Carmel High School - Ramparts Yearbook (Carmel, NY)

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CONCLUSION Those of you that are fortunate enough to have obtamed a copy of the 51 Carmellan wlll IUIIIICCIISICIN recognlze the wisdom of thx Concluslon I feel there fore that no CXPIHHHIIOII IQ necessary True a few preoccupled ZlI1C3I'Ifl3Xld under classmen may rush back to thelr home rooms thmkmg lt IS the latest IQSUC of the ulll or at least the june 1ssue of Play boy No matter These students bemg too low brow to recene the tremendou benefit from such a publlcatlon wlll lab suffer an mtense ffllgfalfle headache four pages ln and tbl flung the book out the wmdow So that takes care of them Thls leaves a number of student who because of their superlor lntelllgence wlll tal see mstantly the brllllant satlre that ls contained wlthm these covers tbl cur e themselyes soundly for haung been ln the Girls Room or Boys Room when the Carmellan was handed out and lcl howl all the way through By the tlme they wlll have reached thls COHCIUQIOD thelr mmds wlll hate been condltloned to accept such thlngs wlthout questlon They wlll have become one of us And we dont need any explanatlon of a concluslon do we? So the sooner you get It through your kaduglsteen that there won t be any explanatlon the better and that s fmale now' CIIPCSI Carmellan IS Satlre I happen to llke thls theme very much Whv9 Because the end result made me laugh and I am rather fond of laughlng Fortunately many people love to laugh at the same thlngs I do that IS to say we are all completely lnsane So to counteract thls we try to polnt out some of the absurdltles of mankmd through the med1um of satlre In a world where thmgs get a shade r1d1culous at tlmes satlre IS a very lmportant thlng to mental health It lets a llttle of the alr out of people and thmgs who take themselves too serlously and deserve to be brought back down to earth It also brmgs everyone a good healthy laugh 1nto the bafgam The 57 Carmellan IS an example of pure and honest sat1re mlxed ln Wlth the tradltlonal plctorxal hlstory of the past year whlch for many of us IS the last year at Carmel Hrgh Edlted brllhantly by Helen Chrlstensen and drawn hysterlcally by Bob Pearlman Lucy Bly and Llz Woodward the combmed efforts of the entlre yearbook staff cannot be pralsed hlghly enough And even then wlth all the work put lnto lt the Carmellan would never have been posslble wlthout the superb handllng and supervlslon of our yearbook advlsor Mr Colcord We salute you In closlng let us remember that someone once sald Laughter IS the best fI'1CdlClIlC It IS a true fact that a frlend of mme had an acquamtance who fell into poor health and proceeded to declme a llttle each day untll the doctors could do nothlng for hlm Lpon bemg told that the patlent was beyond medlcal help my friend called one day at hls bedside and on a hunch told hun-a very funny joke he had just heard regard mg three wlld anlmals and a man who played the YlOl1l'l ' As he reached the punch lme the pale man opened hls eyes and laughed for the flrst tlme m months Color returned to h1S face and would you bellese lt? wlthm forty elght hours he was dead The laughter had overtaxed hlm Thls shows how much the guy knew who sald laughter IS the best medlclne Ha It seems pomtless to go on because I thmk I have covered the subject adequately and also because we are runnlng out of paper Those wlshlng to read the end of thls concluslon will fmd lt twxth a fme magmfymg glass! on the edge of thls page ln Sanskrlt The body of my message has been put across by now anyhow, whlch IS simply that the yearbook 15 my favorlte pastlme lNext to glrlsl and I hope you have enjoyed the '57 Carmehan as much as I dxd I bolled mme for dmner 'This joke IS available on request H 77 n. I ' - ' 7 ,- . vj , - - . . A.M .S H K. .,, . - BBQ ' 75 - l 55 A Y vkgy 1 ' M 4 ,- - Y S . S g . . - . N . x S7 V n M . L . . . . . . I, . . M . .M . -. . L S , , 7' ' SL ' 77 Li Y 77 1 Q 1 7 q n Where was I? Oh, yes, the conclusion. For the uninformed the theme of the ,57 . . 