Canton High School - Flash Yearbook (Canton, MO)

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The Death And Life Of Sneaky Fitch by James L. Rosenberg Who—or—what is Sneaky Fitch?. . . Short, skinny, scrawny. With a nose like an overripe tomato and whiskers like a decaying scrub brush. . . He's the town bum. . . He's a real bum! ... He is just plain yellow-a coward. . . the only blot on the mythic perfection of Gopher Gulch, Out West. Sneaky Fitch. He is the most lily-livered, yellow-bellied, good-for-nothing, low-down, rotten-clean-through, miserable polcat that ever walked the face of the West! And that ain't the half of it! 22 Student Life

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Monsieur Chris Holmes Herb McClaughry, Mrs. Crawford and Randa Harbourn Stacey Zahn —Hams!— One of the more amusing aspects of life down our alley is the wonderful folks who send us catipulting into snickers, snorts, chuckles and down right fits of laughter. They are those amateur comedians who make our days more lively and bearable — HAMS! Hamming it up is a popular pastime for a vast quantity of frolicsome people. These characters may disguise themselves as star-studded celebrities such as Santa Claus, mimic obscure personalities as Dr. Doolittle’s eccentric sister, or just act plain strange. The antics are endless! These hams spawn merriment and relieve tensions. They are delightful additions to life right down our alley. Penny Otte, Debi Harte, Julie Hinton, Tina Owsley, Lori Legg, Kim A. Uhlmeyer Bruce Dade Student Life 21

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CAST SINGERS............................. RAKHAM, fastest gun in the West..... MERVYN VALE, undertaker............. MRS. VALE, his wife................. MAROON, dance hall girl............. SHERIFF JACK OGLESBY................ DOC BURCH, physician................ REVEREND STANLEY BLACKWOOD, preacher MRS. BLACKWOOD, his wife............ SNEAKY FITCH........................ JOE CARTER, cowboy.................. BILL JACKSON, cowboy................ BOB WILSON, cowboy.................. TOWNSPEOPLE..................'...... STAGE MANAGER....................... LIGHTS.............................. DIRECTOR............................ Bill Harbourn, Chris Holmes ................Jon Drews ..........Kenneth Walters .........Shelley Wiltshire .............Sheila Porter ..........Herb McClaughry ..........Craig McSpadden .............John Hartzell ............... Debi Harte ...........Jerry Spurgeon ............Joe Bridgeman .............Greg Leftwich ................Matt Berry Neal Thompson.Tracy Howe .........Valorie Bridgeman ..............Dan Wiltshire ........Joseph P. Harmon Student Life 23