Carbon High School - Carbon Yearbook (Price, UT)

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Mrs. Jones - t'Listen here, young man, are you the teacher of this class? Owen R.- No, I'm notf' Mrs. Jones-- Then don,t talk like an idiot. fix! Jeppson- Give me Main 4321. I-Iellog this the wife?', uYes.,' Listen, dear. Will it be all right if I bring a couple of fel- lows home for dinner tonight? Why, certainlyf, What? Certainly it will. I'd be glad to have themf, Oh, pardon me, lady. Wrong numberf, fycf Stanton- I want a pair of spec rimmed hornicles-I mean, sporn rimmed hectacles-dash it! I mean, heck rimmed spernacles- A. Menotti- I know what you mean, sir. Mr. Brown, show the gentleman a pair of rim sperned hectaclesf' fag Vincent G.: Gee, I do believe Miss Mallaney is a flirt. Jack C.: ?'Why? V. G.: 'Cause I got ten kisses on my last examf, 'il Raymond G.-I am burning with love for youf' Gene G.- Oh, don't make a fuel of yourself. ees Mr. Ottosen in chemistry class - What is steam? Frank I.- It,s water gone crazy with the heatf' Page II7 In the corner of a very crowded street car sat Peg F. who seemed greatly discomforted by the pres- sure imposed upon her by Dorthy W. who sat next to her. Turning to her weighty neighbor, the thin lady remarked, oh, so sweetly: They really should charge by weight on these cars.', To which the fat lady answered just as sweetly: But if they did, deary, they couldn't afford to stop for some persons. 'ii Owen R.- Do you know where I could get hold of Chris- tine Ross. Floyd M.- I don't know, she's awfully ticklishf, Q 5 Hey, F. Fuller. Where have you been? Ain't seen you for thirty daysf, Ain't nobody seen me for thirty days. What you been doin'? Thirty daysf, ' ix! Scotchman- There's a fine building for ye. What dac ye think of it?,' Hamilton- Say, that's noth- ing. We've got hundreds of build- ings like that. Scotchman: I expect ye have. 'Tis an asylum. ' Qc? Kenneth A.: Next to a beau- tiful girl, what do you think is the most interesting thing in the world? Mousie: When I'm next to a beautiful girl I'm not thinking about statistics. F. ii A 13311: il.-Wi' ff' Q Q. 1 Ft 333' fb fi ' sg E X' A 2.4.43 i 5 I Q. 2 gi. x. f an -3,51 if 54 rigs, P f . 1,1 y d, 255- 1 'ft ,, S - m 5 If is ' Q , 'YM S . 4. ss HEP BW .v,. 1 Ag? HSP .,,. 43:9 I. 1 1 fi eb' Ji' : 4. 1. 'K Sk ,Ha , 1.- is 535-if a.- . .,. Ei' ,. :,, 23255 phi! P' ra f , . yin .W -N QW .K s.

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Mr. Bithel: Give me a short definition of a polygonf, Andrew E.: A polygon is a dead parrot? fi! Freshman R e p 0 r t e r: Miss Heinlein, there is my Carbon re- port. Miss Heinlein: What have you written on?3' Reporter: On one side of the paperf, 'Q:5 No man,s opinion is entirely worthless. Even a watch that won't run is right twice a day. 'ifi 33 What is Boston noted for? Boots and shoesf' Correct. And Chicago?,, Shoots and'Booze. 'T X5 Joyce McKinnon: Where do all the bugs go in winter?,' Vincent H.: Search me. J. M.: No, thanks. I just wanted to knowf, fic! Mr. Clsonz I started out with the thought that the world had an opening for me. Miss Floyd: t'And you found it? Mr. Olson: Well, ratherg I'm in the hole nowf' Page II9 Q'Miss Mulliner, what in the world is the matter? I just got out of the hospital- I was operated on for appen- dicitisf' 'tWhat's that got to do with the lump on your head? A lot. They ran out of ether. fix! Mr. Bowns touring Europe on his leave of absence did not for- get the one he left behind. His son received a card from Sparta say- ing: This is the cliff from which the Spartans used to throw their defective children. Wish you were heref, 'QRS a a Judge: What's the charge? Victim: 'II-Ie stole my Austin, the pickpocket! fgef Mrs. Jones: Isn,t this an ideal spot for a picnic dinner? Merrill Ellis: 'lIt must be. Fifty million insects can't be wrongf, 73 fix! In days of old, when nights were cold, It took two fleeces from the foldg To dress a lady fair. But in these days of jazz and bob, A little silk worm does the job: With time galore to spare. a . -,V . - Q. gy:-, f , if i t gi f- ' F 7 biz Fi 1 ii? f fir- idl- ,. A . 5 41 Y- in 4 'Yi' 335: 1321 K X jst if, 'U F, ' f-:Q ilk .. r Ext iw., W, Wt .lf . lie? ' its I 13 , K 8 , . Y' - 1.