Carbon High School - Carbon Yearbook (Price, UT)

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?'What's the matter, Eggertseng you look terrible? '?My wife's on a diet. 1-Q. c Miss Siefke: Marjorie M. can you tell me what a waffle is?', M. M.: Yes,m. Itis a pancake with a non-skid treadf' EXE EXHIBITION A That girl over there shows dis- tinction in her clothesf, You mean distinctly, don't you? ' if! Frances S.: It says in the paper that a baby fed on elephant's milk gained twenty pounds in two weeks. Morgan: I don't believe it. Whose baby was it?,, F. S.: The elephant's. QQ Naida L.: I've got a cold in the head. Fredella S.: XVell, that's some- thingf, George Pjvisiting a friend in the hospital began to take an in- terest in the other patients. What are you in here for? he asked one. t'I've got tonsilitis and I've got to have my tonsils cut out, was the answer. And you? he asked another. '?I've got blood poisoning in my right arm and they're going to cut it offf' he replied. Begorra!', said Pat, in horror, this ain't no place for me. I've got a cold in my head. Page lI5 Mr. Ottenson was busily en- gaged with a spade in the mud be- side his car when a stranger hailed him. Stuck in the mud?', Oh, no!', replied Mr. Otten- son cheerily, 'tmy engine died here and 'm digging a grave for it. fisC Miss Mulliner fin grammar classD: Jack O., please tell me what it is, when I say, 'I love, you love, he loves-' Jack O.: That's one of them triangles where somebody gets shot. fcf Blacksmith: Now, Bull, I'm going to bring this horse shoe out of the fire and lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, hit it hard with a hammer. Bull did :F I :P and was fired when the black- smith recovered. fan Adamson: Do you have any trouble with shall and will? Thompson: No, the wife says you shall and I say I will.', fb! The American was a guest of Jack S. They were eating ham. Jack S. said, please pass the iam, Fatherf' Don,t say 'amf' his father scolded. Say ,am.', The mother turned smilingly to the American. They think they're saying 'am,,, she said. ' is! Mr. Garlinck: XVhat do you mean by bringing my daughter, Winnie, home at this hour?' Bill G.: Man, Igotta be at work at eight o'oclck.,, Tig. Vg, ' as it . f t 53 If gm gs 5' if? Z Ji L t N I N N' W X i , S if l' Us I I 3, 1 Kp.

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Mrs. Jones - t'Listen here, young man, are you the teacher of this class? Owen R.- No, I'm notf' Mrs. Jones-- Then don,t talk like an idiot. fix! Jeppson- Give me Main 4321. I-Iellog this the wife?', uYes.,' Listen, dear. Will it be all right if I bring a couple of fel- lows home for dinner tonight? Why, certainlyf, What? Certainly it will. I'd be glad to have themf, Oh, pardon me, lady. Wrong numberf, fycf Stanton- I want a pair of spec rimmed hornicles-I mean, sporn rimmed hectacles-dash it! I mean, heck rimmed spernacles- A. Menotti- I know what you mean, sir. Mr. Brown, show the gentleman a pair of rim sperned hectaclesf' fag Vincent G.: Gee, I do believe Miss Mallaney is a flirt. Jack C.: ?'Why? V. G.: 'Cause I got ten kisses on my last examf, 'il Raymond G.-I am burning with love for youf' Gene G.- Oh, don't make a fuel of yourself. ees Mr. Ottosen in chemistry class - What is steam? Frank I.- It,s water gone crazy with the heatf' Page II7 In the corner of a very crowded street car sat Peg F. who seemed greatly discomforted by the pres- sure imposed upon her by Dorthy W. who sat next to her. Turning to her weighty neighbor, the thin lady remarked, oh, so sweetly: They really should charge by weight on these cars.', To which the fat lady answered just as sweetly: But if they did, deary, they couldn't afford to stop for some persons. 'ii Owen R.- Do you know where I could get hold of Chris- tine Ross. Floyd M.- I don't know, she's awfully ticklishf, Q 5 Hey, F. Fuller. Where have you been? Ain't seen you for thirty daysf, Ain't nobody seen me for thirty days. What you been doin'? Thirty daysf, ' ix! Scotchman- There's a fine building for ye. What dac ye think of it?,' Hamilton- Say, that's noth- ing. We've got hundreds of build- ings like that. Scotchman: I expect ye have. 'Tis an asylum. ' Qc? Kenneth A.: Next to a beau- tiful girl, what do you think is the most interesting thing in the world? Mousie: When I'm next to a beautiful girl I'm not thinking about statistics. F. ii A 13311: il.-Wi' ff' Q Q. 1 Ft 333' fb fi ' sg E X' A 2.4.43 i 5 I Q. 2 gi. x. f an -3,51 if 54 rigs, P f . 1,1 y d, 255- 1 'ft ,, S - m 5 If is ' Q , 'YM S . 4. ss HEP BW .v,. 1 Ag? HSP .,,. 43:9 I. 1 1 fi eb' Ji' : 4. 1. 'K Sk ,Ha , 1.- is 535-if a.- . .,. Ei' ,. :,, 23255 phi! P' ra f , . yin .W -N QW .K s.