Canton High School - Monthly Yearbook (Canton, OH)

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People who make love in glass houses should keep an eye on the shades. Wotild that wild oats could be predigested. You can take a pony to exams-Hlld 9- great many do. A note-book is a note-book, tho' there is nothing in it. If you cannot appreciate this book it is because it is too deep. The negative mustache was an improvement, Mr. Pottorf. In court it is no longer a question of Guilty or not guilty, but of Ruff or not Ruff. We had not studied Burke in vain. Con-- ciliation with the faculty was found possible. U !7 If Esther should jump in the lake would Harrison Fisher',? QScald this joke's whis- kers with beef-tea.Q If all the doors in the H. S. were open how many would Henry Morton Shutt ? QPrussic acid for the rummey who cracked this raw one.j If the Seniors should become pad-makers at what rate could Edgar Phillips ? QFilI lips.D QOpen the windows and let the smoke out.j . If Sophie would blow up a toy balloon would joe Rippeth ? fDrop a sledge on this author's beak.j Tf a high school teacher is forty years old. is Austin Young? fGet the stretcher readyj If Oscars noodle is made of sawdust, is Ra1ph's Sterling? tTar and feather that guy's epidermis.j If you could buy a rake for a dollar, would a Ho be dier ? QGet the hook for the cooker of this stew.j If Herman had a toy boat, would Hicks Saylor ? QRock his dome with a feather duster.j lf the faculty should start a fight with the Seniors would we need any Roy Sheils ? QReleased by pity.j Fehling solution might be a test for sugar, but it does not discover anything sweet in june. In the realm of Hydrocarbons will occur the marriage of Ethel Lean Qlflthylene C2H4d and Ben Zean tlienzine CQHHJ both possessing a very violent character. Their is assert ten scene yore who wares shore to rouse hers. -VVon a loan still lad hearing to the buoy full tracked. I am one daring weather heel Don close in accord ants wither air mined. Mae be these mite bee Toulouse oar Toulon. This spar tickler purse on sum Watt oven artist, like Murillo, Sebastian, Rembrandt, dear riding the weeds of the plane man, is Dee sting wished from us bye them. Eve are big girth an many Ginn day change wood be apiery she ate it. Fifty purr scent of the June yore mob mite beak lad thus butt let sure next pare be long hers. . Now when those fussers begin to curse and swear, Because their pictures are found over there. Don't listen to them. Let me tell you why, XVith 'ftwo bits each, the privilege they did buy.

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There's a good old Professor, Herr ll Of whose jokes we never can tireg He cracks them with ease, In a way that can please, As physics gets dryer and dryer. ' g Our English professor, H. Shutt, To amuse us will often act up, But whenever it rains Vtfe discover great brains Concealed in that gentleman's cup. I. G. L. is our good Math professor, feyer, And you bet he is some sporty dresserg VV ith neckties quite gay, . And not one hair astray, VVhy, he cannot help but impress her. . . There's Silver who teaches us Trig And he surely makes all of us digg If we miss just one log, VVe are left in the bog, For with Silver we dare not renig. A great financier is our Rankin, For he does 'most all of our bankin'g Wfhen he runs into debt, He will just fret and fret And threaten his Sophs with a spankini. . . Fierce Attractive Clever Useless Lovely Turbulent Young Fresh Ridiculous V Erratic Simple Helpless Measly Epherneral New Silly Opinionated Philosophical Heedless Ornamental Mulisli Ostensible Retrogressive Entertaining Superficial Juvenile Uncultured Nefarious Ignorant Obdurate Ruinous Splenetic Sensible Enterprising Noble Intelligent orderly Reasonable Sagacious Many jokes there are which our teachers daily crack, which if you would laugh at consult the last twenty editions of the class book. You will find them in them all. 62