Canton High School - Flash Yearbook (Canton, MO)

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Sponsors: Miss Moore, Mr. Lillard, Miss Gladbach, Mr. Rusk, President: John Collins, Vice-President: W. G. Lewis, Secretary: Tracy Fryer, Treasurer: Eric Voss. Scott Bridgeman 'Teresa Bringer Missy Brooks B)cvra Buckjvalttr Cindy Carskadon Bitty CfiCdress

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---------------------------Senior Class Prophecy ------------------------------------------ I was recently able to return to Canton to visit my old school chums, the class of 88. (It was now 2008.) As I drove into town and passed Martin Park I saw stables with horses. I found out later that Chris Downs had married Gail Collins and their stables were a large tourist attraction. Behind the stables I saw a small repair shop run by Ricky Simmons, Billy Childress, and Doug Green. I stopped in and chatted with them and discovered that Devra Buckwalter had married Steve Uhlmeyer. They are expecting their twelfth child. Steve is still praying for their first boy. They run Uhlmeyer's Bar Grill in the hills of Georgia. Sara Small is also expecting and is a housewife. Jeff Murphy happened to drop by the repair shop because the rain hindered him from farming. Jeff saw Billy Wells and Stephen Nelson at his daughter's female Junior High School where they work as janitors. They seemed to be enjoying themselves. They were cleaning up after the Gospel Music Show that my old friend Chad Zahn starred in. It sure was nice of Renee Sherwood to hire him. I said good-bye and headed over to my old school, and who greeted me at the door, but Melissa Schuetz. She was happy to see me and immediately began telling me about my other classmates. It seems her sister, Michelle Schuetz, is working with Dr. Ruth on her new book. Brenda McCloy married Mark Walters and is living in Quincy where she works as a travel agent at Bergners. Naomi Schork works as a veterinarian in St. Louis. Tracy Fryer has just been elected president of Chi Omega sorority at Harvard. Cindy Carskadon has been on an African safari where she met Scott Bridgeman who has an acute case of malaria and is in quarantine. Robbie Sullens is unemployed at the moment, although he is writing country music for the Grand Ole Opry. James Parrish is a sergeant in the Army but his whereabouts are unknown. Jimmy Crenshaw married Ann Allison and they are robbing banks. They were last seen headed for Cuba. Traci White, her husband, and daughter are running a YMCA Camp in Colorado. Missy Brooks is a fashion designer in Paris. Krissie Penn and Teresa Bringer are running a Day Care Center next to Roger Hetzler and Davy Woodworth's Aerobic Fitness Center in Canton. Tonya Otto and P. K. Feldkamp have their own art gallery in downtown Chicago. This is just a little bit too much for me to comprehend and I remember the class clown, Eric Voss. To my surprise, I found out he is the head of the department of sanitation and waste for the entire New York City. I went into Ayerco and I almost fainted when I saw Candy Jacobs, Beth Ann Gaus, and Wendy Wilson all dressed in black and white passing out brochures for their new convent. I began feeling dizzy so I checked into a hotel. The manager was playing with her new SAC computer designed and incorporated by Sean Cooper. She told me that there was a basketball game at Culver. Head Coach, Andy Schroeder, and Assistant Coach, Michael Levengood, were having a good season. It seems that they were forced to take the positions because of damages done to the President's home while drag racing in the Fantom and Mustang down the concourse. I turned on the T.V. to watch the Head Coach, Mike Dunaway, of the Dallas Cowboys demolish the Pittsburgh Steelers. There was a news flash announcing the retirement of basketball star Kevin Scheufele of the L.A. Lakers. I flipped the channel and I saw Tricia Hardin on her Women's Lib Talk Show. A commercial came on and the old class Vice-President's smiling face appeared on the screen for Wilbur's of Hollywood, Lingerie and Intimate Apparel. As I was about to fall asleep, my football game was interrupted. I smiled as I heard the voice of the President of the United States giving in inaugural speech. It was my former Class President. 7

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