6, . ,, . . 9 - L I 9 , . . . . . . 3 7 , y . , . . , I , 7 A A I A , o n 1 A 0 1 ' S6 ' ' ' 97 , . . . . - - 7 - T- ' ' . 9 ' Y V Q . N . - - as 4 si ' ' ,

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Mr Wllllam Ackerman Qtanlex Adam Mr and Nlr Herbert Alexander Alplne Park Re taurant MHFJOTIQ Anderson Mr and Hr John Atkms Barbara and Carolyn Auch Mr Herman Auch Mr and vlrs Herman Auch Edwm F Aubry Mr and 'Vlr John Aurstl Paullne Aurwtls Mr and Mrs Clarence Au tln Lester Austln Mr and 'Vlrs Frank Barbarlta Paula Barr Mr and 'Vlrs Ludwlg Barres Mlss Barbara Bass Lucllle Bass Mr and Vlrs 'VIark Bass Mr and Mrs Howard Baxter and Mrs Edson Bennett and Mrs Edson Bennett Jr Blble and Mrs Eugene Frsher Mrs N R Blackie Mr and Mrs David Blau Mr Wllllam Blelt Jr Jack Block Bloomberg s Food Market Mr and Mrs Bloomer Mr and Mrs Wllllam Bolla Mr and Mrs John Bowers Wayne and Deborah Brandt Dr A L Bumn Mr and Mrs Joseph Burchetta Mr Howard Burdlck Phlllp Buxbaum III Mr and Mrs Andrew BUZZ1 Mr and Mrs Angelo Capetta Carmel Farm Supply Co Carmel Market Carmel SCTVICC Center Mr and 'Vlrs Alfred Carona F. F Carpenter Mr Kathryn G Casey Joseph Casey John R Cassel Arthur Clark Mr and Mrs Codrmgton NICK L Colavlto Mr and Mrs John Cole Mr F Colonnese Mr and 'VIrs Lawrence Connolly Dick and Murlel Cormsh Cotton Tall Patty Covell Mr and Mrs A Cummmgs Mrs Curtz Mr and Mrs Alfred Dahm Mr and Mrs Al Davldson Mr and Mrs Bordeo D321 VlOl3 Dembltz PA TRONS Nlr and 'Vlr Albert De Rosa Ur and 'Vlr Charles De Rosa 'Hr and Urs Damel De Rosa Damel and Ronny De Rosa Mr and 'Vlr Michal De Rosa Dlck and Pat 'Vlr and 'Vlr Ralph D1 Gloria Mr and 'Vlrs Frederlck Dlll Mary Ann Doherty Mr and Mr Paul Dolan 'Vlr and 'Vlr Damel Donato Frances Donegan 'Vlr and Mrs John Drnek Jr T1m Dwyer Mr and Mr George Edme Fels Lakeslde Kennels and Mrs Fellemen John Fllllpplnl and Mrs George Flscher and Mrs Edward Fltzpatrlck and Mrs James Flanagan MISS LOUISE Freured Mr and Mrs Joseph Gaul Mr and Mrs Dan1elGent1le Rlchard Gentlle Sal Gentlle E Adele and S Gervals Ray Goodman Mr and Mrs Harold Greenwood Mr and Mrs John Grolss Mr and Mrs Royce Hall Arthur C H3m1ll0D Mr and Mrs John Handy Mr and Mrs Joseph Hauth Pamela Henderson Ann Hennlng Jean Heslm Mr and Mrs Peter Heslln Mr Raymond Hlggs Mr and Mrs Charles Hrll Nancy and Judy HOpklHS Josephme Horak Mr and Mrs Henry Horn Mr and Mrs Wllllam Howell Mr and Mrs George Hudson MISS Shlrley Hudson Max Huber and Mrs J Iaselll Edwln Jantz and Mrs Joseph Jacomo Mary Johnson Karl s Food Market Mr and Mrs Towner Kent Mrs Bradford Klock Wllllam F Knetage Koehler and Mrs Edward Kolpln and Mrs Donald Krack Mr and Mrs George Krack Mr and Mrs George Krauss Mr and Mrs F Kruppel Mrs Mane Kughler 1 S. ll . A - . A 5, g 1 . . s. ' A ' u A H N I' . . 1 s. ' ' , A 5, 1' '5 L . l S. ' . 1 . ' - A s. ' . 1 . ' Mr. . . Mr, . . . . ' Mr. . ' . L . l Mr. . ' . . . Mr. . Rev. and Mrs. Beimler Mr. and Mrs. William Forste Mr. . ' ' Mr. . . . . Mr. ' . . ' ' Mr. . ' ' ' M' ' Mr. - Mr. . . ' Mr. ' ' . . I ' Mr. . ' Mr. . ' Mr. . ' . - . . Mr. .