Cape Cod (AD 43) - Naval Cruise Book

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2 i SURFHEE WHRFHRE B'Hl.:l.: 7... NYJ C0 and X0 conducting a little E-7 training Are you sure you're sold out of Champagne??? YIQKEISUWH cl'HP'HN 1385 EW

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12 May 86 IIEMORANDUH . px-gm: The Honorable Cape Cod Chief Petty Officers Mess, Rulers, To: of 1-he Raging Main, Brethrens of Neptunug Rex, and Decendents by way of a Direct Gene-Splice with John Paul Jones . A11 who So Proudly Claim to be Officers of USS CAPE COD lardroom Subj : SOFTBALL GAME Ref: Kal Saying If Your ID Card Says Active .... Be Active 1, In accordance with reference Cal, The Drafters do hereby challenge addressee to a softball game to prove once and for all the total dominant capability that emerges from the CPO Mess.- E Whether it's repairing, frolicing or admiring reflections so sent to us by way of mirrors. 2. Our honorable Senior Chief 'Fix-En-Upper' will gladly administer G erltol and the like to those who shal1'we say...that are Over the Hill - 3. If by some mysterious reason, you do accept, a time and location ll ill be mutually determined later. 4We'll tell ya whgnl. 71,8 UVI4-4-vvx Era,-4 cno in-:ss Pnssxnsrrr 76 .' Au. wid!! 'ZXZS wh 44-1-fgvfg.-zz? -if .Saffball pfgycfs . I. 14 nujabfar, A 27: Bev! 55,9 F! f',9 'f U: Ha-,fa 1. - Piffxff ,f A Jackman-rc' ffl JXAW Lql'-2'-151' fkafcfd M r 6-em 'S X .bvlr ffl t:d'!l4f 5,1 '-2 6 fxjiy e.- A6.fAa,4lA.1 ,feuwd Para 2. -' bra 3. -1 dd: Adil Ulf, fffffffz W? ATA gfuyygl ,Q ,4f2I27-ffrvflu414 76 Jiffy du N47 ,qc udfsam 1.5 fur' in, -6 ig! 224441: XZ: df-Q9 !lh':..5 f-7 .. if 3 50,4 p.Jvve 'alan 6,-ep C1541 is my as HDDRANDUN From: CPO Mess president and trusty nedaers of worlds greatest 'PAST A1'l'hCK To: TQNDER' Chief Petty 0fELx:or'l Hess C.0. Johnson and members of Cape Cod wardroou Sllbi: Time and date of championship softball gale for honors of best khaki- clad athletes aboard good ship Cape Cod Ref: ia! Hardroon response to most honorable CPO challenge I- !b! Main field, Yokosuka In regards to the formula outlined in reference fnl, we consulted a well known chemist who determined that IPO is water and K-9l' is what cones out of the south end of a dog. The Chief'-s plan to 'barlr' a mean ball gale! 2. Your presence is requested at reference tbl on Sunday 18 Hay 1986 twin the hours of 1400-1530 Uh-1t'e 2PM to 3:30 PM in case the Ensiqns read this! for a whippin and good ole tile. 743 02uvd-e-s- 37-5-17 CPO Hess President 1 , I Z4 I6 Z I CPG Alex: 3 V A 2. 3. Arcane! .liven-v,lz!c Jfaff' U l 9-9 a5V'A J. In gun, A, ,f,,,.p6 nga! fesfn-fee ,713 -ZLL!! n 62. Afvf mkakzc at-0 JUQM6 . fffa0: 't'3'j 735 'vb was Gezrraz. - a well Aw-wr :Pa 5-fffK'I'f I TA? 04 '1 5 27 'nf bj Q mane teifk. iq' ff 7 'f'0J I ,-7 . :Sguf6 Ylanfflc Xena .3002 f-mfr: H14 a :II-0 i?:l'7' ff54fAF'1 nfl: 3, facln 5311! 4' 541557 W' uf F J ' lf! Annie cauvafbag of 154 1 fire --P 0 9 U' f known C'Pd Cvno4715-n Jill, cj. If would 0411 1211! f:fiC,r:v,c f-Iwinhkf! Agfa, 8 Ifflddr v 1 fr , C een faik' by ,your ,alfa-nfsfn. pfffxnc 7' , eaQ,A...a, yvufz flfave' Z! 2' P K i Va E yn I! , ? r QF! F! va I ! vi' if 5 H all M. HE L12 12 X1 V M El H ll li. if u hay' mae ME!-IORANDUM . To: CPO Hess lhpt description! 4 subj! wanmzoon vs. cro nssslsorrsrma cms K' Ref: la! Your latest attempt at memo writing dated 14 May I l. Time, date and place noted, rest assured we'll be there. 2. We were not very impressed with the colorful! names of yourv'Goat Squad' and can only deduce they were dreamed up after hours ln the 'outlaw Bar. 3. We would not think of retracting our acceptance ofi your challenge in the POD. In fact we are redesigning the POD format to ensure the score of 1 the game ls properly promulgated on Monday, 19 May l986. 4 4. As Wardroom members, ladies and gentlemen all, we are certainly not intimidated by your ravings. He will speak on Sunday with our bats, our gloves, our spirit and our tremendous athletic prowess to once again show that 1 'Good' alway triumphs over Evll. united in Resolves 1 . i 54,1 K! ' 7 0 . . ' - x ! , Wifi , 9 . nQ,v 6 -Skid' 5-ylyllww Q .f filly ' I v yv.f M L M ' ' Q J YW? Y i' ' 3 W . K, ' W' 'XM W9 'ffl Ulugh' W AX H 5 ' P 1 I JQLJELQI- CR, 712, him A Q 4 I, 7 qt Q mx!!! 1 jfyn 9 X' cha 3 615- If ,X 4 I -4 R J C575 flap!-IOUNJ u f 1 ff! L... C f U' z- C - - ,fr v lurlwylfbafhff' j V fi LVL Lad-BML H Mase J Low Pina CAQJH-' 5 ,- I ,Y ' K 'f2 A': ! 'f Q! 1. if . . . AND THE MEMOS BEGAN TO FLY BE- H TWEEN THE CPO MESS AND THE WARDROOM fx . . . EACH ONE ATTEMPTING TO OUT WIT THE 4, OTHER . . . THE ONLY WAY TO SETTLE THIS U WAR . .. PLAY BALL!!! 5' .gf Q1 tn ii W! 'Q H! if S is Hi 165 gg Y! 1. 'I'

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4. ,4- XX 5 The junior Officer's job for the night . . . get every other ships flag and take it home! wonder if I ever acted like tha! when I was an Ensign? But XO, why won't you sign my TAD orders to Club Med?? FLAGS . . . WHAT FLAGS??? OH NO!! What's the Diver doing now??? 167 59 N N