Carbon High School - Carbon Yearbook (Price, UT)

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Doro+lny's Diary Jan. 27: Staten tests for hours and hours. I wore out three pencils and was suiprised to learn how much I dont know. Jun. 29: One of those good assemblies-a film .showing the fish and game of Utah. Made us all yearn for the summer time . . . Juniors buzzing around the Silver Moon and trying to keep the decoration scheme a profound secret. Feb. 7: Red-letter day. Finger-waves and new dresses-and dates . . . Sophomore im- promptu program. And then in the evening- oh, what a Prom! Feb. 14: Did you ever see so many news- papers? The Publication Dance was a !'newsy atiair, in at least two ways. Feb. QI: Delta Theta used Friendship as the theme of a great show . . . And we marched with the CCC' today and tasted cookies cooked by a CCC cook. l e11.:?X.' The Seniors Hopped-at a leap- year party. fllar. I: Somebody ought to write a song called Hlind-of-the-Term Bluesf' I wonder why everybody laughed when I told the teacher that an omelct is a charm worn around the neck in India? Jlrzr. fi: The Sophomores won the class de- bates .... Carl Olsen was cultivating his golf game. Jim: Il: Can we ever forget that tap-dane- ing fair from the B. Y. U.? Jim: olnetry 112: Naughty! Naughty! The solid ge- class sluffed. Hardy Roberts would have. only he was absent today. Jlar. IU: Solo eliminations for the contest. Jlar. QU: More eliminations. Jlar. 21: Nearly everybody eliminated now, except .lack and Cal. Nl4Z.'6llf.lf-SLU Jlar. 27: Boys and girls exchanged league programs. A rare treat for both. ,lpril Ambition will win, Saw the pivskin chasers out practicing for next season. 27 .1pr. Lee Gibson and Frank Owen mis- interpreted the balcony scene from Romeo and Julietf, .1pr. 7: W'l1y are all the seniors crowding around the bulletin case? Oh, of C0ll1'SS. It's the list of graduates. .-lpr. 9: Intramural track meet today. fWon-- der what intramural', means.j Seniors won. Jpr. Ili: Solo contests. Three Carbonettes gave out information to the visitors. Jpr. 17: More solos. More information More excitement. Trills and thrills. .lpr, IN: Regional band contest. Carbon su- premely, surpassingly. outstandingly superioru -or something like that. .-lpr. 5252: Musicians oft' for more glory in Grand Junction. .1p1'. 25: Honors for Carbon at Grand .lunc- tion and Provo. ,-lpr. 28: What! No Logan trip? Band Sheds Buckets of Tearsf, Slay Z: This was the best Girls' Day in re- corded history. Those girl teachers! That as- sembly program! That May Queen! Lylllllf 8: Our mothers came to school, but I hope they didnlt learn too much about us. .Hay 15: This was the long-awaited day of awards--medals, certificates, letters. Slay The seniors' big moment, gradua- tion. The elass planned and presented its own program, and a good one, too. Attaboy. Jiinmieg and Glen Guyrnon!

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Doro+hy's Diary Sept. 3, 1935: Ho, hum! School again. And classes the very first day of the year. Sept. 5: The new principal introduced the same old faculty-mostly. Carl Olsen, wearing a straw hat, made 387 mistakes in grammar. And we all laughed and laughed, 'cause we knowed he wasn't as ignorant as that. Byron Thompson rendered a soprano solo, Come to the Little VVhite School on the Hill. Sept. 13: The Handshake Partyfso we shaked hands. Sept. QU: That noisy boys' league! Jimmie Grecner was about worn out waving his arms for attention. Oct. Q: Goody! Goody! There was no water, and sixth and seventh periods were dismissed. The Carbonicle came out with Hot Tips -so hot that somebody got all burned up. Oct. 4: A radio was installed in the history room, and everybody tried to transfer to his- tory. Oct. 5: Football team took South High. Just one win after another. Oct. 11: Term end. Why do I get so low in Chem? . . . But anyway we beat Richfield, 12 to G. Oct. 21: Deer season. Our manly, bold hunters began to tell how big the one was they just missed. And did you hear about George Young's hunting trip? Sh! Ask Pres Sum- merhays. Oct. QQ: The downfall of Mighty Moab. Oct. 24: Teachers away to Salt Lake. How we missed them! Thatfs what you think. Oct. 29: The Chess club met for the first time-and 742 students simultaneously thought of calling the lads chess-nuts. Bright idea. Nov. 1: The Carbonettes had a circus today, and Morgan High was .stepped on by a dinosaur, and, gee, that was a good Hallowe'en dance. Nov. 8: A negro quartet in assembly imitated a ealliope like nobody's business. Nov. 11: Down to the Tabernacle and heard a fine .Armistice Day speech by the Reverend Mr. Evans. Nov. 12: Most of us went to the HBonnie,' to see Elizabeth Bergner in Escape Me Neverf' VVish I could act as well. Nov. 15: Delta Theta's great Variety Showf' Nov. 16: Another scalp for Pres Summer' hays! Jordan lost by that same old 12-to-6 score. Nov. 22: Second term becomes history. How can I take tests when the Boxelder game is to- morrow? Nov. 23: Special train to Salt Lake, to see Carbon put up a great fight against a slightly better team. Nov. 27: Mr. Thompson again starred in a faculty program . . . Thanksgiving dance in the evening. YVe felt thankful-for the vacation. Dec. IQ: The new school building is being started. VVatched the PWVA workers boil water for the concrete and was glad I could work in- doors. Dec. 20: Last day of school-until 1936. Jan. 6: Didn't seem like two weeks, I'll say. Jan. 17: Only one more semester to go now. Jan. 24: Everybody liked Superintendent Reeves' talk on accuracy, neatness, courtesy, and loyalty. I highly resolved to be a better student. Seventy-pvc

