, secre- tary-treasurer For Hoaeooning queen the class chose Phyllis Tates. Shirley Cund- lach reigned the night of Homecom- ing. a. rigg D. Gross D. Meade