Capodanno (FF 1093) - Naval Cruise Book

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wpoc!cmfw4foZ lzyh! My: .76 65. Qyqwh A WORTHY SHIP LEFT NEWPORT ON NOVEMBER TWENTY TWO UNAWARE WITHOUT A CARE OF WHAT WAS TO ENSUE. NO ONE KNEW WHAT WAS IN STORE UPON THAT FATEFUL DAY AS MUSCATELLO GAVE HIS CHECK AND WE WERE ON OUR WAY. WE WEREN'T ACROSS THE OCEAN - WHEN IT DID COME TO PASS THE AINSWORTH SPLIT THEIR SONAR DOME AND CRAMMED IT UP OUR ASS. SO ROTA'S OUT AND PALMA'S OUT AND WHAT WILL BE, WILL BE. THE WORLD IS GOING INTO PORT AND WE'RE STILL OUT AT SEA. DESRON TWENTY LOVED THE SHIP HIMSELF THE WHOLE CREW KNEW UNTIL CHIEF WELLS IN MAIN CONTROL SAID WHO THE HELL ARE YOU. YES DESRON TWENTY LIKED OUR SHIP IT WASN'T ANY FLUKE BUT HE HITCHED A RIDE WITH BIG BIRD AND WENT TO RIDE A NUKE. NOW CAPODANNO'S IN THE MED TO HUNT FOR SUBMARINES OUR TASKING SEEMS AS CLEAR AS MUD GO PROTECT GYRENES. AS WE'RE SITTING OFF BEIRUT WITH TACTAS ON THE SHELF OP'S FEET BEGIN TO STINK AND HE'S TALKING TO HIMSELF. AND THE MAIL WAS VERY TIMELY WHILE WOODROME STALLS AND STALLS THE CREW IS UNDERSTANDING THEY JUST WANT NAVAD'S BALLS. THE CLEANEST SHIP IN ALL THE MED FOR THE X.O IT'S A MUST NO PROBLEMS LOOKING UNDER RACKS BUT HE JUST CAN'T FIND HIGH DUST. BARTQOLOMEI WANTS HIS THIRD CLASS CROW SOLELY BECAUSE HE'S KOOL ' BUT FACE THE FRIGATES RATING DROP NOW TELL US WHO'S THE FOOL. THREE HOLIDAYS AT SEA MY FRIEND IT SEEMS TO BE OUR FATE MC FADIN'S HOT, HE'S ON A ROLL HE'S REACHED FOUR SIXTY EIGHT. MR. FRERICHS,DIDN'T MIND THE DAY HE STAYED IN BED. DOC LARSEN WANTED HELO OPS CAUSE HERB WAS PISSIN RED. A LT KLETT'S A MIRACLE MAN A'REAL SHOT IN THE DARK A THE CAN GET A COURSE 8d SPEED ,ORN CONTACTS WITH ONE MARK THE CAPTAIN'S KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE MED. FOR HIS IMPRESSIVE STATS BUT ALL THE SKIPPERS KNOW HIM FOR HIS STATEROOM FULL OF HATS. 9' AND RESKUSICH AND LYNCH ARE GREAT THEY'RE ALWAYS IN THE SKIDS THEY CALL EACH OTHER DIRTY NAMES AND ACT LIKE LITTLE KIDS. THE KINGS OF SHIPBOARD RUMORS CHIEF KEENEN AND HORAN' MADE CHIEF MUSHA TELL HIS WIFE WE'RE GOING TO IRAN. CAPODANNO'S SNIDLEY WHIPLASH IS A MAN WHO GETS THE MOST PAY BACKS ARE REALLY MOTHERS SO SAYS EBINEIZER TROST. INFRACTIONS HAVE BEEN QUITE BIZZARE SOME MOST PECULIAR SCENES SEAMAN GLUECK LIKES MO'PEDS MC ARDLE LIKES SALTINES. LTJG KING WAS GREAT HE LEFT HIS SHIPMATES POOR HIS FAMOUS FLIGHT IN EGYPT KNOWN AS THE GREAT DE-TOUR MR. BURKE'S A MYSTERY ITS SOMETHING WE DON'T SEE HE ACTS AS IF WE'RE PEASANTS AND HE'S SLUMMING ROYALTY. MEN'S FASHIONS ON THE CAPO ARE REALLY TURNING CHIC THANKS TO AN SM2 NAMED BUDD THE SHIP IS GOING GEEK. FOR AN HT2 NAMED HAWKINS THIS CRUISE IS QUITE A PAIN HE WANTS TO START A T. V. SHOW FOR HE THINKS HE'S JACK LA LANE. A GREAT FACADE HAS BEEN EXPOSED THE CREW WILL RAVE AND RANT THE SHIP IS REALLY BEING RUN BY ARMSTRONG AND A PLANT. BONNANO'S STOCK OF VITAMINS HAS ONLY BROUGHT MORE GLOOM I THINK THEY'RE FILMING AUSCHWITZ IN A CORNER OF HIS ROOM. LINZEY'S BEARD IS GETTING DRY, ITS BECOMING A DISGRACE HE RUBBED SO HARD UPON HIS CHIN HE BORED A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH HIS FACE MR. SWEENY CALLED FOR HELP HE SAID HE COULDN'T COPE HE SAID HE NEEDED COUNSELING AND WENT TO SEE THE POPE. I'LL END THIS POETIC FOOLISHNESS OH WITH A SIMPLE THOUGHT IT'S SOMETHING THAT MY FATHER SAID IT'S SOMETHING I WAS TAUGHT. WHEREVER YOU MAY BE MY SON WHEREVER YOU MAY ROAM THE GREATEST GIFT OF LEAVING US IN FACT IS COMING HOME. PM GREATFUL TO BE WITH YOU GUYS 1 FOR ONE DO CARE I THINK ABOUT MY EATHER'S WORDS AND SEE WE'REHALFWAY THERE.

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