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Humor Don Watkins: I don't think education pays. Mr, Bingham: Oh. it does unless you decide to be a school teacher. 3 lb' Quentin Gardener believes all's fair in love and school. V9 tb' .Iimmia Grecner is the one man in the world that can succeed by letting things slide. J .5 Donlt be surprisedf, remarked Mrs. .Iones to Don Hansen. if you have a cold in the head. l ,'.'en th:xt's something. .5 U25 Max ,Allred sez. A girlls always one of three things: Hungry. thirty. or both. Q99 U99 Vic Silvagni sez. 'AI,ittle girls should be seen -Y aiil not hard. JV Q5 In spsaking to Calvin Simmons while in band, Nlr. YVilliams said angrily, I ean't think of any instrument worse than a saxophone. and I hop- no one else canf, 5 Q5 Dottie Dalton is so dumb she thinks a smoked hrtm is a colored actor. liut that's nothing: Kxrzna Johnson is so dumb that she thinks a gfn rick 'y is an Oriental taxicab. V59 at Ive overheard Sam Dougherty say, Lots of girls in this school look good enough to eat- :::1:l do they? YVowl,' '25 eb' Neva Ifilliams: .limmie dear, all the other m,n that I have gone with had either brains. pos'tion, good looks. or social rank, but I am gofng with you because I 'love you. Q9 Q9 Ileii 'mb.'r- -All is not sex that appeals. 65 Q25 Ivliat male faculty member is known as i'I,iza ? al '29 As I looked upon the stair, I saw a man who wasnit there. He wasn't there again today. Gosh. I wish held go away! -23 Q23 Did you hear the one about Mae Itest? H Q25 Lewis Tezak: Wvhere is the population of flarbon County most dense? Mr. Morgan: From the neck up. V9 '29 'l'ough luck, said the egg in the monastery. Out of the frying pan into the friar. V. li. Williams was exasper- all-tl by a couple of owls out- side his window one night that said 'l'o--who instead of To- IVIIFIL you -- - whom. Sf!lI'Il'd fo read ,gl ,gt this 'l'hchna Faylor sez, It,s a 11,14 ,ION mystery to mc why a girl can't Hmuqht catch a ball like a man. But .t sur.-lv a man is so much larger 1 7C'.'lS!l mem. ' . y I and easier to catch. Don t you nz nz Q, .0 cel ellen 1 T- . fi I Y. hat male faculty member is 1f'l1 .'101f md known around hozne as Hug- on git- P and 1:11070 Wig 'AI 'Ilan UTI, NI'r.'YYil'aon sez. A son i1.su:.l- lwhnl frmlpd? ly hnishzs collygc and Irs ta- ' ' l'h 'r about the same tnnc. Q5 0' III- find that whfl- Orphi Faylor was in California during th ' C'hristmas holidays. she landed a fish wsigh- inf: about 155 pounds. standfng about tive fest nine inches tall fin its sock feetj. and it has :ilrcady spoken to her parents. V53 09 Henry Ituggcri: Do you think you can make me accept evolution by teaching it in school? Q59 WIC George Young: No, my boy: they teach spell- ing in school, donlt they? Q52 ,gl YYhat's this we hear about a certain bachelor teacher getting a proposal this year and not ac- eepting? -199 '29 Dorothy Olsen sez. One wav a man can ae- quirc a nice-sized vocabulary is to marry itf, at '25 Mr. Morgan: lVhy do women hold their chins while talking? Mr, Merrill: To keep themselves from inter- rupting, I suppose. L3 Q55 Did you hear the one about the absent-minded professor who threw his cigarette into the bed, and jumped out the window? Q95 Q95 Vviggo Axelgard reaehed across the table for the fourth time for a slice of bread. His mother was annoyed, and said. f'YViggo, l1ow many times do I have to tell you to quit reaching for things like that with your hands? IVhat do you think your tongue is for? Q! ,gl lie it ever so humble. there-'s no shape like your own. Severity-se1'e11